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So this priest is taking a dump, right?

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b-ladd
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and this guy accidentally walks in and proclaims, "Holy shit!"

May 24 2008 12:42PM
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readiculous
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Whats hellen keller's favorite color?
May 24 2008 12:48PM
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TheButterHashira
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Waaa waa?
May 24 2008 12:49PM
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readiculous
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Corduroy 
May 24 2008 12:49PM
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jason...
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have u ever seen the inside of helen kellers house?







neither has she.
May 24 2008 3:10PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive

and why do woman have small feet
May 24 2008 3:14PM
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b-kul
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cause shes a woman, so they can stand closer to the stove. not that funny.
May 24 2008 3:18PM
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b-kul
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but i loled at this.
May 24 2008 3:18PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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there are a lot of jokes about hellen keller..eh

May 24 2008 3:21PM
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snwbrdmilf
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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

Rearranged the furniture.

May 24 2008 4:53PM
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connoroh
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what did hellen kellers parents do to punish her?

put a plunger in the toilet.
May 24 2008 4:57PM
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low_fidelity
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what did helen kellers parents do to punish her?



shove her over
May 24 2008 5:12PM
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Reptar.
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Did anyone watch that history channel "history of the joke?" it was pretty funny.
May 24 2008 5:23PM
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SlickRick.
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how do you fit 50 jews in  a car



1 driving 49 in ths ashtray
May 24 2008 5:27PM
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TheMoostafian
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why didnt hellen keller scream when she fell off a cliff?

she was wearing mittens





how did hellen keller break her arm?

she tried to read a speed limit sign going 50 mph





why did hellen keller's dog run away?

because... you would too if your name was adfaoskdjfoasdfj





why cant hellen keller drive?

because she's dead
May 24 2008 5:30PM
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alev
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how do u punish hellen keller?

give her a basketball and tell her to read it
May 24 2008 11:43PM
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SlickRick.
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amazingness
May 25 2008 12:12AM
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DJBlum89
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Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers

If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
May 25 2008 7:42AM
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