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I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
wow oyuve got that feeze shit down
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'
* Barbara Bush
what the fuck are you talking about? i was in no way being sarcastic or being a faggot...easy mommy easy. Symms is a dope skier
I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
wow no it should never be looked apon again..take it away!! he's on his front bindings its like a bad grind...NOOOOOOO nose there SOO bad..but he HAS gotten better..but wow if that is supposed to be a nose press he should just go home and if you think its a nose then you should as well!!!
hey, wtf? thats me in that picture!
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
>
> 1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports,
> she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
> and
> dip coming.
> Alan, age 10
>
> 2. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> stuck with.
> Kirsten, age 10
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> 1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
> Camille, age 10
>
> 2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married.
> Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
>
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> 1. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the
> same kids.
> Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> 1. Both don't want any more kids.
> Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> 1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each
> other.
> Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
>
> 2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> 1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers
> and
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> 1. When they're rich.
> Pam, age 7
>
> 2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>
> that.
> Curt, age 7
>
> 3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> 1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
> going to have sex with my wife.
> I don't want to be all grossed out.
> Theodore, age 8
>
> 2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to
> clean up after them.
> Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> 1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> Kelvin, age 8
>
> 'And the #1 Favorite is....'
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
> Ricky, age 10
first off ^ change your signature, and second, where's his other pole??
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe