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BLONDE JOKE MUST READ BOTH
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There were 3 blondes walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde says they are bear tracks, the second blonde says they are deer tracks and the third blonde says they are segull tracks... 1 hour later they get hit by a train
A blind man walks into an all girls biker club. the man asks the bar tender "do you want to hear a blonde joke". the bartender says "sence you are blind you should know 4 things. i am a 200 pound blonde. the lady next to you is a 250 pound wrestler. the bouncer is a 175 pound blonde with a baseball bat, there is a 200 pound blonde playing pool behind you. now do still want to tell that joke."
the man replies "well no not if im going to have to explain it 4 times."
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second one was funny
first one wasn't
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Second one is definitely a winner.
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im pretty sure the first one was a prelude to the actual joke rather than a joke itself. just my .02
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both were pretty funny, second one was better.
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ahaha your sig is funnier than both the jokes
i remember that thread
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i got a funny joke, a big black man finds runs into a geenie and is granted 3 wishes. first he wishes to be white, second, he wishes to be skinny andnthird, to be surrounded by pussy. the geenie grants him his wish and he becomes a tampon.
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am i the only one who finds set jokes not funny at all? like: "i have a joke" jokes? They just seem stupid and the majority of the time unfunny..i like just making observations and other people's funny observations about the world i find those far more funny
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why did the little girl cross the road?
because she was tied to the back of my truck.
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thats some good stuff man!!!
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i was going to laugh...but then i noticed it wasnt funny AT ALL, thanks for wasteing a min. of my life.
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i just typed a whole black joke out, and realized it said the n word like 30 times and it would be too offensive...FUCK.
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