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I have a game for you guys to play

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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702

Go to http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ , make an account and see how long you can last without getting banned. I have made 2 accounts and my second one was perma banned after about 1 minute and one post.

May 14 2008 8:22PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118

ahh the link didnt work

May 14 2008 8:24PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
I have a game for you to play too, and you just lost it.
May 14 2008 8:25PM
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CMYK
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 336
Damn it! i did just loose
May 14 2008 8:28PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Thank you.
May 14 2008 8:38PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ this link should work.
May 14 2008 8:42PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
church forums wtf??
May 14 2008 8:43PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
yeah dude, thats just not right.
May 14 2008 8:49PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68

who is "ILikeButtSecks" who just made the thread "Well I like... Buttsecks. I really do...."

May 14 2008 8:53PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
AHAHAH i posted somethign about the devil and 666 and stuff and anarchy oh my
May 14 2008 8:53PM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
You made me feel like an asshole haha:


"You have been banned for the following reason:
troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"
May 14 2008 8:53PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
lol i'm lookin at the active users down at the bottom and there's 3 that are banned: lilweezy, tanner, and wellilikebuttsecks
May 14 2008 8:56PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Tanner was banned for no specific reason. Lilweezy was banned for being underage.

And I don't think this is a real church, read the landoverbaptist.org site and you will see things like "why does jesus look like a homo with all that long hair?"
May 14 2008 8:59PM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
super sweet game
May 14 2008 9:00PM
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wang_bong
Posts: 766 - Karma: 13
if you actually read some of the fourm, you'll quickly discover these people are fucking nuts.
May 14 2008 9:02PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
My name is Bangmelikeahammer. Lets see how long I can last
May 14 2008 9:16PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Lol not very long at all haha I saw your thread
May 14 2008 9:22PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3540 - Karma: 13,299
haha my name is nobgobler69
May 14 2008 9:23PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
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Default whats so cool about jesus any way?
I mean he was a man? is there more to him. He reminds me of a present day plumber
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Default Re: whats so cool about jesus any way?
nothing
id rather get hyphie
suck my ballz jesus!
May 14 2008 9:23PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
ahaha damn after like 5 minutes:

 

You have been banned for the following reason:
troll scum

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 14 2008 9:24PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
I have been banned for trolling by some pastor asshole. My ban will be lifted: Never
May 14 2008 9:24PM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
my name was rim job and i got banned before i could even post.
May 14 2008 9:25PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
It's just going to be like that Pokemon site, they are just making it to fuck with people.
May 14 2008 9:25PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3540 - Karma: 13,299
yeah haha i think they ban your ip
o and nice job who ever replied to my thread whats so cool about jesus
May 14 2008 9:26PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
LMAO whos name is premartial sex lol
May 14 2008 9:26PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
i just got banned for my username
i dont know whats so bad about "rasberry lavender"?
here is what jim. on NS wrote
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May 14 2008 9:27PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
2 minutes
You have been banned for the following reason:

trolling

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 14 2008 9:27PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
haha wtf I got banned for nothing I didnt even post haha
May 14 2008 9:29PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
shit...i lasted about 5 minutes...
May 14 2008 9:30PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
I was using safari when I got banned the first time. Then I used firefox and I could get back onto the site.
May 14 2008 9:30PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
that was me. lol
May 14 2008 9:30PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
what a great game this is. Anyone else see the banner ad for "Homeschool Narnia Education" or something like that? What the fuck is that about
May 14 2008 9:30PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
my name was scientologyrules and they said:

Reason: Ban
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Jesus rules, not science.


May 14 2008 9:31PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
WTF?



Default Re: How tall was Jesus?
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Since GW Bush is 5'11" I would assume the same height for Jesus.

May 14 2008 9:33PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
hahaha thats hilarious.
May 14 2008 9:35PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
clear you cookies and make a new account
May 14 2008 9:35PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
thats what I have been doing.
May 14 2008 9:36PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
this thread has gone from no posts to 35 in like 5 minutes. i bet thats a new record
May 14 2008 9:37PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3540 - Karma: 13,299
clear your cookies and you can make a new account
May 14 2008 9:37PM
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Jacuse
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 1,549
I just Rick Rolled them!!!
May 14 2008 9:39PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
haha i didnt do anything! but my username was upthebut!

You have been banned for the following reason:
trolling

Date the ban will be lifted: Never


May 14 2008 9:39PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Look for newschoolchristian to be stirring up trouble. I just made my 3rd account.
May 14 2008 9:40PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
wow..that web-site is full of fucking losers
May 14 2008 9:41PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
gay, i got banned right when i posted my thread.

i really need some suggestions on why my anus burns after a night of pumpin coke and anal sex.

May 14 2008 9:42PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
i'm pretty sure this site isn't real... its for satire purposes.
May 14 2008 9:44PM
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TheButterHashira
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here is what I just posted

"I am forced to go to a heathen catholic church. There is a statue of bleeding jesus half naked in the middle of the church. I sometimes catch myself staring at this jesus. Often times during mass I will get a massive erection from the half naked bleeding jesus. It is very embarrassing when I stand up. Is there any way I can make this penis demon leave me so I can have pure thoughts about jesus?

I have prayed and prayed but no solution has CUM{there is a smiley with a jesus on a cross here}God even this smiley is turning me on "
May 14 2008 9:47PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
my names BIGDADDYBLACK and i got an instaban haha

You have been banned for the following reason:
Being a Satanins here to sow discord among the brethren

Date the ban will be lifted: Never
May 14 2008 9:48PM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17

You have been banned for the following reason:
Being a Satanins here to sow discord among the brethren

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

May 14 2008 9:49PM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!

why dont we have threads like that
May 14 2008 9:50PM
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TheButterHashira
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newschoolchristian, AWESOME-Onigg Waiting for Email Confirmation, Bangmelikeahammer, BIGDADDYBLACK, comedumpster11, cumguzzlerLAWLZ, Deaner, Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S., Glendora Christianson, hansell, Herr_Doktor Phd., holymoly, Iswallowdick, JennyD, Justina Thyme, lilweezy, Marshall, nobgobler69, nsrockficka, Past0rTHallz, Pastor Ezekiel, rasberry lavender, ratchets n yae yoe, religion=skiing, Reuerend RauenMoone, rim job, ScientologyRulz, Sister Mary Maria, skipatrolblewitup, Steezy, Tanner, TannerHall Waiting for Email Confirmation, tha yae yoe hoe, thefloodiscomming, themidwestsucks, Theresa Ball-Sackyea, Trent Harvey, Jr., upthebum, Vayhr of the Warhost, Virginia D. Templeton, w00t-h00t b00dism Waiting for Email Confirmation, Wash O'Hanley, WellILikeButtSecks, Wide-Open
bahaha look at all the crossed out names!
May 14 2008 9:50PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
my name was "comedumpster11" and got an instaban
i was trying to post this before i was banned
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May 14 2008 9:51PM
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