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Best Gaper Quote 2008

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Tanner-D
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Mine is "Are your skis double tipped so you can put them on backwards?"said a gaper in jeans. What are your best gaper moments/quotes

Jun 5 2008 6:13PM
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babujib
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the best conversation ive ever had was with this kid who was decked out in freestyle stuff
him:"hey are those the new AR8's"
me:"those arent skis you can buy"
him:"oh yeah your right my friend got them because he was sponsored i forgot"
me:"orly? thats cool"
him:"so whats your best trick?"
me:"i dunno right now im just working on rodeos and fun shit like that"
him:"oh nice mines the dinner roll right now"
me:"yeah i got the double dinner roll in my bag of tricks"
him:"yeah im working on those i get it around i just cant land it"
me:"right..."
continues like this for the whole ride until we get to the top where he digs his tips into the off ramp or whatever and falls face first into the snow, nothing worse than a gayper whose rich and thinks he knows everything
Jul 20 2008 3:06PM
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s_k_i_e_r
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gaper-where is mineral basin
me- your in it
gaper-really
Jul 20 2008 4:48PM
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Blurst
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fuck...i failed
Jul 20 2008 5:17PM
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shortdawg
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me and my friends were just screwing around in the terrain garden up at whistler, and this gaper decided to slide a box so we kinda followed him on the side to see what happened. Well he ended up getting on the box, then yelled "awww jesus christ! SHIT!" as he fell off the end and lost both skis. Twas funny.
Jul 20 2008 5:21PM
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_steezefiend8
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the bumps one reminded me once a kid asked where they make the wooden ramps under the jumps.
Jul 20 2008 5:48PM
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Alex_G
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There isn't really a quote that I got this year form gapers that was especially gaperish, however I was hitting the jumpline at squaw one day, and these gaper kids along with one of their dads, decided to go super slow off the jumps and barely get any air and case it, and one kid didn't have enough speed to make it all the way up the lip so he fucking starts hiking up the lip all the way to the top, not allowing the rest of us to lap the park. SOOOOO annoying.
Jul 20 2008 6:10PM
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sneaky_pete
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best gaper quote- "skiings for losers, why don't you snowboard, its way cooler"
Jul 20 2008 6:20PM
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jimmer
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i'm going switch down the bunny hill. gaper kids see me, one of them goes "watch this!" skis switch, slowly going towards the edge of the run. tails dig into bump, he eats shit. friend yells "dude that was sick!"
Jul 20 2008 6:28PM
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papasteeze
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This kind of sketchy, but maybe someone will think it is funny, at least those that know me on the slopes will.

Riding the lift with a woman and her daughter, the mother has straight skis, rear entry boots, the girl is about 8 years old.  OK I was milf hunting....  hahahaha

The 8 yr old asks.  What is that?
Me: A movie camera
She: Who are you taking movies of?
Me: I like to shoot the kids in the park.
Mother: Honey, leave the man alone..

It was a very awkward lift ride.

 
Jul 20 2008 7:12PM
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k-rob
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hahaha, that's awesome. they had no idea what you meant by 'shoot', probably even 'park' too. good stuff.
Jul 20 2008 7:18PM
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Mr.BOYD
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someone said " do i use bear sprey like bug sprey"
Jul 20 2008 8:29PM
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ATLskier
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that's fucking awesome. best quote so far. she def thought you were a child molester taking pics of children in the park.

Jul 20 2008 8:49PM
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Pippin
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gaper quote:

is it pronounced GAP ER......or GAY PER?
Jul 20 2008 9:01PM
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