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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702

Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.

May 14 2008 8:22PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
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May 14 2008 9:52PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
what the fuck i didnt even say anything, my name was holymoly

You have been banned for the following reason:
Lashing out in anger

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

jesus christ

looks like i gotta try again


May 14 2008 9:53PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520

You have been banned for the following reason:
God hates skiers

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

WTF?

May 14 2008 9:55PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
my name was PeeInHerButt...
I got banned for trolling
May 14 2008 9:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
damn, apparently "ishootbigloads" isn't an acceptable user name at this church.  fuckers banned me before I could even get to the forum list.
May 14 2008 9:55PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
hahah nice
May 14 2008 9:57PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
Hahaha. I think they have found a pattern in the number of skiing related names.
May 14 2008 9:57PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I wish they would come get pwn3d in NSG. They don't have the balls. Someone challenge them!
May 14 2008 9:59PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
Pretty sure mods would get pissed^
May 14 2008 10:00PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4474


its satire.
May 14 2008 10:02PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I made a guy named Priest@aPlayground but I'm pretty sure I got teh ban.
May 14 2008 10:04PM
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BNik
Posts: 543 - Karma: 268
hhaha bannned!
May 14 2008 10:06PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
my name wasilikedickinmyass

i was banned upon registration haha
May 14 2008 10:06PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
FUCK YOU!!!!! i was winning for like 30 days
May 14 2008 10:06PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555

You have been banned for the following reason:
Being a Satanins here to sow discord among the brethren

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

haha can they see us typing

or did they hire Jesus?

May 14 2008 10:07PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12

You have been banned for the following reason:
We can keep this up longer than you can

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

DONT STOP NS. WE HAVE A WAR TO WIN

May 14 2008 10:07PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
how do you make a new account?
May 14 2008 10:11PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Someone bump my Deism thread in the false religions/cults

they deleted lil weezys(my 2nd accounts) posts in that one.+
May 14 2008 10:11PM
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BNik
Posts: 543 - Karma: 268
hah there crazy!!!@#!
May 14 2008 10:11PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
newschoolers.com is better than youyou sucki hate godjesus=failwe CAN keep the epic pwnage up longer than you can shut it the fuck downni***rs


thats what i sent the head pastor
May 14 2008 10:15PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
When I read "Malcolm X", a horror story about a Christ hating, racist, Muslim's life, he kept using the word "reefer", I didn't have a clue what it meant.
Good for you, young man; however, I would wager--were I a gambling man--that you know the meaning of "pickle chugging."



^AHAHAHAHAHA
May 14 2008 10:15PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
buttsackattack was just banned. poop
May 14 2008 10:15PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
and thats fuckin hilarious
May 14 2008 10:16PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
whoo hoo my wireless internet makes their perma ban moot. I just re applied my signal or whatever and it let me back in.
May 14 2008 10:17PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
haha under my name it says "unsaved trash" and "under investigation"
i just made a new thread titled "More lies from the science community..." then i said "Sike! All yall suckas came from monkeys"

got the message from the good ol pastor within seconds "We can keep this up longer than you can"

NS, we have been challenged, GIVE THEM NOTHING!!!


May 14 2008 10:19PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
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Damn, I had a good one. My username was Kiddiepr0nforpriests
May 14 2008 10:21PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
i tried bumping it but got this right after i confirmed my email;

You have been banned for the following reason:
We can keep this up longer than you can

Date the ban will be lifted: Never




May 14 2008 10:24PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
Damn, I fail
May 14 2008 10:24PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I made my 4th one God_hates_skiers and I got banned before I could even look at the forums
May 14 2008 10:24PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
Dwayne M Carter Jr

You have been banned for the following reason:
Devil Worshiper

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


May 14 2008 10:26PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Shit I am running out of emails
May 14 2008 10:27PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
I made the name EVOLUTIONISTRUE
I got banned before I even got an email confirmation

I made the name CHARLESDARWIN
I got banned before I could make a thread:

title: Evolution is true

body:just thought yall would like to hear it from the man himself





one other thing, the pic on the upper left hand side is of the georgia dome. I guess they like football.
May 14 2008 10:28PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124

Hey-zeus

You have been banned for the following reason:
troll/blasphemer

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 14 2008 10:30PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
You have been banned for the following reason:
God hates New Schoolers

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

my name was newschoolers.com
May 14 2008 10:31PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
that prob wasn't smart. although they prob arent a match for us. I dont want them coming here. thanks for letting them know where everyone is from.
May 14 2008 10:32PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
banned:
AWESOME-Onigg, Bangmelikeahammer, BIGDADDYBLACK, Bob Johnson,  buttsackattack, Chadsgap, CHARLESDARWIN, comedumpster11, cumguzzlerLAWLZ, , Dwayne M Carter Jr, EVOLUTIONISTRUE, God_hates_skiers, hansell, ., Hey-zeus, holierthanswisscheez, holymoly, ilikedickinmyass, ilikesex,  ishootbigloads, Iswallowdick, , KeepinTheFaith, kiddiepr0nforpriests, lilweezy,  MikeCock, mr. dangelo, newschoolchristian, nobgobler69, NSreppin,  Past0rTHallz, , Priest@aPlayground, rasberry lavender, ratchets n yae yoe, religion=skiing,  skipatrolblewitup, Steezy, Tanner, TannerHall, tha yae yoe hoe, THCWEED, thefloodiscomming, themidwestsucks, Theresa Ball-Sackyea, ToddAllen, upthebum,

not banned
ilovemyreligion Waiting for Email Confirmation,
Virginia D. Templeton, Wash O'Hanley, Wide-Open
oh hello little boy. Waiting for Email Confirmation,
Reuerend RauenMoone, Rev. Carlton Green, Sister Mary Maria, Sister Noddy,PimplezillaWWEMagikarp, Marshall,JennyD, Justina ThymeHerr_Doktor PhdDr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.Bobby-Joe,






May 14 2008 10:32PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
Dear oh hello little boy.,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban
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good bye
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i didnt even get to post. eh probably cause my name was "oh hello little boy"
May 14 2008 10:32PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169

this sounds fun. my threads. i will try this tomarrow when i am not as tired.

May 14 2008 10:35PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Yeah it's not really that funny.  Maybe if it were a real christian website and everyone was trying to make you see the wrong in your ways or something loony like that.  But these guys are funny themselves, no need to screw their forum up.  One guy's sig said "re-re elect bush".
May 14 2008 10:38PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
ha i drove past that church last month when i was in colorado.
May 14 2008 10:42PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549

You have been banned for the following reason:
Being a dope smoking homosexual

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 14 2008 10:42PM
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encludemeout
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10

You have been banned for the following reason:
Going on and on about made up religion

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

hahaha
i was w00t-h00t b00dism

May 14 2008 10:54PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
i made the name ricky2 to see if i would be banned and i wasnt.

then i made the thread 'why jesus is the wholesome founder of earth". read it.
May 14 2008 11:06PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
Dear Ricky2:

you have been banned for the following reason:
midgets dont deserve to die

date ban will be lifted: never





they said that stuff bout midgets cause in my thread i said kill midgets
May 14 2008 11:09PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
As a real christian I say we need to fuck with these freaks as much as possible
May 14 2008 11:22PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
so who ever made the name w00t-h00t b00dism is getting mad karma from me when they reveal themself
May 14 2008 11:23PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
this is blocked at my school under the category hate speech
May 14 2008 11:25PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Shit banned before I could even get advice on why it burns when I pee
May 14 2008 11:30PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
i believe that would be encludemeout
May 14 2008 11:33PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
DAm the blocked my IP adress
May 14 2008 11:35PM
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