Replying to Canadian Mountain Dew

So the other day at work I go into the refrigerator to get my morning mountain dew to find that the only pop left in the refrigerator was caffeine free diet mountain dew. It sounded like the worse possible pop in existence. I drank it and it was awful so I went online to find out if anyone else thought this was as big of a waste of liquid as I did. Thats when I discovered that in Canada, Mountain Dew doesn't have caffeine because of some regulation prohibiting the addition of caffeine to non-cola food products.

What the fuck is the point Canada? If your mountain dew isn't loaded with caffeine its just sprite mixed with orange juice.