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Skiing Is Gay!!!!

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kewp
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Apparently it leads to rampaging homosexuality
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11630
May 17 2008 6:27PM
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spiegel
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apparently you cant understand satire
May 17 2008 6:32PM
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Shpadoinkle
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OMG! That is fucking hilarious.
May 17 2008 6:33PM
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ryan.c
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newschoolers4life

y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???




hahahahahaha. and on the 2nd page, the username ns retaliate69
May 17 2008 6:36PM
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kewp
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Satire??
Read some other threads, Everybody on there is a fundamentalist whack job
May 17 2008 6:38PM
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eljefe
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hahahah, that shit is insane. I read multiple threads and still can't tell if its all a joke or if its serious....If those people are serious, god help them...kakakaka
May 17 2008 6:43PM
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ryan.c
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its the like forum where every1 thinks pokemon is real...
May 17 2008 6:44PM
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Shpadoinkle
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"Psalm 81:10: I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt: open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."

"I can only assume "ski the biggest hits" is homosexual code talk for butt sex."

HAHA!

May 17 2008 7:00PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Ignore the first quote. I have no idea why I put it in there.
May 17 2008 7:02PM
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TheButterHashira
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They used my pictures to make fun of skiers in that thread.

May 17 2008 7:09PM
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Boggnarly
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The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the USA, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
May 17 2008 7:13PM
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kewp
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Ya I just read that too

still funny though
May 17 2008 7:17PM
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Alex_thedroog
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that website is just out of control
May 17 2008 7:24PM
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poofartpee
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c i told u people super religious people are super fucked up
May 17 2008 7:25PM
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TheButterHashira
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Ok you are trusting a wiki page over what the site says?

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610



But I do think it is most likely a parody. There was a big long thread on this and newschoolers made
hundreds of accounts and they banned almost all of them and then made the thread mentioned up top.


May 17 2008 7:28PM
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kewp
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Didn't see that, but ya I'm still not sure if it's real or not
May 17 2008 7:38PM
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vzdz
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incredible find. they are dead serious.
May 17 2008 7:40PM
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skithedirt
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check it now i just owned those bitches

my name was me1111

i couldnt think of what to call myself
May 17 2008 7:41PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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some guy put this:
Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.

May 17 2008 7:46PM
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poofartpee
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even if thats true its still pretty fucked up
haha
May 17 2008 7:47PM
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vzdz
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such a sick sig

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May 17 2008 7:53PM
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spiegel
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wow you guys are so gullible.
May 17 2008 7:53PM
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860
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not really, the sad thing about it is that people like that wouldn't be hard to imagine, I thought it was real, theres tons of people out there like that
May 17 2008 8:08PM
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nsAv3nged
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why does god hate me what did i do
May 17 2008 8:21PM
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Hovan
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aw it didn't post the relpy i left on there
May 17 2008 9:37PM
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Hovan
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oh and now im banned from their site haha
May 17 2008 9:38PM
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TheMoostafian
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hahahahahah thats the funniest thing ever


i hope they arent serious

that actually sounds a lot like nsers talking about snowbladers haha


"Skiing is a very homosexual thing to do. Even the spelling is gay. TWO i's?
The only other thing spelled like that is Wii and we all know that leads to anal warts and masturbation."


that made me come close to pissing myself
May 17 2008 9:47PM
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Alex_G
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i don't think they can be dead serious about this...they are pretty crazy about other stuff though.
May 17 2008 9:57PM
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iluvBread
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wait someone fill me in..what exactly is this site? like is it for real or just some made up cult thing? and someone should post a picture of mik. d
May 17 2008 10:07PM
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aznsteeze
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lmfaooo
thats all i have to say.
May 18 2008 12:47AM
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Literature
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Oh my dear God, there are so many things wrong with that photo. I nearly fell out of my chair.
May 18 2008 12:53AM
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spliff.Life
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bahahahaha

May 18 2008 1:22AM
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Sholte
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hahaha that is soo funny!
May 18 2008 1:22AM
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FUUUCK
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just so everyone knows, they are joking.
May 18 2008 1:44AM
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Barf.
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God hates NS.
May 18 2008 4:34PM
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Eric_D
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dats me. ha

but theres a thread on this.
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/363523/

we must take over this site.
May 18 2008 4:37PM
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Scolson
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WHY ARE SOME OF YOU SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S REAL OR NOT


First of it's blatantly obviously to the non- mentally handicapped, and other people have mentioned that it is in this thread.
May 18 2008 4:43PM
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short_and_steezy
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hahaha

skiing also leads to "mental retardation"
May 18 2008 4:48PM
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wordzofwizdum
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what the fuck was that
May 18 2008 6:09PM
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no_steeze
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haha i love how the ns guy got banned and it was like "eternal damnation ensues" haha

but jebus, that's why i'm not religious because of whack fucks like those freaks
May 18 2008 6:40PM
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steezyjibber
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thats hillarious
May 18 2008 6:43PM
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corona
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hahahaha thats hilarious
May 18 2008 6:53PM
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Joan
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i think thats the best thing ive ever heard, I especially like the logic behind the "never been on a pair of skis" part ahaha......
May 18 2008 7:18PM
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Reed.S
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i like how they describe the kid nose stalling as a flaming homosexual
May 18 2008 7:37PM
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Franny
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Im going to go hit a rail at a baptist church in the winter just for that. lol
May 18 2008 7:41PM
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Triple_Strum
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I can't tell which is more ridiculous:  a) the people who took the time to make that website and the comments on it  or b) the number of NSers responding with the slightly shred of belief that it is legitimate.

May 18 2008 8:43PM
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paulbunyan
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BAHAHA! they did!!!!! thats so awome howd they find them?
May 18 2008 8:49PM
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Ben.
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As a John McCain supporter from the beginning I am proud to be in Citizens United and Not Timid



bahahaha CUNT
May 18 2008 9:03PM
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Duncan*
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woow that was gay
May 19 2008 2:05PM
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Franny
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someone sure likes McCain
May 19 2008 2:11PM
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FUUUCK
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looks like the joke is on you guys who believe theyre serious.
May 19 2008 2:57PM
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