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Oral Sex Gives you cancer

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theoz
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 hahaha
http://health.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=578274

so i guess theres a few people on this site who are gonna get it...smuggs inperticular
Jun 11 2008 1:24AM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Fuck it I'll take my chances
Jun 11 2008 1:26AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
FUCK
what doesnt give you cancer?
microwaves, xrays, death rays, nalgenes, pretty much any food ever, lead painted toys, now oral sex
all the good things in life give u fuckin cancer
Jun 11 2008 1:28AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
is skiing gonna give you cancer too? fuck it all, just keep living life

Jun 11 2008 1:31AM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
So you don't have to worry about it unless you suck alotta dick...
Jun 11 2008 1:33AM
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A-Style**
Posts: 1831 - Karma: 81
oh ya and snow makes you cold who knew?
Jun 11 2008 1:36AM
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TerminatorX
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article said it has yet to be proven
Jun 11 2008 1:36AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Thats bogus....

Swallowing just kills billions of babies.
Jun 11 2008 5:26AM
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drippynuts
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
sexy
Jun 25 2008 10:25PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
fucking everything gives you caner....drinking water even gives you cancer
Jun 25 2008 10:26PM
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dandougherty
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word
Jun 25 2008 10:49PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 247
fuck it
i m gonna take my chances and live life
Jun 26 2008 12:00AM
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no_steeze
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fuck it, everything gives you cancer so choose which ones you'll abstain from and sex and oral sex are not on that list, maybe smoking and refilling plastic bottles is but not this, this is bullshit
Jun 26 2008 12:05AM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
yeah like shit everything gives you cancer these days
at least your getting it from something sweet like head and weed
Jun 26 2008 12:22AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
HPV is also one of the viruses that scientists dont know a lot about.. sounds pretty bogus to me. They probably based their study on rates of people with hpv vs. average number of oral-sex acts in ___ time period, which probably coincides with the number of partners each subject had.... More blowjobs = More sex partners = more penises closer to one's cervix = less to do with blowjobs than one might imagine?

i dont know, i dont claim to know anything about this, but it sounds really inconclusive.
Jun 26 2008 12:32AM
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TheWorst
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I love muckin barn, i cant live without it
Jun 26 2008 12:33AM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
well we all know what u searchbarred
Jun 26 2008 12:41AM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
a lot of responses in this thread start out with 'fuck it'
Jun 26 2008 12:43AM
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TheWorst
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fuck i tried looking for the article that said semen can help prevent breast cancer, but i couldnt find it
Jun 26 2008 12:45AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
it gives the chick cancer not u right inless u take a load in the troat
Jun 26 2008 12:49AM
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Dylan_
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haha.
Jun 26 2008 12:54AM
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TahO[e]HIOJibber
Posts: 177 - Karma: 220
Life gives you cancer too
Jun 26 2008 12:54AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks?
all the good kind!
Jun 26 2008 1:41AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
^ you fucked up the quote .... kind(S)

but what the fuck is with cancer now? shouldnt it have been giving people cancer years ago if it gives people cancer now?? total bullshit to me. if it hasnt been proven to cause cancer, then fuck it.
Jun 26 2008 1:59AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
I CALL BULLSHIT...
Jun 26 2008 3:57AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Everything seems to give you cancer these days.

What will they say next? Cancer gives you cancer?
Jun 26 2008 4:36AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
other studies with more conclusive evidence that oral sex also causes beef curtain/ cock breath
Jun 26 2008 4:41AM
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tommihq
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Shit just realiszed that you have the same quote than me, just the longer version.

And i call BS about this study
Jun 26 2008 8:01AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13082 - Karma: 18,719
Life causes cancer
Jun 26 2008 10:33AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
I would hate for death rays to give me cancer
Jun 26 2008 2:15PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
hahahaha

yea.
will has never had one post that contributes to anything in a positive way.
Jun 26 2008 2:18PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
ummm yeaaaaaaaaaaahh.  sorry to break it to you, but they did that experiment like 9 years ago.  aanndd ummmmm, yeah, it does.
Jun 26 2008 2:25PM
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SWA666ER
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wait isnt that saying that cancer is a risk factor just for the sucker? not the suckee.
ur chick might get cancer but i think ur good, unless u been sucking dick latley
Jun 26 2008 2:35PM
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derbski
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no, muff diving is a carcinogen as well
Jun 26 2008 2:41PM
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FellowJibber
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cancer is soooooooooo legit
Jun 26 2008 4:20PM
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TheWorst
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ahaha it was a bullshit article, but this one probably is too... and as for the quote, fuckin great quote, i can change it, its not a big deal

Jun 26 2008 6:36PM
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Charley.
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yah buit I once read an article in here saying swallowing prevents breats cancer....oh well.
Jun 26 2008 6:53PM
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Charley.
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**breasts...sry for double post
Jun 26 2008 6:54PM
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natedogg789435
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i must have bad cancer
Jun 26 2008 7:03PM
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Silence
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most media reports seem to think so!..

I'm seriously sick of hearing that basically anything you do or eat can increase the chances of getting cancer. It's fucked.
Jun 26 2008 7:29PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
girls: just don't suck dirty, infected dick, and you'll be fine.
HPV is an std. you're not just going to randomly get it if you suck a lot of dick.
make sure his wiener is clean before you stick it down your throat.
Jun 26 2008 7:36PM
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meggles
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Haha, honestly.

Well, at least there's Guardasil..

Jun 26 2008 7:38PM
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