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Dog farts

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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
are way worse than human farts. blame the dog never works because they are so bad. Also,  im pretty sure dogs can tell when they fart cuz mine just walked in my room, blasted one, and left.  probably because i didnt play with her today. what a twat!
May 26 2008 7:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I have 6 dogs in one house. Nightmare.
May 26 2008 7:20PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
hahahahaha.
cats fart too!
May 26 2008 7:27PM
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doublexl
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hahaha so true. ill be chillin with one of my dogs and itll rip ass and leave.
May 26 2008 7:32PM
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Shpadoinkle
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No, they fluff.
May 26 2008 7:35PM
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*Nickdel*
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My dog likes to sit on the hardwood florr and rip ass, or he will come and stand next to you and make you rub his butt,and rip ass
May 26 2008 7:40PM
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BootySpunk.
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Lol its called cheesing duhh!

and yes dog farts smell like absolute shit
May 26 2008 7:41PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
good call!
May 26 2008 7:47PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
ip ass, thats funny. i never heard a dog fat cause i dont got no dog.
May 26 2008 7:49PM
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FapMasterFLEX
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hahaha omg they suck! my dog usually has the spd's that smell awful  but sometimes you can hear em and it kinda scares him. like he will turn around and start sniffin his ass and hes like woah what the fuck was that.
May 26 2008 8:32PM
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KAS
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my dog does it when he jumps onto windows...so he will hop onto the window ledge and rip a small one. only sometimes
May 26 2008 8:37PM
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ax_murderer
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hahaa my freinds dog wakes himself up with his farts and doesnt realize what woke him up
May 26 2008 8:38PM
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no_steeze
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my friend's dog walked into a room and it was really quiet, let out a squeaker and when he heard the noise jumped up and ran a way
May 26 2008 8:42PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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and im glad i don't have a dog...
May 26 2008 8:45PM
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0123456789
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haha a squeaker...

my dog will come up onto the couch and drop an invisable shit, then dipset.
May 26 2008 8:48PM
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-justice-
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when my dog farts you can barely hear it but it smells horrible. 
May 26 2008 9:14PM
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Manlenium
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Small dogs are worse. The smell hits the ass in a shorter time period. I have a boston terrier.
May 27 2008 5:06AM
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DJBlum89
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My dog used to have a farting problem, like no lie.  He was on a special diet, because of his food allergy's.  It was terrible, he would come into my bed while I would be sleeping, and let them rip.  The smell was horrendous, lol. Crazy times.
May 27 2008 6:15AM
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icecreamsandwich
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I have a rottweiler and he farts all of the time. They are really loud farts too. Mostly he farts in his sleep, but it's not uncommon for him to come into the room, walk by you, fart, then leave.

My beagle hardly farts at all.
May 27 2008 9:51AM
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MrPantyDropper
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haha same..

my rottie just chills by the door and rips ass...but will have an innocent look on his face.
May 27 2008 10:19AM
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popNfresh44
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a lot of dogs dont fart too often, but when they do, its stench is powerful enough to make you vomit.
May 27 2008 10:38AM
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roussillon
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all the dogs I've seen farting didn't make any noise, you just smell it. and it's real bad
May 27 2008 10:52AM
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Dr_Feelgood
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totally agree. freaking kibbles and chunks gave my dog the shits hardcore. it was soooooooo bad. like straight up sulfur and dead corpse type smell. awful shit. so we switched it up to canned shit and the gas is gone but she still has the poops. but whatever as long as its outside i could care less.
May 27 2008 11:03AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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one time my dog nabbed a plate of 4 raw new york striploins and ate em all.... the farts were incredible
May 27 2008 12:48PM
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b-kul
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idk why but this thread made me laugh so hard.
May 27 2008 4:06PM
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anti_bunk
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ive got a boston too dude. car trips are so shitty.
May 27 2008 4:29PM
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garrett.
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i dont think dogs know they fart.  My dog will let some rip and they will be loud and they will scare the shit out of him and he will look up and be like what the fuck was that
May 27 2008 4:31PM
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anti_bunk
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hes trickin you man trust me. he knows.
May 27 2008 4:32PM
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Manlenium
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Amen. Its like a gas chamber you can taste. Ew
May 28 2008 4:26AM
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JHDski47
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that sucks for you...........pretty funny though hahhahaha
May 28 2008 11:50AM
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[Adam]
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my dog drag's his ass on the carpet while ripping one but it's hilarious when he does it.
May 28 2008 11:59AM
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I_Am_Mod
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My dog farts like uberlong sometimes, it goes like Fwiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet, and then it ends with a pruup!, really nasty but these don't smell nearly as bad as the silent ones, they're silent killers...
May 28 2008 1:21PM
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Grove_Street
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yea once in a great while i will smell the after effects of my beagles fart. and only once have i actually heard it. my dog is a pro when it happens though, because she knows what she did, she just pretends she didnt do it.
May 28 2008 1:30PM
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Grove_Street
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yea once in a great while i will smell the after effects of my beagles fart. and only once have i actually heard it. my dog is a pro when it happens though, because she knows what she did, she just pretends she didnt do it.
May 28 2008 1:31PM
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snowriderdj
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hahhahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahhaaha omg this whole thread is making me laugh so hard lol
May 28 2008 1:53PM
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Manlenium
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Thats called worms.
Jun 4 2008 6:50AM
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bigolrig
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ahah that made me laugh so hard
Jun 4 2008 6:57AM
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