Replying to Wal-Mart

Today my friends and I were heading back up from the city and we decided to stop in Squamish at Wal-Mart to find a tall tee.
Instead, we decided to see how long it would take us to get kicked out. It took them over an hour and 4 times to tell us to stop doing shit.
In total we:
Skateboarded all through the back floors
Went bowling with a childs bowling set
Set all the amps and car decks REALLY loud with the most obnoxious radio station
Rode a bike around the store
Played soccer and threw footballs over the aisles at each other
Went camping in the display tent
and
Stole the handicapped shopping cart twice.

It was a wicked fun time, and I would highly suggest all you try it.