I have a game for you guys to play

just did

Hahahahah Now the Pain begins for promise enforcers

I saw you posed what what in the butt

4chan is probably behind this site. No offense but you just failed.

Possible the whole site seems like a joke

man, these guys are all sick. its gross.

its a site made to mock churches. sort of like a gentle version of church of the flying spaghetti monster. The guy who made it is a serious atheist

My name is Allah@Makkah still not banned.


wait just banned
reason. Allah is burning in hell
date to be lifted never

I have about 20 posts, im surprised I have  not been banned yet.

wtf is with the random question, what do i put there?

i just got banned cuz they said i was boring after 1 post. and have any of you read the thing about how skiing is banned cuz its linked to homos? i dont think there is 1 in the sport that i have ever met or heard of. wow

these people are KKK
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/staff/

Who is Base4ImFine

Dear thomas wallace,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Failing to capitalize God and Lord
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Capitalizing God's name shows Him respect.

This is a Christian church forum, not LOLCATZ or 4chan. [IMG]landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/angry.gif[/IMG]
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This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20185

haha

actual reading some of the stuff... its hilarious
example: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?s=3d16b4bd27a5a9174cb40d60b48a30ce&t=19734

where do you get a fucking king james bible?

http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38.l1313&_nkw=King+James+Bible&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Sorry if Im acting like a post whore. I dont mean to.
But this whole thread is great!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11630

What I want to know is, why do these obvious Sodomites feel the need to attach pieces of wood to their feet?
There is absolutely no mention in The Bible of Pilgrims coming down the Mountain with planks of wood firmly fixed to their feet.
Sandals were always good enough for Jesus and thet are certainly good enough for me.

These people are mocking Christians everywhere.

Jesus Weeps.   hahahahahahah

im BLOODZKILLCRYPTS

this is a fake site isn't it? Someone posted this a while ago, its a bunch of kids who think its funny to lure people to their site so they can ban them....

they gave me an infraction because "if you can't post using proper American spelling, grammar and punctuation, then you'll get tossed out" thats retarded these guys are idiots

where you haroldthepumpkin?

ha nope i made up a random name slappy788.

wow they are trying to say that skittles are turning children into queers.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18794
its unbelievable.

ha sorry repost but i just got banned.

Random Question

well i am not having my king james bible at hand right now

i freakin love wikipedia:

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

So i know the site is fake but are the members fake?

hahaha these guys are the biggest a holes ever. they keep banning me when i haven't done anything lol

hahahah i just posted this thread. my name is vietnamveteran(no disrepsect to the real vets)
i posted in the easter section

It was Easter 1962 and I was lying sleepless in a foxhole half thinking of my family back home and where the enemy was. I layed with my helmet pulled down almost over my eyes with my m1-garand rifle locked and loaded in my hands. I looked at my platoon and could barely see the expressions on their faces behind the blood and mud. but it was easy to tell what they were feeling. they felt fatigued angry and scared all at the same time. we knew the enemy was watching us since we had been pinned down by sniper and machine gun fire for the past two days. now it was easter and the damn gooks couldnt gives us one piffleing moment of peace. our seargent called over our platoon sniper who crawled through the trench to his feet not 5 feet away from me. he was told he had to take out the machine gunner and knock off the snipers that were watching us. he reluctantly agreed and crawled back through thet trench to where his mosin-nagant rifle lay picked it up. did a quick rundown and crawled to the edge of the trench. we watch as he crossed his heart and made a break for the woods. but as soon as he popped up his head exploded into a mess of brains and blood...he had been picked off. his body lay twitching and squirting blood as we lay watching. barely affected by this disturbance...it wasnt the first time we had seen men shot. we had watched men impaled with bayonets and hit with sniper shots the endless pools of blood and dead bodies. at this point it only fueled the reason we kept fighting. the seargent then looked at me and told me to radio in an airstrike beacuse we were helpless without it. i radioed it in and in under 5 minutes bombs drilled the hillside not a quarter mile in front of us. as soon as the first bomb hit we charged their machine gun nest bayonets equiped and guns blazing. the machinegun was clearly destroyed but enemy infantry and snipers remained. people around me were shot and mutulated but that couldnt distract me. i leaped into the enemey foxhole and stabbed one of those swamp rats in the neck with my bayonet. i wrenched it from his dead skull and shot another in the chest. i ran over hit him in the head with the butt of my rifle. a satisfying crunch of his skull told me he was dead. it was all a blur from there. grenades bullets and all of those screaming piffleing asians. the fight lasted 20 minutes we killed a total of 40 of those damn piffleers. in the end we ended up taking the ground.. a small victory but a good one. the only problem was the snipers were still in the trees pinning us down. my seargent was hit in the leg and wass crawling slowly toward the cover where we were. i ran out grabbed him and pulled him back in.. but just as i was about to get him in a sniper shot took off his head and i was plastered with blood bone and brain.. my entire face and torso was covered. i just lay there with a blank stare still looking at my friend and leader. i dropped him and realized a sharp pain in my left arm. i got to cover and looks at it. i had been shot... the shot was deep and i was oozing dark thick blood from my wrist. the medic ran over and told me i had to amputate it. so i took a machete out of one of the dead gooks and proceeded to hack my own arm. that night we had no food and we were all hungry so we used a flamethrower to cook my arm and we took turns taking bites of the crispy flesh. after two days of not moving and eating only deadbodies we got a call on the radio saying a chopper was going to come to our rescue. we rejoiced and waited. when it got here we ran out. i was the last one out of the hole and headed for the chopper. when all of a sudden it exploded. killing all of my squadron and leaving them in a bloody fiery mess. i ran for cover during the confusion and just ran through the jungle towards the ocean which was 3 miles through enemy terrirtory. i made it to our base and was choppered home to the states....i recieved 4 purple hearts and the medal of valor and honor. thats how i spent easter...thank jesus im alive

my name is pokemon and i got this mail:

If you are a troll or are here to argue, be prepared to enjoy a very short visit on your way to SATAN's lair.
 

im not banned yet.....

they also have a contest for best deviled eggs, for easter and the winner gets:

"The winner will receive this gorgeous Easter bonnet from Betty's Sue's Bonnet Barn located in the Glory Hole Shoppette."

a mighty fine prize from the glory hole !

This pic was on their page when I clicked on the "godly sex" tab lol

what the fuck?!? my username is cannibal tranny and i posted a thread call "i ate a crusifix" and it it just said vagina and i havent gottan banned

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=6096&d=1220968509

i made a new account and posted biggie smalls lyrics and a paragraph talking abuot how they were hipocritical assholes and i got banned for

Im surprised I long I have made it. I have had about 9 warnings or so...
Im the most successful and not losing this game!
Im GayIsTheWord

It only took me 1 post. Here what pastor Al E Pistle said to me

"Your mom is a catlick who is going to hell. You are just a bumpkin. Please enroll in Columbine high school."

Too bad the shootings already happened, or else I would

Pastor Al E Pistle told me to kill myself 3 times so far, or else he would...
What a prick!

I got banned..again. And all i said was "*gasp* how could this be true??!!".

i just got 2 infractions worth 16010 points total
is that high or low?

High.

I just got banned. I posted a wikipedia article about how its fake and posted how the town is fake.

I win.

did everyone put there real email adresses?

4chan sucks to much for something that epic. It's SA.