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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702

Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.

May 14 2008 8:22PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319

i cant regisster caus eof this random ques that i need a bible to answer.

Mar 2 2009 6:16PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
^google is your friend
Mar 2 2009 6:18PM
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phila
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10
 Re: When is it right to beat a woman?
You are well within your rights to beat a woman who belongs to another man provided that man isn't present to perform the beating. You're acting as the surrogate beater. Her father should really be paying you a fee.

wow something is fucked up with that website.

Mar 2 2009 6:26PM
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Justin.B
Posts: 2257 - Karma: 721
i got banned for not just troll scum but:

You have been banned for the following reason:
ski troll scum

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


Mar 2 2009 6:35PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
that thread got me banned...
Mar 2 2009 6:50PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
If you're running out of emails, this might help:
http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/
Click on the link that says "get my 10 minute mail e-mail address"
Have fun.
Mar 2 2009 6:59PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
my username is ILOVEVIRGINS
Mar 2 2009 7:14PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13

You have been banned for the following reason:
ski troll scum

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

i just died laughing

Mar 2 2009 7:15PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Hahahahaha. I made my username SmokeTrees and posted a thread about how they need to pray for jesus because he is a fag. And that with a little bit of praying he may not want to take it up the poop chute nearly as much.

Got this message:

You have been banned for the following reason:
idiot stoner

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Mar 2 2009 7:25PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
bump    because this is a great thread
Nov 24 2009 11:11PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
i cant figure out how to post a thred... i know im retarded but my name is put-it-in-the-butt.. i have a great one though that will get people pissed
Nov 24 2009 11:35PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
just got a restricted access, for emailing someone.. these people are freaks
Nov 24 2009 11:41PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
just got a restricted access, for emailing someone.. these people are freaks
Nov 24 2009 11:43PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
Dear poonhandler,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban
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Goodbye, troll.
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Nov 24 2009 11:44PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88

whats the name of the first man?

Nov 24 2009 11:48PM
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D_War
Posts: 266 - Karma: 34
my name is the666devil
Nov 24 2009 11:49PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
hahahaha
is "OnMyKnees"
on of you guys or just an unnfortunate choice of username?
Nov 24 2009 11:49PM
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Boggnarly
Posts: 115 - Karma: 12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

sorry to ruin your guys' fun, but that website is a joke, making fun of fundamentalist christians
Nov 24 2009 11:53PM
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D_War
Posts: 266 - Karma: 34


SCRIPTURE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Nov 24 2009 11:53PM
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ShaggyD
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
ha i cant believe the make you do this

Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my ______ like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.
Nov 25 2009 12:04AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHA
Nov 25 2009 12:58AM
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stompdat
Posts: 641 - Karma: 50
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31678

lol. "only to see cooters of other men's property"
Nov 25 2009 1:32AM
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.Jibber20
Posts: 231 - Karma: 75
hahaha check out this link http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4947 its pretty much a forum on this site that talks about how ipods are evil because they are made by the company "apple" which is also evil, and also that ipods are the beginning of "teaching children to stick things in orifices they shouldn't stick things in"
Nov 25 2009 1:33AM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
i got banned right before i posted anything, my name was blowjob
Nov 25 2009 1:42AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahaha!!! this is really fun
Nov 25 2009 1:48AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahaha!!!!! when you try to post the word 'fuck' it changes it to piffle. hehehe........
Nov 25 2009 1:57AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
and...................



You have been banned for the following reason:
You are a butt-piffling homo.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


Nov 25 2009 2:00AM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
Username:PontiousPilot( Jesus' murderer for the less informed amoung you )

You have been banned for the following reason:
Ski homo

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

i posted this in a thread titled: the bi-curious test.
I dont need a stupid piffleing test to tell me that im bi-curious, id piffle jesus and the virgin mary at the same time! (insert jesus on cross icon here) p.s. anyone appreciate my handywork? i should have done better though because the dumb piffle could hardly stay dead for three goddamn days!
Nov 25 2009 3:54AM
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Magnetic
Posts: 845 - Karma: 229
i couldn't go on it made me too annoyed. 
Nov 25 2009 7:41AM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
my name is Bigtitties and they havent banned me yet hahha
Nov 25 2009 12:37PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
this is soo cool
Nov 25 2009 12:52PM
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Elden-JR
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
church forms no wonder why you got band
Nov 25 2009 12:54PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17

You have been banned for the following reason:
Going on and on about made up religion

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


my username was JUDAISMFTW


and no....im not ACTUALLY jewish
Nov 25 2009 12:58PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
Nov 25 2009 1:15PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
i was called "filthy heathen scum" :(
Nov 25 2009 1:17PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27

buttseckz111, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  2. If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation. Meh
Nov 25 2009 1:23PM
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Dr.Rick_Marshall
Posts: 407 - Karma: 44
they banned me for this


Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=424341
Quote:
Why Did you come here ? to spew you hateful opinions ? No Jesus is pulling you here to receive the Word of God,shut your PIE hole and open your heart and RECIVE JESUS
hahahaha if you replace heart with anus it sounds a lot better[/quote]
Nov 25 2009 1:48PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231


are you fucking serious? hahahaahaha this site is ridiculous, and yea i get its fake but there are some people on there that are actually devout christians and are being 100% srs.

Im EducatedNothernWhite (wouldn't let me put in Male at the end)
Nov 25 2009 2:41PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
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once i saw this i knew it was fake, but it gave me epic lolz
Nov 25 2009 3:12PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14

i saw that, you were their newest member, I'm Ipeeinherbuttforfun

tehehe

Nov 25 2009 3:15PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
just waiting for mine to come through before i post whore haha
Nov 25 2009 3:38PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=424420#post424420


me
Nov 25 2009 3:50PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
This is a troll site.

How many times does it have to be said?
Nov 25 2009 3:53PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
haha i just wanna mess with people
Nov 25 2009 4:23PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
no homo
Nov 25 2009 4:23PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
dude keep this shit going... that website is soooo full of fucked up people
Nov 25 2009 6:21PM
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