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Digging for gold after handling jabaneros...
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DONT DO IT. My nose is on fire. One of those wack mistakes that just wasn't thought through on any level on my part.
Shit's beat.
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Oh and in my defense on the 5th pint of sam adams right now.
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hahaha fucking ben perrywinkles, you need to pull yourself together.
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you amazing intelligence and intellect is amazing
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that title had the potentail for epicness....
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had the potential yes, but the focus and drive on my part to make it epic? Not so much haha.
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that suckss
but shit man, get this. karma bit me in the ass.
we were in italy a while go. me and my fam. 6th grade. i thought i would be a little jokester and grab some of the madd hot dried pepppers at one of the cafes we stopped at, put em in my pocket and thought i would use them later to 'spice up my fams food' get a laugh out of it. sure enough we keep walking, hand in the pockets as usual. just happened to run my eye once, got a little irratated, kept rubbing. my eyes were literaly POORING water. both me and my fam were astonished as to what was happening. nooo idea. i had my eyes closed and they were pooring out tears. my mom tried to open my eyes and poor some water in but i coulndt handle opening them. i sat there on the middle of the itialian side walk in venice? crying with my eyes stinging like hell.
taught me...
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I lawl'd for sure haha.
That sucks.
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do not take a piss after.
i was just finishing shaking out the last drops and it just started burning. like so bad. i thought i had crabs or some crazy std.
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try itching the sack n balls after cutting up fresh habenaros....
we used to grow hot peppers (my dad and i) and when we went canoe tripping we'd bring them to spice up our spaghetti. well i cut the peppers up, lit my stogie and was chillin by the fire when i made the mistake of itchin my balls. bad idea. started tearing, it hurt worse than icy hot. i had to run into the river and dr. b myself to get rid of the sting. sucks, so i feel for ya
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ax respect for the shane logo man. Not many have respect for him.
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after icyhot my life has never been the same
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hahaha oh wow maybe dont do that
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