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Design Me A Stencil For My Longboard Company

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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
I am starting a small longboard company called:



"Black Cock Longboards"



Please help design a stencil that has a BLACK CHICKEN incorporated into it's design.

Also, although not necessary, adding the company's slogan: "Riding Black Cock since 2008" might also be good. It's up to you.
Jun 9 2008 5:51PM
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bigolrig
Posts: 572 - Karma: 14
ahah i was thinking "i should post a picture of a dick" and it happened to be called black cock haha

Jun 9 2008 5:54PM
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MADmidwest
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are they gonna be mostly 55" dancing boards
Jun 9 2008 5:55PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
No A little of everything. I made a buttboard prototype but plan to make mostly mini's over the summer.
Jun 9 2008 5:58PM
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Peter.
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lol with a name like that idk if your company will take off
Jun 9 2008 6:02PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
idk man... i fsomeone hooks me up with a fly stencil who knows!???
Jun 9 2008 6:04PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
How on earth do you plan on selling boards with a name like that?
Jun 9 2008 6:06PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
I know I would buy one. I mean as long as I make a good product I'm not too worried about it.

Jun 9 2008 6:15PM
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snwbrdmilf
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YOU might, but what about your customers? Think they want their board to say "I ride black cock" or whatever? No.
Jun 9 2008 6:21PM
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bemmis
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good point. But then again, they would be riding a black cock longboard, not a black cock.
Jun 9 2008 6:30PM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
Your going to sail all the way up the Fail river with your company.
Jun 9 2008 6:31PM
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snwbrdmilf
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A little kid approaches a dude he just saw ripping it up.

"Wow dude, that was awesome! What kind of board do you have?"

"A Black Cock Longboard."

C'mon now....
Jun 9 2008 6:34PM
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dman1260
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change the name, anyone who is not prepubescent or going through puberty will not think that is funny.  I get you're trying to be clever, but I think you can come up with something better and something that is more of an innuendo and not 100% sexual. 
Jun 9 2008 6:39PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
Yo dude can i hop on your black cock and push around for a minute..i swear im a quickie i just wanna know what a black cock feels like to see if i wanna get one for myself....i would change your name
Jun 9 2008 7:00PM
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Scolson
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made in paint
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Jun 9 2008 7:02PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
its so nice to see NS helping this guy out with his company
the name is sorta weird but if the shits quality the name doesnt matter

i also had a chuckle that you were starting a SMALL company called BLACK COCK.  anyone else or am I super immature?
Jun 9 2008 7:05PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
not bad. thanks.
Jun 9 2008 7:27PM
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Dr.Scholl
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i loled
Jun 9 2008 8:00PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
The perfect board for gangster little whiteboys!
Jun 9 2008 8:10PM
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killabees
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ill make you somthing reall nice for a longboard

Jun 9 2008 8:15PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Terrible name. Terrible slogan.

Please dont butched longboarding like this...
Jun 9 2008 8:16PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
i dont butcher longboarding. i am not that bad i do it everyday about 2-10 miles. i do not own a sector 9.

also, i think you guys think this is going to be bigger than it is. it is very small and i do it as a hobby. the biggest i expect to get is selling them at a few local skateshops and let the shops get like 10%-20%

so the pun name wont become widespread and i dont mind if a few people dont want to buy it because of the name.

i agree for the most part, i can totally see someone not liking the name. but for me i just dont really mind. i think it is worth owning a company with that name.
Jun 11 2008 9:34PM
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killa_cam
Posts: 13143 - Karma: 15
i have yet to see someone actually shred a lonboard. just college hippies who like like tools riding huge ass wheels which basically allow them to roll over curbs without stopping. ride a shortboard.
Jun 11 2008 10:15PM
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killa_cam
Posts: 13143 - Karma: 15
basically everyone i've ever seen riding a longboard fucking sucks ass at it.
Jun 11 2008 10:17PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
how can you suck at transportation? most people who have longboards just have them to get from point A to point B, in a city or college campus or whatever.
Jun 11 2008 10:19PM
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finssidedown
Posts: 509 - Karma: 10
Put it this way.  Lets say this group of posters here is representative of the skateboarding/extreme sports population.

You've had a 100% negative response so far.  That means 0% of the representative population think you have a good name on your hands.

Cut your losses and think of a better name.


Here.  Use your last name and then put "longboards" behind it.

"Johnson Longboards"

"Smith Longboards"

"Harrison Longboards"


Doesn't that sound better?
Jun 11 2008 10:29PM
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