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Prank day at my school

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JHDski47
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so today at school was the senior prank....it wasnt as good as usual but it was still awsome.  In my lunch wave there was a huge food fight and everybody in the cafeteria (300ish people) were involved.  Since the principals and teachers somehow knew it was gonna happen they were all in there screaming at kids and everone ignored them.  I got hit with some soft fruit or something and i hit somebody in the chest with a rotten apple.  It was the best food fight ive ever seen.  And my real cool study hall teacher got the whole thing on video so i get to watch it on monday. Also there was a water fight on the second floor.  There were a binch of kids with water baloons but i only had a water bottle.  The prank 2 years ago was the best......a few kids printed out like 400 pages of a sheet that allowed kids to drink at homehoming and they copied the principals signature onto it.  People's parents actually mailed it back signed saying that their kid could drink.  So basically, everybody got hammered at homecoming and somhow nobady got in trouble.
Jun 6 2008 6:44PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8785 - Karma: 6,245
hahaahh thats awesome!


post that shit up on NS next week!
Jun 6 2008 6:49PM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
well as cool as that is, my school probably has the most epic prank ever. it was a while back, the seniors took three pigs and painted "thing one" on one, "thing two" on the other, and "thing four" on the last one. they did this, so the administration would think they're was one still running around, and it took them forever to realize it. personally, i think it should be on high school stories
Jun 6 2008 6:50PM
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finnafuckyobitch
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 865
same!!!
Jun 6 2008 6:53PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
that shit is so played, there is nothing funny about it anymore, people need to get more creative
Jun 6 2008 6:57PM
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connoroh
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Our grad prank is to be carried out next friday, at around 1 am, and then later in the day during school...


We're starting with digging aabout 6insches into the ground saying "grads 08" and filling that with concrete, then climbing the roof, and attaching blow up dolls with helium to the highest trees we can get to.

During the school day, were locking 2 sets of gates ,and setting off a barrage of smoke bombs, able to thickly cover approximatley 1 km sq.

Dildos + super glue.


should be deece
Jun 6 2008 6:58PM
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daftski.
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
Actually I think that my school has the most epic prank ever. In the 60s or 70s some kids hung a car over our pool and one of the teachers helped them do it. I think that beats the pig thing.
Jun 6 2008 7:00PM
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Billek
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Shit son!  Your school must be the one that invented that prank!

The seniors last year snuck into the school at night and super-glued all of the cafeteria tables and chairs to the floor, and filled the lobby with baloons.  They never thought that janitors get to school an hour before students, but when they arrived, they just popped all of the baloons, cleaned them up, and used magic janitor liquids (there are so many, such as gum freezer) to fix the cafeteria and school started without a hiccup.

This year, some kids started a fund to get $73.05 to buy 4,000 crickets off the internet.  Another group is stealing chickens and stuffing them in burlap sacks (which is funny in itself) and both groups are going to let them go at the same time.  Its funny how both of these plans developed independent of each other, but apparently, chickens go apeshit for crickets, so next Thursday should be interesting.  Letting animals run rampant through the school isn't the most original plan, but it hasn't happened at our school yet.


Jun 6 2008 7:03PM
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brenker
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ours was going to be pretty dam good...but people snitched and teachers found out...

the plan was to go to the town recycling center with 6 kid's pickups and shove old couches, appliances etc onto pickups, and 20 minutes before the schoolday ended, we would dump it all in strategic places around the school...the 1 exit to the student parking lot, the exit/entrance to the school lot, teachers parking lot, and rear lot. wouldve been pretty dam funny.


my favorite one at my school is the 2 loose chickens in the school labeled 1 and 3....so the teachers caught em both and spent 4 hours for the supposed "chicken 2" which didnt exist.
Jun 6 2008 7:07PM
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[BRI]noceros
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dude, did i mention it was like, 30+ years ago. it was my friends mom's class.....
Jun 6 2008 7:20PM
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wunderskier
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that is straigt up awesome.  i with that i was there...
Jun 6 2008 7:23PM
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doublexl
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the senoirs at my school dropped paper from every recycling bin off of the balcony into the cafeteria along with TONS of gay porn. there was like a foot of paper throughout like half of our huge cafeteria. then they dumped flur everywhere. it wasnt that great but the principals were SO pissed off.
Jun 6 2008 7:49PM
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908
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four years ago some of the hick ass kids at my school hid bags full of deer remains in the celing tile of the cafeteria during a battle of the bands type thing. next day fluids started leaking through the celing into the cafe.  administration and everyone started flipping a shit and we got the rest of the day off. a hazmat team came later that day and declared some of the shit got into the ventilation so they had to give us the next day off.... ended up costing the school 100k+ in fees and to this day noone has a clue who did it.....

beat that
Jun 6 2008 7:51PM
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Mezmerize19
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Our seniors this year did the drinking letter thing. No one belived them though
Jun 6 2008 7:52PM
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steezyjibber
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we had a food fight in eight grade and i guess theres supposed to be one this year (3 years later)
Jun 6 2008 8:20PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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them crafty hicks done good
Jun 6 2008 9:21PM
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Malcolm
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haha those pranks all sound awesome. my school sucks
Jun 6 2008 9:58PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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want a fucking cookie? 
Jun 7 2008 10:36AM
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dave44
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yea, we have food fights like once a term, it involves full plates being thrown and tables thrown sideways to hide behind and stuff. the whole school was called to clean up on a couple occasions, and they canceled 2 lessons to make us do that
Jun 7 2008 10:49AM
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Bepo
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haha, the best prank i've heard about was they got 3 pigs, and paint 1, 2 and 4 on their backs.  The teachers found the first 3, and then spend the rest of the day looking for pig 3, haha
Jun 7 2008 11:02AM
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iluvBread
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sheit our school usually haa a food fight on the last day, but this year our principal said that if there was one and you were caught throwing something, you would get a 0 on all your finals and seniors couldn't participate in their graduating activities the next week... needless to say we didn't have one
Jun 7 2008 11:07AM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

shut up

Jun 7 2008 11:51AM
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Bepo
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haha, my b, I didn't read the thread
Jun 7 2008 11:56AM
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infedel_one
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that is the lamest fuckin thing ever...if any teacher is fooled by that then they are fuckin retards and deserved to get pranked that bad...our seniors this year were kinda lame...big penis burnt into hill above lax field...8 chickens in the court yard in the middle of the school...nd a 5 gal. barrel of air soft bb's wit the bottom of barrel cut out, put in the middle of a four way intersection and emptied...round 5000 bb's...which was good BUT IT WAS MY IDEA and im not a senior so now i have to think of something else to do (claim)
Jun 7 2008 12:08PM
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gordie.
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our grad pranks always suck ass, one year all they did was tape dead cats used for dissecting to the goal posts, nasty ass shit.
i cant wait till mine tho, i got a key to the school a little while back that im saving
Jun 7 2008 12:25PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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The seniors this year were kinda lame.  They threw birdseed all over the entry ways and parking lot, but there were only like 3 birds so now there's just a shit load of birdseed everywhere. They also rubbed chalk all over the school and wrote stuff on the sidewalks.  Oh, and they set up a 50ft slip n' slide on the front lawn and a ton of people were doing that
Jun 7 2008 12:46PM
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asapCferg
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we had a food fight too! the seniors usually sit on the stage, so everyone throwing the food at them hit the curtain. for some reason, since it was a senior prank, the seniors had to pay to get a new curtain. it some hoe managed to cost 4000$
Jun 7 2008 5:27PM
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greenman
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good stuff
Jun 7 2008 7:15PM
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short_and_steezy
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haha some of these are really good. there really hasn't been any food fights at my school. but on occasion things have been thrown.
Jun 7 2008 7:36PM
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babujib
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im a sophomore going to jr. year next year but weve already set up our sr. prank, were getting a legit boxing ring and having amateur fighters fight, with the announcers and everything and couldn't figure out anything else to do
Jun 7 2008 7:50PM
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word-sauce
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if you hadnt said my b i would be mildly angry

Jun 7 2008 8:10PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
wow thats going to cost a lot of money, to bad your not going to do it
Jun 7 2008 8:12PM
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Benson23
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some of these are epic no one does pranks at my school this years grad class is to retarted to pull anything off
Jun 7 2008 9:49PM
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HPskier
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me and a couple of snowboarder friends want to put ice rink snow and rail down our main hall in my school and shred till security gets mad, then have a snowball fight
Jun 7 2008 9:51PM
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ryan.c
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$100 says u dont get one hit in before they find it n get mad
Jun 7 2008 10:09PM
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B-VUR
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In our food fight last year, I hit a kid in the head with a bananna and hit a girl in the face with mashed potatoes, thatr one i felt a lil bad about.
Jun 7 2008 10:16PM
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ax_murderer
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i wanna food fight sooo badly shiattt
Jun 7 2008 10:51PM
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FreeWilley
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thats not really a prank but it would be such a good way to leave your mark at your school...people would remember that one forever
Jun 7 2008 11:36PM
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WikiWiki
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the seniors last year used weed killer to burn a huge 90 foot dick and seniors 07 they also wrote fuck ID's(we have to wear Id's in our school) besides that me and a bunch of my friends got a few thousand marbles and spilled them in the atrium as everyone was leaving on arpil fools day- arihorns are also pretty common- Someone tried to put ExLax in the slushie machine but was caught trying to lift the lid up- got like 5 days in jail for endangering minors-  next year eye drops in the soup is what I am goin for
Jun 7 2008 11:45PM
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Abes2009
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oh shit, never thought about that. im gonna watch what i eat at school from now on...
Jun 8 2008 12:02AM
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uni-corn
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You will probably get arrested
Jun 8 2008 12:51AM
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Karcher
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thats so weird man! My school just had a food fight too! There were like 6 or 7 teachers around this one table because they knew it was gonna happen. But then this kid stands up and throws a massive plate of spaghetti right at me. As soon as the kid let go of his plate he was tackled by the officer before it even hit me. Also right when he let go, like 10 other kids simultaneously threw their spaghetti too. Pretty soon the whole cafeteria got into it. I even hit the officer in the back of the head with a cookie. In the end i think about 10 people got expelled
Jun 8 2008 1:35AM
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connoroh
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We aren't endangering anyone. its all harmless pranks that can't injure anyone.

We've decided to seperate the smoke bombs and gate locking into 2 separate pranks since it could be blocking a fire exit...
Jun 8 2008 4:19PM
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KAS
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There is one street next to my school where kids park, and last year the seniors got there early and parked with a lot of space in between each car so there wasn't any room left when kids would usually get to school....oohh nooooo.....

It's a small school too so it didn't really effect a lot of people.

(there are other places to park, so that's not like the only place that's close to school.)

Jun 8 2008 6:08PM
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infedel_one
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o shit im written down the snowball fight one...that'd be epicness
Jun 8 2008 7:14PM
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jack_weisman
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yea sounds really similar to my school last year, ironically there was a teacher who was video taping as well, although he is a big dick and was trying to use it to incriminate students who were throwing things. if i can get the funds i hope to hire a group to stage a civil war reenactment in our quad.
Jun 8 2008 7:42PM
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liukangkid
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our school has a daily thing called morning meating, all the students and faculty members meet in the cafeteria and people make schoolwide anounncments. for senior prank someone put porn in the dvd player which is hooked up to the big tv that is used sometimes for morning meeting.  So when the whole school is in there the tv turns on and there is a hot ass blond girl giving some guy hardcore dome.  Everyone started cracking up and no one turned it off for like 45 seconds.  The teachers were in a state of shock and then they became all bitchy and offended.  but that was the greatest prank i have ever witnessed.

Jun 8 2008 8:28PM
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*Nickdel*
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im not a senior yet but, what i was gonna do was put 2 cows in this pit in our library. since cows cant walk up stairs, the admin would have to kill them in order to get them out

Jun 9 2008 12:01PM
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dandougherty
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thats sweet, nothing happened at my school at all it was so gay
Jun 9 2008 12:23PM
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BvK
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took apart the principles car, then rebuilt it in the lobby (it was stuck in there until it was taken apart then put together again outside). also superglued pennies to the floor
Jun 9 2008 12:28PM
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connoroh
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1. Cows can't walk DOWNstairs, they get upstairs fine.
2. They would sedate them and take them out.
3. Fail.
Jun 9 2008 5:00PM
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