Replying to Who want to hear about my GAY night

My gay night started off when i went into town to get alcohol. my gay ass friend whos really not my friend i was just using him to get beer says he can get shit.
    turns out the person he thought could get us shitcant, so then we sit around for awhile to figure shit out. Then i end up going all the fucking way back to my niebors house cause he can get us beer now....     so i just wasted fucking 4 dollars in gas. then i drive over to this hill that supposedly a shit load of kids are at... theres fucking 5 kids there, pretty gay.....
    then we hear about this party near town up on this hill.......we drive there and as im putting on my break lights to pull in i see a cop car ready to pull out of the parking lot,, so fuck that i keep driving and the cop car decides to pull out after me... and follow me for a long time... with 60 beers in my car.    
    I lose the cop, drive home and after wasting another 4 dollars in gas i am sitting here tellking you about my gay ass night. thank you