Replying to The prank, the conversation, the glory

(Im dubbing the people friend A and friend B for their sakes, and the screennames, the rest is legit)

It all starts out a while ago. Friend A, was sleeping over at Friend B's house. They were having a grand ole time, one was drunk, the other passed out. Friend B decided tho, to urinate on the head of friend A. Friend A was traumatized. Months later, I was at friend A's house hanging out. Friend A told me he was scheming a plan to get back at friend B for the peeing on the head. Friend A had a friend he knew from rowing, that was the biggest, ugliest, butch girl he knew. He also knew she was coming into town this summer, and he would try to set her up on a blind date with Friend B. She was online when I was over, so I started chatting to her, this is what happened.

I start out the conversation impersonating friend A, then impersonating frined B. turned out wonderful. Now when Friend A sets her up on a date with Friend B, it will be hilarious.

its TAM yo: yoo
Friend A81: hey dude
its TAM yo: wasaaaah
Friend A81: nm
its TAM yo: loll
Friend A81: u?
its TAM yo: sameeeeeeeeeeeee
its TAM yo: howd u think sats were?
Friend A81: pretty good
Friend A81: but not as pretty as you
its TAM yo: hahahaha
its TAM yo: well i thought they were cute
its TAM yo: but def not as cute as you.
its TAM yo: hahaha
its TAM yo: i know im really original
Friend A81: hey this is [Friend B]
Friend A81: [Friend A]'s friend
its TAM yo: haha
its TAM yo: hi
Friend A81: justins told me so much about you
its TAM yo: haha oh really.
its TAM yo: what did he say? hah
Friend A: he told me you were really cool
its TAM yo: well i am.
its TAM yo: duh
Friend A81: lol
its TAM yo:
Friend A81: so are you single?
Friend A81: Im the confident type
its TAM yo: hahaha
its TAM yo: yeah
its TAM yo: hah
Friend A81: cool
its TAM yo: lol
Friend A81: so are you going to be in Ithaca this summer, I think we should hang out
its TAM yo: obvs ill be there
its TAM yo: im going to college
Friend A81: thats cool
its TAM yo: lol
its TAM yo: are you hot? hah
Friend A81: um yeah Im a rower Im lean and muscley
Friend A81: and bronzed
its TAM yo: oh la la
Friend A81: Im pretty big, UNDER the belt
its TAM yo: HAHA
its TAM yo: HOW BIG?
Friend A81: youll have to find out
its TAM yo: i guess i will
Friend A81: Im sure youll be pleased
its TAM yo: good!
its TAM yo: i cannot wait.
Friend A81: Im gonna erupt like a volcano
its TAM yo: oh stoppp it ur getting me excited now
Friend A81: oh yeah?
its TAM yo: oh yes
Friend A81: mm
its TAM yo: ahah
its TAM yo:
Friend A81: Im gonna spin you like a top
its TAM yo: please do
its TAM yo: im not kidding
Friend A81: well have to keep it down when I sneak into your dorm room;-)
Friend A81: do you wanna have a date some time?

its TAM yo: hah yes yes
Friend A81: cool lol
its TAM yo: haha
Friend A81: I really want you, its kind of funny
its TAM yo: haha
its TAM yo: maybe i want youuuuuuuuuuu
its TAM yo:
Friend A81: maybe?
its TAM yo: well i do
its TAM yo: obvs
Friend A81: oh hell yeah. I like that baby
Friend A81: Im getting kind of warm up in here
its TAM yo: lolll
Friend A81: I want to know what youd do to me ba
Friend A81: by
its TAM yo: hah hmmmm
its TAM yo: well
its TAM yo: id stick ur p in my v
its TAM yo: ask [Friend A]
its TAM yo: hell get it
Friend A81: [Friend A}s out walking his pet, Im all alone
its TAM yo: well can u infer
its TAM yo: what it means
Friend A81: sex?
its TAM yo: obvs
Friend A81: ooh baby, tell me more
its TAM yo: hmmmmm
its TAM yo: i guess pretty much anything you want me to do ..i would
its TAM yo: hah
Friend A81: anal?
its TAM yo: well
its TAM yo: not that.
its TAM yo: haha
its TAM yo: but maybe for u
its TAM yo: id have to see
its TAM yo: how its all going . hah
Friend A: thats cool
Friend A81: Id love to see where things go with you
its TAM yo: yeah.
its TAM yo: me 2 haha
Friend A81: shit [Friend A}s coming back!
its TAM yo: hahaha
its TAM yo: who cares
its TAM yo: dont worry in 2 weeks...
its TAM yo: we will have plenty of alone time