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TheButterHashira
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Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.

May 14 2008 8:22PM
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zacharyn
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7 Mins...

Reason; "X"
Date lifted: Never.

Oct 10 2008 4:56PM
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freeski2live
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haha this is great.the key word that i had to type in to join was breasts! hell yea.
i'm assuming smokeganjaeveryday is from ns so if your out there props man
Oct 10 2008 7:27PM
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freeski2live
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shit they changed my name to snowtroll.
Oct 10 2008 7:37PM
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yourthemannowdog
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I past the block thing and my name is sista burna
Oct 10 2008 11:28PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Looking to see if this will catch on again. I bumped the thread where they said skiing was the gateway to sodomy and used old pictures of me skiing to make fun of it.
Feb 27 2009 10:02PM
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Ben.
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im fairly sure i read somewhere that that site was fake. also i just lost the game
Feb 27 2009 10:08PM
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HenniferLopez
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hahahaha.
Feb 27 2009 10:26PM
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akikutis
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HOLY SHIT these people are nuts
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19621
Feb 27 2009 10:40PM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
FTW!!
Feb 27 2009 10:43PM
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Swaggermager
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My name is atheistsrule666
Feb 27 2009 11:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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Thank you captain obvious. I knew that from the very beginning look back to the first page. and it was discussed many times. Its funny to see people that don't know go and try to troll these king trolls.
Feb 27 2009 11:08PM
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there

-Charles Darwin
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there

-Charles Darwin
Friend,

God is not mocked. You know perfectly well He exists.
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RINOS we know who you are!

PALIN 2012!

As a Palin supporter from the beginning Stop Obama from turning this country into a Muslim, Robin Hood, Baby Killing, Socialist state!

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yeah his name is mary jane. that's who i pray to. You know, a-holes like me wouldnt come and start shit on your forums if you werent you god damn ignorant hating on blacks and gays and whatnot. You preach all this love of whatever, but in "GODS NAME" you hate on all these people. You're a bunch of sorry piffleing assholes.
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Feb 27 2009 11:17PM
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there

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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there

-Charles Darwin
Friend,

God is not mocked. You know perfectly well He exists.
__________________
RINOS we know who you are!

PALIN 2012!

As a Palin supporter from the beginning Stop Obama from turning this country into a Muslim, Robin Hood, Baby Killing, Socialist state!

I am positively NOT Angry and I am NOT gay!
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yeah his name is mary jane. that's who i pray to. You know, a-holes like me wouldnt come and start shit on your forums if you werent you god damn ignorant hating on blacks and gays and whatnot. You preach all this love of whatever, but in "GODS NAME" you hate on all these people. You're a bunch of sorry piffleing assholes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this is great
Feb 27 2009 11:18PM
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there

-Charles Darwin
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hahahahaha marijuana makes me want doritos! bet you faggots have never smoked it, try it sometime you might like it. Maybe you'll also actually have fun in life instead of fearing a god that's not there

-Charles Darwin
Friend,

God is not mocked. You know perfectly well He exists.
__________________
RINOS we know who you are!

PALIN 2012!

As a Palin supporter from the beginning Stop Obama from turning this country into a Muslim, Robin Hood, Baby Killing, Socialist state!

I am positively NOT Angry and I am NOT gay!
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yeah his name is mary jane. that's who i pray to. You know, a-holes like me wouldnt come and start shit on your forums if you werent you god damn ignorant hating on blacks and gays and whatnot. You preach all this love of whatever, but in "GODS NAME" you hate on all these people. You're a bunch of sorry piffleing assholes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH this is great
Feb 27 2009 11:19PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18794
these people are fucking insane



Feb 27 2009 11:21PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
wow i had no idea it was fake

but why would they put so much time and effort into it? like all the actual quotations from the bible, all the sources tthey use to back up arguments all the crazy amounts of posts they make about stuff
kinda ridiculous, even if it is fake
Feb 27 2009 11:46PM
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Paulage
Posts: 521 - Karma: 102
Additional requirements:
1.) Minimum 2 Semesters of Motherhood Studies at Landover Baptist University.
2. ) Hair must reach shoulders and be styled in a feminine manner. No afros, corn rolls, dreadlocks, greasy tar-looking hairdos, or short nappy man hairs.
3. ) Must be a joyous cook. Experience with pastries and chicken(fried, jerk, and hot wings) mandatory.
4. ) Must meet minimum Brown Paper Bag Test requirements. (Exceptions will be made on a case by base basis)
5. ) Must undergo cranial x-ray scans to confirm Caucasoid status. No Negroids allowed.
Feb 28 2009 2:19AM
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Paulage
Posts: 521 - Karma: 102
peeinginherbutt-

You have been banned for the following reason:
Your name is offensive enough, we don't need to see your posts.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Feb 28 2009 2:37AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
It's a troll site.

Your all falling hook line n sinker.
Feb 28 2009 3:05AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
the shit these people believe in is fucked.... I posted under the name thelordkilledmydog in a thread titled "My Nephew is a secret homo", The kid is only 10 years old and one person actually suggested beating him to make him more masculine.... wtf. So here's my response to the question "what should I do to save him":

or just accept him for who he is and wish him the best in life rather than telling him his way of life is unacceptable (and mind you he's 10 and he'll probably have no idea what you're talking about). Why is homosexuality such a problem? Couldn't that just be an evolutionary response to human over-population? oh I forgot... you don't believe in that "descended from apes" nonsense. Right, God created everything, Jesus died to protect us from original sin, and everything is hunkey dorey, A OK the American Way. That's why we have wars, priests abuse children, people kill in cold blood, and prejudice is still alive and well. If God exists I'd equivocate him to a reality TV show producer, put as many screwed up people into a confined space, throw some problems their way, grab some popcorn and watch em suffer.

Feb 28 2009 3:17AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
shit... It's a joke and I'm dumb http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Feb 28 2009 3:51AM
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pDails
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 75
i made it to 15 minutes and counting with user name: jeesuswasacumguzzler
Feb 28 2009 5:32AM
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pDails
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 75
24 minutes then banned
Feb 28 2009 5:39AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

fuck!1!!!111

the only time i loose is when im on ns

I JUST LOST THE GAME

Feb 28 2009 9:06AM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
haha one of their rules is scripture or it didn't happen.
Feb 28 2009 1:37PM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
one of there rules is scripture or it didn't happen! hahahaha
Feb 28 2009 1:50PM
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Keith_M
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oops. sorry
Feb 28 2009 1:54PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
this is a fun game.
Feb 28 2009 2:20PM
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*Fujative*
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Im GayIsTheWord
Feb 28 2009 2:23PM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
this is nuts. my name is beelzeboob. hah.
Feb 28 2009 2:54PM
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Crow
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Dear beezleboob,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Geting Frisky with Brother Bathfire
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How dare you!! [IMG]landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/angry.gif[/IMG]
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
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only if you want me to be big boy.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Feb 28 2009 2:59PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47

I HAVE NOT BEEN BANNED!!!! :)

Im "fyoursins" incase your wondering

Feb 28 2009 3:10PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
haha i cant even make an acount  it gives me this message

You have chosen not to accept the forum rules, so registration cannot continue.

Click here to return to the main forums page, or click the 'Back' button on your browser if you now want to agree with the forum rules.
Feb 28 2009 3:24PM
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Captain-T
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HAHAHAHA they said that playing Wii leads to anal warts and masturbation!!!!!!
Feb 28 2009 3:34PM
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2+2=5
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its funny because these people still believe that the earth is flat because its says in the Bible, and that the whole the Earth is round theory is just some made up stuff that Satan did. And then they prove God's existance because the shape of a Banana fits right into a human's hand.  hahahaha

and the scary thing is, these crazy religions are actually spreading in the states
Feb 28 2009 3:48PM
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Crow
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everybody get in on the "i will win" thread in the "general church fellowship" forum.

it's getting good.
Feb 28 2009 3:56PM
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2+2=5
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oh yeah and then they talk about this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusSNjBd8do&feature=channel

go to 1:40, this guy is hularious. is that how you read a book? you just take a sentence ignore the rest of the paragraph and content, and just make up your own interpretation?
Feb 28 2009 3:57PM
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Bright_Nation
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HAHAHAHA  scripture or it didn't happen guys

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Feb 28 2009 5:10PM
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Vinny142
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haha banned in 30 seconds cuz i had the name BROKENANKLES
Feb 28 2009 8:07PM
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philipc
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hahahahahahaha

"I would suck a tallywhacker to be as good as him at skiing"
Feb 28 2009 8:19PM
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jmath
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
They still haven't banned me and I've been destroying people's beliefs
Feb 28 2009 9:23PM
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KingTaco
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these people are sick close-minded fucking idiots with for some reason a sense of righteousness.

look at what this guy posted. people like him need to mind their own business:



I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.
Son,

Put yourself in OUR position. Many of our members have had queers and perverts, like you, come up to us in the street and attack us in every hostile way. I even had one faggot try to serve me lunch just the other day, and when I asked if he had put AIDS in it, he was very abusive towards me. It got me so riled-up that I almost bust him in the mouth, but then I didn't want to get any of his diseased-blood on me.

Is it right that I can't walk into a Gay-bar, and tell those sicko fag reprobates that they're all gonna burn in Hell, without fear of assault??? Is it right that when I preach in the street about filthy Sodomites, that I am verbally assaulted by men who talk like sissies??? Sick disgusting degenerates. What is the World coming to when a man can't even spread the good word of God, without fear of violence and harrassment???

So next time you think about opening that big dumb mouth of yours, think about us Christians, and the persecutions WE face at the hands of YOU QUEERS!! Fags who will stop at nothing to hurt our God, who flaunt their every sicko depraved perversion in our faces. Kissing in public, holding hands, knowing that it offends God?? Homo terrorists who go around trying to give everyone AIDS! Yes, we know the truth about what you perverts really get up to, working in food stores, working in the mall, working in Starbucks - putting AIDS in our cerials, on our groceries, into our decaf caramel-nut lattes !!??

You hate us because we're Christians, you hate our God because he speaks out against you.... and you don't expect us to hate you back? Please. You are pathetic!
Feb 28 2009 9:27PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
It is a joke! Enjoy your troll.
Feb 28 2009 9:33PM
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Chrris
Posts: 568 - Karma: 211
What does it say my computer wont let me see the big picture of it ahha
Feb 28 2009 10:12PM
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TheButterHashira
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Satire to them is like skiing to us. But stop making posts saying its fake because I like seeing NSers go there and try to pwn some of the best noob slayers on the planet.
Feb 28 2009 10:26PM
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*Fujative*
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Dear GayIsTheWord,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting lame jokes on God's favorite forum
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This is a Christian forum, queerboy. Accept Jesus or else!
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
Feb 28 2009 10:32PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871
how does the joke work? do the people on it know its a joke?
Feb 28 2009 10:34PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
HAHAHAHA
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Feb 28 2009 10:38PM
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*Fujative*
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Fuck man, this guys are sick.....


How can you change me? How can one be attracted to men, and he forced to love a women. Thats not right!!!

So EVEN IF the bible says that god hates gays, or gays are not right. Then why did god make me?!
That's easy. To send you to hell, what else? [IMG]landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/bye.gif[/IMG]


How can you change me? How can one be attracted to men, and he forced to love a women. Thats not right!!!

So EVEN IF the bible says that god hates gays, or gays are not right. Then why did god make me?!
I am pretty sure GOD tosses a few lost souls to SATAN just as a joke. I mean sending a qweer to hell is like kissing your sister.
Feb 28 2009 10:41PM
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Sufferboy
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Someone tell 4chan NOW
Feb 28 2009 10:51PM
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