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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

It's a serious question, global warming might happen, we might all end up being underwater...will that mean that we will evolve to keep away from sharks?
Jun 3 2008 8:16AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
who knows, but i dont think that we will all be under water after global warming sets in.

an if were were we'd probs all drown before we get a chance to evolve into an under water mammel that can out swim sharks
Jun 3 2008 8:22AM
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N.Diddy
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 57
nobody knows what will happen in the future
we should just make the best of it now
Jun 3 2008 8:26AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Unfortunately for us, evolution on a large scale works much slower then the rate we are fucking up this planet...
Jun 3 2008 8:42AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
i give you the scaly man fish Old Greg



Jun 3 2008 9:03AM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
The Mighty Boosh is something special, if a little odd...
Jun 3 2008 9:41AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
im pretty sure that sharks need to evolve  a little bit more before we start worrying about swimming away from them, we can kick their ass with harpoon guns, not like global warming will take our harpoon guns away. but if it does, asshole
Jun 3 2008 10:56AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Yeah that would be a real dick move on natures part...hahaha:P
Jun 3 2008 11:05AM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
Mother Nature - she can be a right bitch, but oh what a milf.
Jun 3 2008 11:10AM
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Skiboards4Life
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
lol, idt thats a serious question
Jun 3 2008 11:47AM
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awsome-andy
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
that was sereously a fucking gay question
Jun 3 2008 12:06PM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
Well done Newb. And you're wrong. This is a gay question:

"as a man, is taking anal sex from another man good fun?". I am sure you have the answer.
Jun 3 2008 12:58PM
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awsome-andy
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
hey i have a fucking awsome question sport!

if you ski is it required to have sex with other male skiers, or do u guys do it for fun?

steezesteezesteeze. 
Jun 3 2008 1:50PM
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Freeskier83
Posts: 192 - Karma: 24
I like pie
Jun 3 2008 1:54PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Pie is the greek word for Penis, ur gona get that boarder on ur ass now.
Jun 3 2008 1:55PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
global warming is a joke....so we dont have to worry bout swimming faster than sharks.

well...unless your ship decides to sink in shark infested waters.
Jun 3 2008 1:59PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
is mostly for fun but on occasion there are really mean guys that rape me.
Jun 3 2008 2:42PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
haha^
Jun 3 2008 5:17PM
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MurderBert
Posts: 427 - Karma: 47
OLD GREG!!!
Jun 3 2008 5:25PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
holy shit i hate nsg in the off season :(
Jun 3 2008 5:54PM
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Skiboards4Life
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
OWNED
Jun 3 2008 6:12PM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
??? NO! Not owned! lol it's such a ridiculous 'question', it doesn't even make sense. His post is a grammatical minefield.
Jun 4 2008 4:32AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
So many aliases in this thread (?)

Also, how about them boats and ships? Maybe we dont need to swim after all
Jun 4 2008 6:39AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Only people below sea level are toast.
Jun 4 2008 6:42AM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
we wouldnt be able to evolve nearly fast enough to keep up with global warming... besides, even if we did evolve, technically we would be human anymore.
Jun 4 2008 10:58AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
I doubt that sharks will eat that many people anyway.
Jun 4 2008 11:09AM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
Depends how hungry they are.
Jun 6 2008 5:09AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Mr Miyagi!
Jun 6 2008 5:11AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
?
Jun 8 2008 2:26PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
since when did "serious question" become a synonym for "retarded question"
Jun 8 2008 3:13PM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
duh! like...really recently
Jun 8 2008 3:16PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
With the pace of genetics research a fish boy could be possible.
Jun 8 2008 3:16PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
^
Jun 8 2008 6:47PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
google seems to point to a Karate Kid reference.

i don't have a fucking clue either, though.
Jun 8 2008 7:51PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Yeah thats what I came too as well
Jun 8 2008 7:53PM
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