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NEED FUNNY BUMPER STICKER PHRASES!!1

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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
so yeah, my friend lost a bet and I get to put any bumper sticker on his car for a month and I need help

NS AWAY
Jun 3 2008 8:20PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
google will help you quicker then NS, just google funny bumper stickers, then hit images.
Jun 3 2008 8:23PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
ooh ooh ooh, pee in her butt!
Jun 3 2008 8:29PM
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eheath
Posts: 61638 - Karma: 123,418
I like buttsecks.
Jun 3 2008 8:30PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Hi, my name is (INSERT NAME HERE). I like penis.



My phone number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx
Jun 3 2008 8:32PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
^ oh my god money
Jun 3 2008 8:34PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,775
put something like. i am a regestered sex offender.call XXX-XXXX ( his number) if spotted near  children.
'but make it look official so people actully think he is a sex offender.
Jun 3 2008 8:34PM
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eheath
Posts: 61638 - Karma: 123,418
Even better.

I heart buttsecks.
Jun 3 2008 8:35PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
this is the greatest idea ever


what was the bet?
Jun 3 2008 8:38PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
i bend over for free
Jun 3 2008 8:38PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
"Honk if your horny"
"Sex is not the answer, its the question, yes is the answer"
"Wanna get banged like a hammer? (###) ###-####"
Jun 3 2008 8:38PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
I love dumpster sluts
or
dumpster slut 4 life
Jun 3 2008 8:41PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
keep honking im reloading
show me your boobs ill give you a balloon
Jun 3 2008 8:41PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
My kid will the kick the shit out of your honor student
Jun 3 2008 8:47PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
Treadb
Jun 3 2008 9:03PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
And even better.

Shut the fuck up.
Jun 3 2008 9:04PM
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eheath
Posts: 61638 - Karma: 123,418
Someone a little annoyed? Jesus christ, you need more buttsecks.
Jun 3 2008 9:14PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
No, just your silly little game was stupid from the get go. So why keep it up? I mean, is it really that amusing to you?
Jun 3 2008 9:15PM
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eheath
Posts: 61638 - Karma: 123,418
The fact you are getting so hot and bothered is amusing me very much. Chill out?
Jun 3 2008 9:45PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
I've had beers tonihght. I'm amused too.
Jun 3 2008 9:54PM
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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
that is money but I don't think i can fit all that on a little 12x5inch sticker


anyway, we had a syrup chugging contest and I destroyed
Jun 3 2008 10:01PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
don't laugh your daughter may be in here
Jun 3 2008 10:05PM
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Skiboards4Life
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
SHIT HAPPENS lol
Jun 3 2008 10:24PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
fuck my ass
Jun 3 2008 10:31PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
"If you are reading this than you are not paying attention to road safety"
Jun 3 2008 10:32PM
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FellowJibber
Posts: 476 - Karma: 12
single, gay male
Jun 3 2008 10:33PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
this one is pretty gold....  i also like the sex offender one...
Jun 3 2008 11:10PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
best one yet! LOL
Jun 3 2008 11:15PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
My other rides your mom.
Jun 4 2008 12:52AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
your little princess is my little whore
Jun 4 2008 1:00AM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
i love balls
i love boys
i take it from behind
Jun 4 2008 1:06AM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
"If you are gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

Jun 4 2008 1:26AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
I bet you a new car i can stop faster then you!

Honk if you have never seen a driveby!
Jun 4 2008 1:34AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Did you eat your bran today?
Jun 4 2008 1:40AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
"You know how I know that you're gay?"
"You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: 'I love it when balls are in my face.'"
Jun 4 2008 2:28AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
snwbrdmilf and BUTTSECKS play nice, i once read some that said.
"Lose your cat, check under my tires"
"Keep honking, i'm loading my gun"
Jun 4 2008 10:03AM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
im a gay pornstar and i like to get banged like a hammer
call XXX-XXX-XXXX for a good time
Jun 4 2008 10:13AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Honk if you've never had your butt pissed in!!
Jun 5 2008 7:48AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
fuck tibet
Jun 5 2008 8:34AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 5 2008 8:35AM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26

"if you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

Jun 5 2008 4:25PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
save a cow, eat a vegatarian
Jun 5 2008 5:29PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
classic
Jun 5 2008 8:18PM
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H0NKY
Posts: 250 - Karma: 18
i know you have a car but
Bumper sticker
Jun 5 2008 8:31PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
Jun 11 2008 1:08PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Damn, nevermind. Haha.
Jun 11 2008 1:08PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
"proud member of NAMBLA"
Jun 11 2008 1:34PM
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blunts
Posts: 295 - Karma: 9
bitch you ride the marta bus
Jun 11 2008 3:43PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
your mom was a milf
Jun 11 2008 3:49PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
the milf fights the fat guy........
Jun 11 2008 3:50PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11

I lol'd.

Jun 11 2008 6:19PM
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