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wolfmansbro
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Ok i know these have been on before but i really need your help. Tomorrow (10/17) morning at 6 a.m. i have to go in for operation to pin by collarbone. For some fucked up reason (i dont know why) they want a piss sample to test for drugs. For the most part i havent smoked for 2 weeks except for maybe 3 hits from a blunt last week wednesday. I need to pass this test. My friend suggested cranberry juice and 2 shots of vinigar. are there any other suggestions as to how i can pass this test? i dont think i can take detox either b/c he said they test for that at a hospitol. Please help a friend out
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Oct 16 2003 4:55PM
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DrPepper
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yeah, dont smoke pot. thats how i pass.
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Oct 16 2003 4:56PM
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PhaedeD
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umm last wensday if you drinks lots of water you should be fine ya drink cranberry juice or go by like 12 bottels or propel and drink those tonight.











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Oct 16 2003 4:57PM
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wolfmansbro
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that the thing i accualy quite smoking it just hasnt been that long sense i quit.
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Oct 16 2003 4:57PM
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Skibum420
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cranberry juice and water...pray to the big man good luck

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Oct 16 2003 4:58PM
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Ghost
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hmm. I'm not sure you really have much to worry about. I'm under the impression that the reason why they want to test you for drugs is to take all precautions before operating (too much drugs in system would be unsafe for them to operate)

It's confidential. Unless you've completely blown the tests I doubt they'll release the info to police. They may, however, reccomend postponing the surgery date until your system has cleaned up.

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Oct 16 2003 4:59PM
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Lateralis
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lots of cranberry juice, water even take niacin its a detoxifier, you can buy it at the drugstore i believe


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Oct 16 2003 5:01PM
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PhaedeD
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yes ghostdragon you are right and i dont believe than can tell your parents if you fail.











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Oct 16 2003 5:01PM
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shibby
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drano lol. but im with dr pepper on this one to late now though look up some old threads about this theres tons there might be some ansers there.
Oct 16 2003 5:08PM
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wolfmansbro
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im not worried about cops. im 16 so its the rents i am worried about.
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Oct 16 2003 5:12PM
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jono
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pull the old 'condom filled with your clean friedns piss', its the only garenteed method.
'I think I'm developing a bad habit, Ive done mushrooms at school 3 times this year' 'You idiot, were 4 days into it'
Oct 16 2003 6:23PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yea, just drink like 1-2 gallons of water and cranberry juice. good luck man.
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Oct 16 2003 6:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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my friend drank like 30 bottles of water from a nalgene over two days when he got tested once... it was intense.
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Oct 16 2003 6:27PM
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What_A_Wookie
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excercise too, lots and lots of water that cranberry juice & vineager thing too, but unless youve been on acid or just totlaly blow the test ghostdragon is right
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Oct 16 2003 6:28PM
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lineskier10
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did he pass or fail
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Oct 16 2003 6:29PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^is it the 17th yet? i think not


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Oct 16 2003 6:41PM
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Lord_Piot
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a clean friends piss..... no other way.
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Oct 16 2003 6:44PM
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What_A_Wookie
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anyone watch that show playmakers?
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Oct 16 2003 7:07PM
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wolfmansbro
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i got this idea. sense THC is not water soluble, if i drink a lot of water that would mean my piss is a lot more water. so if my piss is water then there is nothing for the thc to stick to which might be enough to pass. any thoughts?
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Oct 16 2003 7:12PM
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P-JO
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someone from my school drank a class of water with a spoon full of bleach and passed, but it will also fuck up your stomach probably. I think you'll be clean anyways though, unless you were a hard core smoker before you quit.





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Oct 16 2003 7:31PM
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jono
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Whats with all these stupid ideas that are just going to harm your body? call up one of your friends who deosnt smoke, ask him for some of his finest piss, and you will pass the test 100%.
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Oct 16 2003 7:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yea, thats your best bet. except dont use a condom, thats gross. use a cigar container or somethin. or a test tube w/ duct tape on the top
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Oct 16 2003 7:57PM
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Ds91260
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go to a drug store and get some stuff called coloidol silver (sp?), i dont know if it really works but ive heard it does so its worth a try, u put a few drops in a glass of water and drink lots of water, youll piss your balls off for the next few hours and then you should be clean, but if you dont pass, just give them a speach all tony in the resteraunt style, be all like 'o, i smoke a little, now im da bad guy, so u dont smoke, that make you good? no, that make you nothing, its a choice you made not to and its a choice i made, fuck you'





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Oct 16 2003 8:25PM
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SkeeOrDye
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ive heard ppl bringing bleach with them to the test and putting it in their piss.
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Oct 16 2003 8:58PM
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NomenClature
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drink crnberry juice and dont tke niacin, becasue that could mess with your system during an operation, dont fake it, they are testing you so they dont kill you by useing the wrong drugs while performing the surgery, take the test, if you fail and they tell you parents, (whixh they are forbidden to do by law unless you live canada) then tell you parents to suck your yack and shut the fuck up.
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Oct 16 2003 9:20PM
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wolfmansbro
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yeah i cant take anything to mess my body up. i have 32oz of cranberry juice that i will drink right now. i cant eat or drink anything after 12:00am. tomorrow morning i will be heading into the hospitol at 6:00am and getting a pisser at i belieave 7:00 and going in for operation at 8 or 9. its a short operation so i will be home before night falls. Hopefully the cranberry will work. Wish me luck. i will be on to let you guys know if i lived through the surgery
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Oct 16 2003 9:47PM
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poniverus
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good luck...my friends just use other peoples piss...its alot easier except when they are all gay about it and they make you keep the door open and they stand behind you...but its not a REAL drug test so i doubt they stand behind you



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Oct 16 2003 10:50PM
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wolfmansbro
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yeah well i survived. i said fuck it and didnt really care about the piss test. i went in for surgery so i guess i passed good enough for the surgery. right now i got a plate in with 8 screws that came from switzerland. i should be good for ski season though
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Oct 17 2003 3:11PM
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Dfresh
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ok man 1 if its for an operation they always take a piss sample to see if your healthy i don't think they really cared if you did drugs or not, and second trust me you don't want to drink 32 oz of anything before going into surgery, just remmeber when you are in the hospital for surgery, you might not have the luxury of being able to get up and go to the washroom
when i was in for surgery, i had to piss lying down and my legs were suspended up a bit so there wouldn't be so much blood in my hip, trust me its very uncomfortable pissing in that poisition, so youw ould want to try not to go to the washroom at all.

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