Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!
Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.
You have been banned for the following reason:
Being an illiterate idjit
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
You have been banned for the following reason:
trolltard
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
You have been banned for the following reason:
troll
Date the ban will be lifted: 12-01-2011, 03:00 AM
There we go. Aparently they dont like being told to stop molesting kids.
i got banned for my username
cum_on_ye_faithfull
You have been banned for the following reason:
troll scum
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
i feel like that whole site is a joke. or at least i hope so.
and i'm pissed that they consider catholics a false religion.
i've been baned 7 times tonight
You have been banned for the following reason:
We can do this all night all i have to do is a one-click man :D
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
and agian
You have been banned for the following reason:
is your IQ half your age
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
im gong to cry he called me stupid
Account name: Sodom-me
Instabanhammer
You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
You have been banned for the following reason:
Trollscum
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
i dont get it i was being useful i responded to a thread about how all those people hate mexicans and i said don't be so mean, plus i made a thread about who on that site likes buttsecks
You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Wow, I was just in the middle of writing something very controversial but they didnt even let me finish before they banned me! those christian bastards!
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
The site was created by Chris Harper,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] Harper frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith".[4] The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.
DescriptionThe fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.
The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of sucking cock in public toilets and taking drugs to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
