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TheButterHashira
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Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.

May 14 2008 8:22PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Only one email is there a way to get around that so I can keep making new accounts
May 14 2008 11:38PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
i lol'd
May 15 2008 12:01AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
haha you newschoolers are so silly. Its a prank by some guys from SA or 4chan. Thats why they have shit about getting a ps3 and shit. Just a heads up though.
May 15 2008 12:12AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
Oh here if you dont believe me
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html
May 15 2008 12:15AM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
IP banned after making "rasberry lavender" and "comedumpster11"
stupid christians
we have a battle to win
May 15 2008 12:19AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
lol good one. if you really wanna WIN just brute force em.
May 15 2008 12:21AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
ahahahah this was on the site

Brethren,

As you have all been long aware Landover Baptist, Jesus favorite Church, as prohibited it's members from skiing under threat of instant expulsion from our TRUE Christian™ community. That is because skiing directly leads to rampaging homosexuality. The tight spandex and wool combined with blatantly phallic poles and skies drives the skier into a sodomistic rampage from which no man is safe.

Just look at the decadent skiing hell holes like Colorado Springs, no place fit for a decent Christian. We have all seen Pastor Zeke’s extensive report on them. Skiers are gay, each and every one of them without exception.

Jesus hates skiers and so should you.
May 15 2008 12:21AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
and this too:

Amen brother. Why else did Suzy Chapstick need to keep her lips lubricated at all times?

The worst are the so-called "free-style" skiers. These are the homosexuals who hang smoke dope and try to pass themselves of as real skiers. Most of the people who call themselves free-style skiers have never actually been on a pair of skis.
May 15 2008 12:23AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church


Guys please stop now.
May 15 2008 12:26AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
Here if you guys are into trolling a forum go here:
http://www.kotex.com/na/GirlSpaceBoards/main.aspx
May 15 2008 12:40AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT!!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11630  


THEYRE HATING ON US GET EM BACK EVEN WORSE!!
May 15 2008 12:51AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
way....too...easy
May 15 2008 12:51AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Let's see how long Swiss_Ergonomics can get by.
May 15 2008 1:16AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Okay so at least now we know they are watching this thread.

You have been banned for the following reason:
Not long :-)

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 15 2008 1:18AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Those names are jokes...
I'm proud of mine (priest@aplayground).
May 15 2008 1:22AM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31

You have been banned for the following reason:
Troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 15 2008 11:19AM
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encludemeout
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10
haha yea man that was me. i was pretty pumped.
May 15 2008 11:25AM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
i got a mac i clicked reset safari and i can get back on the site haha
May 15 2008 11:28AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
Landover Baptist Church
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the USA, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.

The site was created by Chris Harper[2], who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

May 15 2008 11:35AM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
There agenst skiing, kill them all
May 15 2008 11:38AM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
bhahahha they've got pictures of the dude who created this thread!
May 15 2008 11:46AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
I just got banned for saying this, total shit i dont rlly speak like this lol

Yes this church piffleing sucks, your a bunch of homo sexual homos who look at chistion homosexual porn u get me yo? Seriously the only religion in this world is skiing and piffleing smoking that dope ey so seriously get ur homosexual asses on some weed and ul be feeling the g yaal!

Load of shit is what i said, love the way they sensor swear words, heres the reason for the ban-

Dear Skiisreligion,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban
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Jesus weeps at what you do to your boyfriends. Get thee hence Satan.

Haha
May 15 2008 11:50AM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31

You have been banned for the following reason:
Stick a ski up your bum

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

hahahaha

May 15 2008 11:50AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
New and improved forum to troll, runescape forum haha

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/index.php
May 15 2008 12:06PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Super active that forum 2 im gona get banned so quick!
May 15 2008 12:08PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=188293#post188293
May 15 2008 12:19PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
^^ help me get them back in this thread
May 15 2008 12:20PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
http://www.kotex.com/na/GirlSpaceBoards/main.aspx 

lets do that one
May 15 2008 12:26PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
they changed the name of my thread
ive been posting for like 20minutes!


Friend, a few facts:

1: You can't spell.

2: Your Caps Lock Key is stuck. Probably due to something spilling over your keyboard whilst looking at Gay Porn.

3: You can go back to your Kiddie Ski Forum and tell them I've let you put more Posts here than anyone of the other Trolls before Banning you.
May 15 2008 12:31PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8

I was going 2 come help you but i got banned within 0.22 seconds with this as a reason

You have been banned for the following reason:
Skier

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 15 2008 12:38PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
damn lol, i sent you a friend request on there haha
May 15 2008 12:43PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Haha war, posted on your behalf my gay friend (just to please all the gay landrover church goes also reading this thread)
May 15 2008 12:45PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
they have finally succumb to us skiers
May 15 2008 12:56PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Wholly fuck i just got this as and infraction!

Dear SKIDUBAIGUY,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Talking about Jesus's choo-choo
May 15 2008 1:03PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
That made my day!
May 15 2008 1:03PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
hahahaha im still not band ill make a thread about jesus' chochoo
May 15 2008 1:05PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Yeah it was on the how tall was jesus thread, heres my post-

7 inches, OH WAIT, ur not talking about his penis size are you?
May 15 2008 1:07PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
haha
May 15 2008 1:07PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Agreeing to gay group sex
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You vile sinner. Jesus pukes.
May 15 2008 1:13PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31

You have been banned for the following reason:
Bigger than yours

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

probably refering to the threaad i made about jesus penis

May 15 2008 1:18PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Im going to make a thread on why banning you was a bad idea!
May 15 2008 1:22PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
this is pretty funny
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9710
May 15 2008 1:27PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Just posted on that thread haha!
May 15 2008 1:32PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Just posted on that thread haha!
May 15 2008 1:33PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
bahaha are you kidding me?!?!

i signed up. my name is Skiingisnohomo
May 15 2008 1:34PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Whos steezus christ? great name
May 15 2008 1:36PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Dear SKIDUBAIGUY,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Posting whilst his balls haven't dropped yet
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Rossignol troll.
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What a dick lol
May 15 2008 1:38PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
God knew I was going to troll the shit out of it..FUC

You have been banned for the following reason:
Troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 15 2008 1:39PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
I have been warned like 50 times but not banned yet....
May 15 2008 1:40PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Probably because your screenname is semi normal
May 15 2008 1:41PM
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