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NS on the pooper

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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71

currently setting the new bar for going on NS....while taking a dump. whats that, you bumped your sale in health class? i made a thread while shitting...byeaaaah! yay for pioneers!

Jun 11 2008 5:01PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
go whalers?
Jun 11 2008 5:11PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
GO WHALERS!
Jun 11 2008 5:13PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
crazy that you just said this.  i just got on the shitter
Jun 11 2008 5:14PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
ipod touch? or cell phone
Jun 11 2008 5:14PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I talk to my girl on the phone while i shit sometimes. And she never knows it......
Jun 11 2008 5:14PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
been done many times throughout the history of ns. word has it that harvey made the first update while on the shitter.

go carolina?
Jun 11 2008 5:15PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
laptop
Jun 11 2008 5:17PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
QUEBEC NORDICS FTW
Jun 11 2008 5:17PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
hahaha
Jun 11 2008 5:18PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
hahaha i use to take thug nasty shits while talking to my ex sometimes, she caught on once, and asked me if i was pooping, there was a pause and i as like yeah.... good times. id do it all over again.
Jun 11 2008 5:18PM
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finssidedown
Posts: 509 - Karma: 10
I text a lot on the shitter.  Sometimes if noone will text me back I'll look for free games.
Jun 11 2008 5:29PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54

Bahahaha, gettin' vicious.

Jun 11 2008 5:37PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
go hurricanes.



btw i actually do hate them for leaving ct
Jun 11 2008 5:50PM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
both, iphone.
Jun 11 2008 5:55PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
yeah i talk to my ex on the shitter because she is a waste of time
Jun 11 2008 6:00PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
haha good stuff
Jun 11 2008 6:51PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
i always do it
Jun 11 2008 7:44PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
haha. thats funny. i feel the same about my ex.
Jun 11 2008 7:56PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
hahahahaha gold.
Jun 11 2008 7:57PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
u mena u guys dont always vring ur laptops when u take a shit?
Jun 11 2008 8:06PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
nah just that one time so i could say i did
Jun 12 2008 3:31PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
that's risky. better hope you don't have any sudden "outbursts"...she might suspect something.
Jun 12 2008 3:33PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
bahahaha
Jun 12 2008 3:35PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
its all good man. I cough when it hits the water
Jun 12 2008 3:37PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
hahahahah!
Jun 12 2008 3:45PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
damn you've got it down to a science...i might have to try this one time.
Jun 12 2008 3:46PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
This thread is the shit.
Jun 12 2008 3:55PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
ns is the ultimate pooper tool.
Jun 12 2008 4:41PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
Thats prolly why shes your ex. lol
Jun 12 2008 5:05PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
haha no man, this is what i do when we talk now.
Jun 12 2008 5:06PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
hahahhahahaha
thats a good one though, and if i had a cell phone, i might try it
Jun 12 2008 6:21PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
SURPRISE I'm you're girlfriend and I've been waiting here on ns for you to slip up!! we are SO over.
Jun 12 2008 6:29PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
im sorry baby....... I just really had to go!!
Jun 12 2008 6:31PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
blumpkin.
Jun 12 2008 6:32PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
yeah right, girls don't poop!
Jun 12 2008 6:33PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I would say "Pic or it didn't happen", but I don't think I want to see.
Jun 12 2008 6:51PM
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Faggghkxd
Posts: 1163 - Karma: 13
im on the pooper too
Jun 12 2008 7:11PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
hehehe, i'm not going to respond to that =]
Jun 12 2008 7:44PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
I bring my laptop in everytime I take a shit
Jun 12 2008 8:28PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
DOT.
Jun 12 2008 8:37PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Magazines are so 1998. Laptop shits are the ONLY way to go!

Jun 12 2008 9:01PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
i am right now.. on the ol' IBM...
Jun 12 2008 11:17PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
beat this: talking on cell phone, eating, and pooping
Jun 15 2008 10:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
they poop once a year, they all gather and shit and then they're good for a year

i tried ns on the pooper but it wasn't for me, i'll use my touch for it but not the laptop. i talk on the phone a lot and nobody ever catches on to the grunts and plopping noises
Jun 15 2008 10:53PM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
And... it's officially June.
Jun 15 2008 10:54PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
If you can score one of those (while shes sober) thats mad props.
Jun 16 2008 6:18AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
thats pretty intense. i dont think id eat and take a shit at the same time tho
Jun 16 2008 8:53AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
dude i put my ipod touch in an air tight bag and go on NS in the shower
Jun 16 2008 1:36PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
thats some serious commitment....ive thought about vaccuum sealing my laptop so i could swim and go on NS. weee!
Jun 17 2008 1:04AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
PUN!!! FUCKING PUN!!!
Jun 17 2008 1:17AM
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