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Canadian Mountain Dew

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Itsbackfliptime
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So the other day at work I go into the refrigerator to get my morning mountain dew to find that the only pop left in the refrigerator was caffeine free diet mountain dew. It sounded like the worse possible pop in existence. I drank it and it was awful so I went online to find out if anyone else thought this was as big of a waste of liquid as I did. Thats when I discovered that in Canada, Mountain Dew doesn't have caffeine because of some regulation prohibiting the addition of caffeine to non-cola food products.

What the fuck is the point Canada? If your mountain dew isn't loaded with caffeine its just sprite mixed with orange juice.
Jun 16 2008 11:21PM
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purplejumpsuit
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I like the mountain dew we got.... and we have regular and diet...
Jun 16 2008 11:24PM
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JSskier
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that's pretty pathetic/funny on canada's part but caffeine doesn't make that much difference if any in taste. it just gives you a little boost. i didn't even think mtn dew had that much anyways
Jun 16 2008 11:24PM
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ThaLetterM.
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yeah! what the fuck canada! rabble rabble rabble and what not!
Jun 16 2008 11:26PM
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reverendwrong
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its pronounced SODA!!!
Jun 16 2008 11:29PM
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Avifarer
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Mountain Dew makes my teeth hurt
Jun 16 2008 11:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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kill yourself.
Jun 16 2008 11:37PM
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smooticus
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sprite and orange juice. Isnt mountain dew lemon lime flavored??
Jun 16 2008 11:38PM
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ThaLetterM.
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its not my fault im from wisconsin sir
Jun 16 2008 11:39PM
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richards
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did this wreck your day?
cuz these small things dont really phase me as much as you hahahaha
Jun 16 2008 11:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Probably, I believe theres some orange flavoring in it too since it tastes pretty different from sprite/sierra mist
Jun 16 2008 11:42PM
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2+2=5
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i really need to try american mountain dew then...
Jun 16 2008 11:52PM
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St.Steezy
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if the pop is dark then it can have caffeine, if it is not then no caffeine.
Jun 17 2008 12:00AM
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popNfresh44
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im pretty sure canadian mtn dew has caffeine...cuz theres regular and caffeine free diet. and about the "cola" thing, what about energy drinks?
Jun 17 2008 12:08AM
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Swan_Solo
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Sweet icon
Jun 17 2008 12:17AM
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St.Steezy
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energy drinks are not considered pop, there are under a different category. It's like health drinks or something.
Jun 17 2008 12:27AM
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Manlenium
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Its the same with Dr. Pepper. A fraction of the caffeine of our Americano counter parts.
Jun 17 2008 1:19AM
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Ski311
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dude, i want answers too. I am originally from Michigan and am a huge fan of barqs root beer. Well in Michigan barqs kicks ass because it has caffeine, however here in Colorado all barqs root beer is caffeine free. I dont get it at all.

Jun 17 2008 8:54AM
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Maximumsushi
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Soda Pop: American Fine Wine

Jun 17 2008 9:07AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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I prefer Jones Canadian Soda, that shit is good, and probably slightly healthier for you than Mountain Dew.
Jun 17 2008 9:26AM
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-Mugatu
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our pop may be shittier but our beer is better
Jun 17 2008 9:59AM
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spiegel
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major brews, yes.
but you definitely don't beat our micros.
Jun 17 2008 10:08AM
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=Worf=
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fuck the caffine, as long as it has the yellow 5
Jun 17 2008 10:19AM
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-Mugatu
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agreed\
Jun 17 2008 10:22AM
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gordie.
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we have normal, caffienated mountain dew, the same as everyone else. i dont know how this started
Jun 17 2008 10:24AM
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Maximumsushi
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Both Canada and the United States have shitty bear. Canada is less shitty. Micros included.

America: Good soda, shitty beer

America: We drink shit with bubbles in it

America: Put caffine in it

Jun 17 2008 10:30AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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No No, Bear hunting is a major thing in both canada and the USA, oh, your talking about beer, get some foreign stuff, it rules supreme.

Jun 17 2008 10:31AM
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juanborlando
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fuck that i would kill myself.
Jun 17 2008 10:36AM
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Maximumsushi
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Yeah, whoops! Canadian bears are better than American bears because Canada has all the same bears AND Polar Bears.

Munich beer is the best beer.

Jun 17 2008 10:41AM
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Pipe_Munky
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man, mountain dew is so extreme!!!!



















and no, Canada has the best beer in North America hands down! that includes micro

Jun 17 2008 11:26AM
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blindside
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how do you figure there's anything mildly resembling orange juice in mountain dew?....
Jun 17 2008 11:36AM
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blindside
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I've been living a lie.
Jun 17 2008 11:53AM
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krazykeegs
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What? No caffeine?
I've always heard that Canada had super caffeinated dew...
damn.

Jun 17 2008 12:15PM
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Scolson
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i will be the first to say that caffiene free dew tastes the same as regular dew.  Are you sure it wasn't the diet caffiene free kind?
Jun 17 2008 12:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I'm aware that caffeine has almost no taste and it was caffeine free diet I was drinking but thats not the point I'm trying to make. Mountain Dew's whole marketing strategy is based on the fact that it is XTREME and without the extra boost of caffeine I just can't imagine myself feeling extreme after drinking it. Half the reason I drink Mountain Dew is the caffeine.
Jun 17 2008 6:39PM
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ATLskier
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it's pronounced coke motherfucker

even if its mountain dew its still coke.

soda is acceptable though, but fucking pop is not

Jun 17 2008 6:43PM
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pussymoneyweed
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no wonder canada is exciting anymore
Jun 17 2008 6:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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So when ordering a Coke in a restaurant how does it work?
Example:
I would like a Coke ma'am.
What kind?
Coke.
What kind?
Coke.
What kind?
Coke.
What kind?
Coke.
What kind?
Coke.
What kind?
Coke.
What kind?
Coke.
Sir, I want to know what kind of Coke you want.
I just want a Coke.
What kind of Coke sir.
COKE.
Sir. What kind?
Classic. Fuck you're retarded.
Jun 17 2008 7:27PM
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MADmidwest
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caffene free mountain dew tastes good, and it doesn't keep you up at night
Jun 17 2008 7:39PM
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Peter.
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lol

Jun 17 2008 9:12PM
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rj.
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i lol'ed...really loud haha
Jun 17 2008 9:29PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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well your guy's rocket candy's suck ass compared to ours.
Jun 17 2008 9:34PM
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