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whattheshit
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got here may 18 from toronto.

got a job at douglas fir at the waterslide.  drop by but no chinese downhills please.

got a job at subway near hoodoo.  drop by for extra cheese.  im the only anglophone there.


banff is full of french and aussies.  fuck them

later



Jun 11 2008 8:24PM
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poofartpee
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haha...make sure u got a NS sticker on when your workin so we can be like
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Jun 11 2008 8:59PM
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whattheshit
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no ns sticker required.  just ask for the white kid that can speak english properly.
Jun 11 2008 9:05PM
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Avifarer
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i always stay at the douglas in winter time
Jun 12 2008 9:37PM
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chicken
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never been there without getting kicked out. AWSOME place. jumping off the slides and transferring. haha one time we snuck in by jumping onto the clear slide.
Jun 14 2008 2:29AM
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whattheshit
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i'd kick you out too.
Jun 14 2008 6:45PM
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chicken
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yeah the life guards are strict there
Jun 17 2008 2:04AM
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whattheshit
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its not up to me to be strtict but its my bosses that care.  the hotel is pretty family orientated and when we have teenagers coming down the slides one after another and you have kids coming down the blue slide, things could get dangerous.  therefore parents complain and then we hear about it because we weren't doing out job, which then makes us strict.  all because some teenagers took things way too far.  still trying to figure out how you snuck  in by jumping onto the clear slide, unless you did it on the same level as the cash and jumped over the wood railing where the slide comes level to the top floor.   i can also see where you transfer from the blue to the clear slide and i commend you on your gutsiness and stupidity.
Jun 17 2008 8:45PM
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rudager
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When I was in garde 8, I stuck my thumb in the fan at the douglas fir water slides for some reason, chopped that shit right up
Jul 1 2008 5:45PM
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Jaskittin
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I just got back from Banff for my first time.  That fuckin place is epic.  Tuesday night at the hoodoo?  Walk in at about 11:05 to only girls, fuckin sick...  Hopefully I can come live there in the winter.
Jul 17 2008 2:03PM
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Chief.Woodcock
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watch out for aids
Jul 17 2008 4:17PM
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Download-My-Apps
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hahah the hoodoo and aurora seen is pretty hit or miss not to mention gets old very quick
Jul 17 2008 8:20PM
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Jaskittin
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Really?  Wow that is not so encouraging at all.  I guess I just hit it on a good night.  The Rose and Crown was pretty fun too.
Jul 18 2008 12:16AM
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whattheshit
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for real.

thats why i spent that tuesday night getting fucked up on alcohol and tylenol 4's then watching snatch.

oh yes, banff has taken its grip on me. 


opium next week.


Jul 18 2008 12:20AM
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-Tristan-
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Tuesday nights = Mels until you are drunk enough go to HooDoos, then drunk as fuck heart to hearts while you mow down at subway.
Jul 18 2008 12:50PM
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Download-My-Apps
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lots of good nights, but I just got tired of brits and aussies being goofs.

The Devil's Gap and Rose and the Rose and Crown are good times once you get tired of the "Clubs"
Jul 18 2008 2:51PM
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friedcheese
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I have never ever ever seen a club or bar in banff with lots of hot girls without there being about 2 or 3 guys to each, and there being a giant wall of cockblock surrounding them. Banff has always been a huge sausagefest everytime I've been there, and that's quite a few.
Jul 20 2008 11:02AM
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Klick_2_klaim
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welcome to a resort town.
Jul 23 2008 11:44AM
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whattheshit
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went to the fairmont a few days ago.  fuck im glad i didn't take that groundskeeping job there.  place is unbelievable.  even the employees act(or are they really like that in real life?) pompous and arrogant to appease their clients.  fuck that shit.  my friend was just making random conversation with people and these rich people were getting so uncomfortable.  of course we looked like dirt bags and our pupils were saucers but fuck man.  oh yea if you get a chance go to the pub near the first tee and feed the ground squirreeels you lunch they will eat right out of your hand. 
Aug 6 2008 2:59AM
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