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I just broke in to my hoe

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freestyler540
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Long story short, my roomate locked the door to the house and we went drinking next door. He went to see indiana jones movie and I was locked out. I broke in to my house...it sucked, and I think I broke the screen.

So who broke into their home before, besides me? stories
May 22 2008 11:00PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,726
* home*...my keyboard is not working right...and im drunk lol
May 22 2008 11:01PM
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purplejumpsuit
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hahahahahaha

um never my own home, but my grandmas once.
May 22 2008 11:02PM
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user098123
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We were gonna chill at my friends house one night and he was still at work, but he told us the backdoor was open. Well, it wasn't. We popped off a screen, pried open a tiny ass window that I barely fit though (5'11" 145 lbs skinny as fuck), I had to jimmy up onto the roof and then swing down into the window feet first with a flashlight clamped in my teeth. Dropped into the bathroom and unlocked his house. It was fun as hell, only took like 5 mines..I could have stolen so much shit.
May 22 2008 11:02PM
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SlickRick.
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we drove up to our winterhouse back in december, but forgot a key so we had to call some construction worker at midnight when we arrive and he disassmbled the whole god damn door. i wanted to punch out a window soo bad, consider yourself lucky

May 22 2008 11:03PM
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Ski_Midwest
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Ha ha. My parents locked me out one night and went to bed, and I didn't want them knowing i was home so late.  The balcony door of their room was open and so I decided to go through their quietly and sneak into my room.  Unfortunately, my mom woke up while I was getting onto the balcony and thought I was a robber and tried to punch me but the door wasn't open yet (glass door) and so she ended up just punching the door haha.
May 22 2008 11:05PM
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freestyler540
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yeah, my roomates last year got the cops called on them because they lost the key to the house, and tried to brake in
May 22 2008 11:06PM
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Grube
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ouch punching doors hurts but thats really funny

May 22 2008 11:14PM
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tommihq
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My parents were out of town with my sister and when me, my brother and a friend of ours went back to our place we realized that we didnt have any keys. Then we saw an open window in the second floor and we made the friend climb ladders up there and go inside and open the door for us.

May 23 2008 6:16AM
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mothaeast
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Such a misleading thread title
May 23 2008 7:46AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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haha the title messed me up, I did several times I'd always lose the damn key or sometimes when I'd sneak out to go partying I had to go in through my window.
May 23 2008 8:28AM
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Ryno
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i've had to bust into my own place a couple times to avoid feeling like the idiot who forgot his keys and sat outside waiting for hours on end :P
May 23 2008 10:18AM
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natedogg789435
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my doors are rarely locked
May 23 2008 10:35AM
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49566738265
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HAHAHAHAHA, I honestly thought you wrote a thread about breaking into your "HOE"
May 23 2008 10:42AM
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BMB
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ok so i came home in eigth grade, and i forgot my keys to the house, so i was like fuck i forgot my keys, wtf am i gonna do.  I climbed up to my bedroom broke my screen with a stick, couldnt get window open, climbed down, went to basement window, broke that screen couldnt get in that window.  sat on porch waited 20 minutes for Mom to get home, she opened the door, the end.
May 23 2008 11:11AM
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doritos
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May 23 2008 11:13AM
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theres_ghosts
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^^^^^
May 23 2008 11:47AM
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Schmidnj
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My parents had an exchange student while i was away at college, and when she left they changed the garaged door code. I went over to a buddys house to drink, and when i got dropped off i couldnt for the life of me figure out the code. so i had to wake my parents up at 3:30 am to let me in all drunk...
May 23 2008 12:41PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385

me and a bunch of my friends snuck out and went out adn wehn we got back all the doors were locked and the only way back in was to crawl through the window where the fan was and the fan fell out and my parents woke up and saw all of us chillin in the yard and they never new we were gone. it was funny

May 23 2008 1:22PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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this isnt really breaking in but i have a condo up in keystone colorado, and it is in like a condominium (sp?) building and all the doors leading inside the building are locked so you have to have a key card to get in, and i have found a way to unlike the door with a credit card or any other type of card incase i forget my key card. so now whenever i am locked out i can open it with any type of card. it is pretty sweet and it works always so i guess that is how i sometime "break" into my condo building.
May 23 2008 1:29PM
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b-kul
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my garage opens 100% of the time. i will never be locked out.
May 23 2008 4:22PM
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Shorton
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the new indiana jones movie sucked...it was terrible, but anyway, we broke into my mates house before when he was locked out used a fishing rod and his cat flap because the keys were on the table in front of the door.
May 23 2008 4:38PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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When i read the title i thought it said "I just broke it in my hoe"
May 23 2008 4:42PM
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[~_~]
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I broke into my truck using two poles and a coathanger...it was fetch.
May 23 2008 8:10PM
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RICK_ROSS
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so one time im locked out. i climb a tree try jumping to my porch, landed, grabbed the railing, heard a cracking noise shortly before i fell 15ft
May 23 2008 8:30PM
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Ben.
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slim jim! i tried it once on my car.. just to see if i could. i failed

May 23 2008 8:50PM
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VT_FLO
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i broke through one of my screens to get in before. it was in the garage so i just ducktaped it back together
May 23 2008 9:08PM
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