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You don't mess woth the zohan

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dave_uninc
Posts: 335 - Karma: 71
just saw it last night, it was fucking hilarious. If you are seeking stupid humour (but good stupid humour) it's a must see.
Jun 14 2008 9:54AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
the funniest movie ive seen in a long long time....especially because of my roots
Jun 14 2008 10:05AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i walked out of it like 45 minutes in
Jun 14 2008 10:09AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
haha yeah I like stupid funny, I thought it was a really weird movie yet funny.
Jun 14 2008 10:38AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
goin to see it tonight...
Jun 14 2008 10:49AM
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Static
Posts: 8561 - Karma: 4,139
were you expecting to see the Strangers or some other movie instead? Have you ever seen an Adam Sandler movie? I understand there's plenty of people out there who don't like this style of comedy, that's fine don't waste your money on a ticket. If you do consider yourself a fan of Sandlers stoopid humor movies then you should have enjoyed the movie, at least the first half (the jokes did fall off a bit for the second half when they realized they needed to push the story forward). ANyway I thought the movie was pretty funny and would reccomend it to people who enjoy dumb jokes and Little NIcky.
Jun 14 2008 11:23AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
well, you established with the Mgmt thread you're a retarded hater with absolutely no taste, so i'm just going to disregard anything you ever say again.  it's a Sandler movie... what the fuck did you expect?
Jun 14 2008 11:28AM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Kung fu panda is actually really funny. I know it's a kids movie but Jack Black is hilarious.
Jun 14 2008 11:30AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
so basically i picked the worst movie to see. sweet. happening is horrible, worst movie i've seen in a long time. don't go see it.
Jun 14 2008 11:30AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
word.  saw it with the gf and thought it was hilarious.  definitely surprised me.
Jun 14 2008 11:31AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
ya i lawled at kung fu panda...but zohan was absolutely hilariousss!!! also im jewish and know some yiddish which just made some of the jokes wayyy funnier!!

fizzybubbly?
Jun 14 2008 12:08PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
lol..i want to see that..looks cute
Jun 14 2008 12:10PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
its sticky time
Jun 14 2008 12:15PM
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williams
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 9,072
i like stupid humor and i only got a couple chuckles out of it. it was entertaining but not hilarious
Jun 14 2008 1:49PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
man i laughed my ass off most of that movie.
Jun 14 2008 2:12PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
hands down, worst movie ive seen in awhile. chuckled maybe twice

but i love most of adam sandler's movies.
Jun 14 2008 2:15PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Some of the newer kids movies are so legit. Ratatouille? Such a sick movie.
Jun 14 2008 2:18PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Overated. But i was suprised by how many big names are actually in it.
Jun 15 2008 5:24AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
It was decent movie,, but def not one of Sandler's best.

as for Kung-Fu Panda... I thought it was gonna be really funny and it was less than mediocre.
Jun 15 2008 6:32AM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
Thats why you make out at movies!
Jun 15 2008 1:05PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
i thought it was very funnt, very racist however.
Jun 15 2008 1:08PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
what the fuck? I thought it was one of the worst movies Ive ever seen. I walked out
Jun 15 2008 4:22PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
i used to like adam sandler stuff. happy gilmore, big daddy, anger management. those were all funny. but shit like lil nicky really fell off and isnt funny.
Jun 15 2008 5:23PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

thats cute im not able to have my own opinion. and yes im a big sandler fan (exept punch drunk love). but its pretty stupid if your on the rag and start bitching at me on ns, so what i dont like gay music, my brother plays mgmt all the time here, it pisses me off that im hearing it in everything too, and im soooo sorry i walked out of a movie cause i thought it sucked

Jun 15 2008 6:16PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
id watch out, some people might call you out!
Jun 15 2008 6:18PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
this movie was sooo bad.  There was only like one funny part and thats when the israel guy says "people only hate us because we look like you"
Jun 15 2008 6:19PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Yeah, lil nicky and Zohan are terrible, the stupid humor is just stupid it isn't funny. I laughed maybe twice during Zohan, if I was getting paid to watch it I would have left. I liked Panda though, they advertised it really poorly though, the cast was huge and all they talked about was Jack Black. They should have done it how the Shrek commercials use to do, just name out all the big actors. I meen it had Jack Black, Angelina Jolee, Dustin Hoffman, Seth Rogan, Jackie Chan, and Lucy Liu.
Jun 15 2008 6:21PM
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Ryno
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You guys all must be slow or something because the jokes were fucking hilarious. the whole theater was laughing where i was. maybe you lil kids just dont get the jokes...sad...

The racism was done awesome...soooo jokes
Jun 15 2008 7:28PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
big deal

humor is humor, people need to stop being so insecure. (this isnt targeted at the person I quoted but more to the ignorant people who take offense)
Jun 15 2008 7:54PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Wow, how could you say that about Zohan. That was hands down one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.
Jun 15 2008 8:01PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
agreed, everything was fucking hilarious!

MUCHENTUCHEN
Jun 15 2008 8:36PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
The movie as a whole was extremely stupid, but I laughed at parts.
Jun 15 2008 8:46PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
smell it, smell it, now take it! that's for you.

gay.

i didn't even see it.

gay.

did you retards who liked it also like sandler's remake of that gay prison football movie that i can't remember the name of?
Jun 15 2008 11:06PM
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Noah_W
Posts: 810 - Karma: 3,238
that was the funniest movie ever. I laughed my ass off the whole time!
Jun 15 2008 11:21PM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
dave matthews was in it, so in my mind it's a quailty movie.
Jun 15 2008 11:22PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
ya deffinetly not one of adam sandlers best performances.
Jun 16 2008 12:18AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
please tell me yo were at least drunk and/or high when you made this post...otherwise you're just a close-minded asshole.
Jun 16 2008 12:25AM
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Tanner-D
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one pee pee touch
Jun 16 2008 1:05AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/

Heres a great movie site that is pretty decent in firefox. Most of the films are guys with cameras. Most are decent quality.
Jun 16 2008 1:30AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Man! I hated the movie! I don't know why. I love Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and all that shit, and I expected the Zohan one to be good, but I thought it was terrible. I wanted to walk out, but ended up staying. Only 2 people in the theatre were laughing at all the jokes. I laughed a little maybe a couple times.
Jun 16 2008 1:37AM
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Eric_D
Posts: 1562 - Karma: 79
One word for all of u that have seen this movie:
Dreads.
Jun 16 2008 1:50AM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300

word, the adam sandlers ins ome pretty good movies, but the terrible ones are zohan, little nicky, and longest yard.


and people in the theatre were makin fun of it the whole time, like laughing really loud randomly

Jun 16 2008 11:58PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
dude just cuz he has a different opinoin than you doesnt mean he has no taste and you should disregard everything he says that is just stupid
Jun 17 2008 12:00AM
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Static
Posts: 8561 - Karma: 4,139
buffs suck
Jun 17 2008 3:20AM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
it was so funny when they threw the neosporin at the store. lolz. hahahah.
Jun 17 2008 7:54AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
my 12 year old cousin said it had many sexual references
o which brings me to a cool story, we were watching beta house with his 9 year old brother and i think we scarred him for life, he kept saying "eww" and "what's that?" it was great, i think that was his introduction to boobies!!!!!
Jun 17 2008 10:06AM
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ryan.c
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shit was hiiiilarious. at first i was like ok, this is just reeeeeeeally stupid humor, but after that it isnt as stupid humor as it starts. very funny movie tho, i suggest seeing it.


oh and going into it i didnt know exactly what it was going to be about. for some reason i guess i didnt pick up what the movie was going to be in the previews, so if its unclear to anyone else ill explain. the zohan is the best at everything. he teaches himself what to do, and is immediately the best in the world. so adam sandler being in this position, makes it hilarious. and hes iraqi
Jun 17 2008 1:06PM
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blindside
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Israeli
Jun 17 2008 1:11PM
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doritos
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Looked terrible. I'll check RottenTomatos and make my final judgement.
Jun 17 2008 1:14PM
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doritos
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention that Kung Fu Panda on the other hand is dope as fuck.
Jun 17 2008 1:14PM
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no_steeze
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should i go see it tonight?
marsland seems to say no, everyone else says yes?
Jun 17 2008 1:14PM
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