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Changing Fast Food Forever

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ColbyV
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New Wearable Feed Bags - the hottest new trend

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Jun 11 2008 3:08PM
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Tinga
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haha awesome.
Jun 11 2008 3:17PM
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Elijah.
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Family style trough just made me lose it... bahahahahaha
Jun 11 2008 3:31PM
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ColbyV
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"its hot steamy food in your face right now"
Jun 11 2008 3:38PM
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soup
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nothing like getting the family together, hitting pizza hut, and sharing a nice big family feed trough.
Jun 11 2008 3:46PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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"Well sometimes i just don't wanna move my arms you know? And for 50 cents extra they'll just throw in your soda so you don't have to worry about straws or anything"
Jun 11 2008 3:47PM
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BMB
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what the fuck, those look like the way horses feed.
Jun 11 2008 3:50PM
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RICK_ROSS
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fuck taco bell
Jun 11 2008 3:59PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I can wait to see the drive by hoses. They're going to have to get some military peeps on that shit to make sure the aiming is precise. Otherwise it could be a giant mess and a giant fail. But I don't see this failing.....
Jun 11 2008 4:04PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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sweet mother of god.........america is doomed
Jun 11 2008 4:21PM
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ColbyV
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me either, its basically foolproof
Jun 11 2008 4:22PM
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Mooose...
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this is why the onion is soo damn awesome.

Jun 11 2008 4:34PM
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wordzofwizdum
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OMG TACO BELL=GENIOUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!$$$!$$!$!$!$!$$!
Jun 11 2008 4:43PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha the guy being interviewed with food all over his face lawlz
Jun 11 2008 4:49PM
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Ryno
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Thats the part i lol'd at too...HAHAHAAH

Jun 11 2008 4:59PM
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kfilenda
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"you dont have to breathe in between bites" incredible
Jun 11 2008 6:12PM
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artfullydodged
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haha the food hoses were great
Jun 11 2008 6:34PM
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steezyjibber
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cant be true, i thought it was a really well made college class video or something
Jun 11 2008 6:39PM
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Billek
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Clearly you don't know what the onion is.
Jun 11 2008 6:59PM
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freeskier824
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wait, it cant be true? really??
Jun 11 2008 7:09PM
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SK1ERDUDE
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Haha that is the dumbest thing i have ever seen in my life.
Jun 11 2008 7:16PM
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K2skipunk
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omg, great idea
Jun 11 2008 7:25PM
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doritos
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Hahahah the Onion never ceases to impress.
Jun 11 2008 7:45PM
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snowriderdj
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that is gross, disgusting, and i would never EVER do that in my life its for fat ass americanns... i mean serously how hard is it to eat a taco or burger..how much lazier can u get...this makes me mad
Jun 11 2008 8:25PM
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aculbs
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HAHAH
Jun 11 2008 8:31PM
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Bangor
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i'm actually really scared of the onion. it's fucking hilarious, but the first time i saw anything from them it was something about obama/mccain, and i seriously believed it for about 5 minutes until i watched it a 2nd time and caught on......


there are alot of people in this country who, quite frankly are a lot dumber than I am, that might not even get the connection about alot of things......................
Jun 11 2008 8:33PM
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ColbyV
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yeah and you're pretty dumb as it is :P - but so many people don't understand things that are common knowledge to other people which is the reason coffee says "caution this is hot" and they have to have directions for toothpaste, ect.
Jun 11 2008 8:42PM
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Bean_Slc
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that comment was funnier than the video
Jun 11 2008 8:43PM
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snowriderdj
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i didnt even watch the whole thing before.. but first of all every person that is interviewed is a dirty fatass and the guy that said "sometimes i just dont fell like moving my arms...should seriously just go die that was the most retarded thing ive ever heard.....anyway it take away the fucking hassels OF CHEWING and BREATHING in between bites ARE FUCKING SERIOUS! omfg this truly pisses me off...o yea and i live in america so dont think im being all like stereotyp er watever...there.....now i have voiced my opinion
Jun 11 2008 8:54PM
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freezed
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I'll just say this before you make a bigger fool of yourself.

It's a joke. The Onion is satirical.
Jun 11 2008 9:01PM
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user098123
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hahaha...

hahahahahahaha.
Jun 11 2008 9:04PM
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snowriderdj
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hahahahhahah o i feel like an idiot.....o well hahahaha i still stand with my comments
Jun 11 2008 9:07PM
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krazykeegs
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haha hillarious...
especially the people who take it seriously..
Jun 11 2008 9:23PM
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Mezmerize19
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"Shasta starts "New Look, Same Disgusting Fucking Taste" ad campaign"


haha
Jun 11 2008 9:24PM
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JSskier
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that was hysterical except thinking that there would be some americans who probably would do that which says a lot about where our countryis going
Jun 11 2008 9:33PM
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i.ski.troll.
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ahahhahahahahahaaha made my day right there
Jun 11 2008 9:43PM
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steezyjibber
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o wow the onion does a good job then
Jun 11 2008 9:46PM
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snwbrdmilf
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The Onion +2
Jun 11 2008 9:48PM
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popNfresh44
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i am surprised by how dumb some of these NSers are
Jun 11 2008 9:48PM
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steezyjibber
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i like that blockbuster one
Jun 11 2008 9:58PM
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Stone421
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I had to watch it a second time to catch all the stuff on the ticker tape. I think I laughed more at that than at the story. Fucking hilarious.
Jun 11 2008 10:51PM
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Manlenium
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More fat America?
Jun 12 2008 12:48AM
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