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HOLY FUCK EWWWWW!1!!1

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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
okay, so somebody in my family took my phone/charger away so i was looking for cables and stuff in droors in my parents room...

i grab this cable

A FUCKING TONGUE SHAPED VIBRATOR EEEEWWWWWW

i booked it upstairs in disgust.

ps. my parents just had their 25th anniversary like 2 days ago which they got a hotel for

i am sooooooooooo horrifyed right now.
May 23 2008 10:36AM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
why would u share something like that with us. p.s. go c a shrink
May 23 2008 10:39AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
haha why wouldn't i i'm in shock right now dude.

a shrink hell no im already seeing one soon for some teenager bullshit
May 23 2008 10:40AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
thats really quite unfortunate...but at least you know your parents have a happy relationship.....lolz
May 23 2008 10:40AM
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49566738265
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Much like a "bang me like a hammer" thread.
May 23 2008 10:41AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Exactly... I mean seriously way better to have happy parents bangin' away than them fighting all the time!

Plus shit gives hope that people still get freaky when they're older. I mean come on if ya gotta bang the same chick for the rest of your life might as well get weird... ;)

May 23 2008 10:56AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Besides...

Who better to be fuckin' your mom than your dad?

May 23 2008 11:01AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
haha that was not inspiring at all :(
May 23 2008 11:02AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21

took the words out of my mouth.

May 23 2008 11:03AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
dude im never gonna be able to look at them the same again oh god i have to go face them now pce.
May 23 2008 11:06AM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
stop being a bitch and just pray you'll still be slammin vag when u are ur dads age.
May 23 2008 11:11AM
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ryan.c
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well if you ever get walked in on and they dont think you're at that age (dunno how old you are) then you can bring it up
May 23 2008 11:41AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
Yeah its good to know that your parents are happy, but its gross knowing when they do it, and with a tongue shaped vibrator...
May 23 2008 11:43AM
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Cant-Er
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 2,244
hahhahah lmao
May 23 2008 11:48AM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
funny-as
May 23 2008 11:56AM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
why would you ever tell anyone about that..thats absolutely disgusting
May 23 2008 12:05PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Rubber tongue eh? I was looking into getting one of those. Can you ask your mom how she likes it? Maybe have her right a review on it? Thanks!!!
May 23 2008 12:39PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
here here doug!!

but seriously dude, you just gotta look at them as human beings. if you thought the last time your parents got nasty was 9 months before you or your siblings were born, you need a wake-up call. what better a wake-up call than a rubber tongue?


May 23 2008 1:38PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
okay the story itself ruined my day...that just made it even worse
May 23 2008 1:40PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

oops did I not hit the sarcasm button?

May 23 2008 1:48PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
just the thought of it...i didnt actually think you were serious
May 23 2008 1:53PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
word haha.
May 23 2008 1:57PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
oh poor guy
May 23 2008 2:00PM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
Bishop hit it right on the money.
May 23 2008 2:06PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
She wasn't serious about the review. The other part? Wouldn't put it past her.
May 23 2008 2:50PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
haha true
May 23 2008 2:55PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
hahahahahaha, WORD!  dude, fucking slowly face to face is for n00bs.  spice that shit up and get freaky with your girl!  and a tongue-shaped vibe isn't that bad... at least it wasn't a 10-inch long, shit-covered dildo or something.  all a tongue-shaped vibrator means is your mom likes to play with her clit while your dad fucks her from behind.





(i'm well aware i crossed the line)
May 23 2008 3:01PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
my friend bought his mom a vibrator for christmas once...
May 23 2008 3:16PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
you def crossed the line..
May 23 2008 3:18PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
well, seeing how Lesley's comment weirded you out, i'd say you just need to learn a thing or two.  chances are you're one of those n00bs i was talking about...
May 23 2008 3:20PM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
So what!  Your parents have sex...they're human just like everyone else.  Grow up.  Sure, no one wants to find the details of their parents sex life, but coming on NS and crying like a baby about it makes you look dumber.
May 23 2008 3:23PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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NS-Where there are more threads about skiiers parents having sex then threads on skiing.
May 23 2008 3:27PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7

seeing how this is "non-ski gabber"...

go drill some fucking oil.

May 23 2008 3:32PM
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superjibber
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
fuck that shit man
May 23 2008 3:59PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Haha whats bad is this one friend of mine who's parents are divorced and his mom has a new boyfriend. He can hear them fucking occasionally, now that would bother the shit out of me. Some random fucker railing my mom... that would fucking suck. Be thankful your parents still make each other happy.
May 23 2008 4:36PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Gene Simmons special...
May 25 2008 3:13AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
well maybe your dad has a teeny peeny and can't satisfy your mom.
May 25 2008 3:22AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
if you haven't puked yet, the thought of your dad "slammin vag" with your mom must have gotten you
May 25 2008 3:22AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33
thats not that bad dude, at my freinds scotts house we found a whole dam drawer filled with nasty shit like that. one of em was a double penetration dildo. i mean wtf
May 25 2008 3:28AM
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Manlenium
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That is the laugh of the day!
May 25 2008 10:27AM
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