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McCain, Obama, and Clinton are on a cruise ship.....
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It sinks, theres no lifeboats......
who gets saved??!!
AMERICA!
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its been a long month of shitty weather.....
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This is a bad joke, but i have to tell it. I apologize in advance.
Why are they hiring an exterminator for the white house?
Because a raccoon and a beaver are trying to get in.
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This is the first time a black man has beat a white women in public and not gone to jail....
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i feel this is a good thread to tell this joke
a bear goes into a bar, the bartender asks what can i get ya, the bear goes ill take a...................scotch
the bartender asks why the big paws, the bear says cause im a bear!!!!
lololol11lol10101010101
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^^ Thats bad..
Almost as bad as the old: A man walked into a bar.... Owch
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i like the political ones....
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someone who ski boards is calling other things gay, the irony....
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me and my friends tried to make jokes up while we were high this is what we got:
what do you call an old asian?:an agin' asian (hahahahahaha)
a normal chinese person is a chink, whats a fat chinese person?:a chunk
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thats actually quite good!
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yeah dude, wooot woot for ski bording, fucking insane
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Dude, what's the hardest part about skiing?
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telling ur parents ur gay
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Whoo hoo more Bush, jk that is a really good joke.
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whats the hardest part about skiboarding?
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nnooooooooooooo
nothing because its gay and easy
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zomgz, did you come up with that?!?!?!?!?!?!?
what do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
-quatro cinquo
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I luled at the first one...haha...although the answer should be "the world"
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a black man walks into a bar
the bartender asks `where'd you get that!?!"
the parrot responds "Africa!"
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All times are Eastern (-5)
