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A kid at my school pee'd in his girlfriend's butt.

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ButteredToast.
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I shit you not.
I was in business class, and I was talking to a kid that sits next to me. Don't ask how the subject came up, it just did.
So apparently he was getting her pretty damn hard in the butt, and he said he had to pee really bad, but it was too good to stop so, he thought "What a better place?" and BAM, piss in the butt.
The first thing that came to mind for me was, NS.
I lost it and was laughing hysterically.

Just thought I'd share.
May 12 2008 4:56PM
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doritos
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For some reason putting the shit he took out of her ass back in there sounds like it would be the least of anyone's concerns.

May 12 2008 8:50PM
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babujib
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shenanigans! im calling shenanigans! its impossible to pee because your bladder stops because it doesnt allow pee to mix with the good stuff so he woulda had to like wait a minute to allow the flood gates to open
May 12 2008 9:00PM
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doritos
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For real, I don't understand how people don't know this about their own bodies.

I've bent into some pretty extreme angles to get pisses off with a boner, so yeah I know it's a bitch, but honestly you didn't know it was possible before 9th grade sex ed so you just took their word for it? Yesh.
May 12 2008 9:02PM
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Silence
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its fucking difficult to pee whan your have a hard-on...like REALLY difficult, and it hurts
May 12 2008 9:04PM
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Hannah.
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haha ok i lost it with the owl pics so random but yea i dont believe this
May 12 2008 9:06PM
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Alex_G
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I believe you about this guy telling you this, but I don't believe it actually happened. Who the fuck pees in somebodys butt if they dont have a girl problem?
May 12 2008 9:13PM
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Reed.S
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evan u little liar
May 12 2008 9:15PM
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horner
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who else think that the pee in the butt joke is old and should never be used again...
May 12 2008 9:24PM
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Dylan_
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it hurts to piss after getting a blowjob, sometimes hard to piss
May 12 2008 9:26PM
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gordie.
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pics or it didnt happen
May 12 2008 9:30PM
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ButteredToast.
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I am not BSing about the kid telling me this.
Whether or not it is a true claim is debatable.
Regardless, I lost it laughing when he used the "Pee in her butt" line, this kid doesn't even know about NS.
May 12 2008 10:14PM
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Mooose...
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just gotta make the tripod.
May 12 2008 10:21PM
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bradcoffey
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May 13 2008 9:21PM
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chames
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lol this thread is hilarious

May 13 2008 9:28PM
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toominator
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hahaha hmmm i doubt it, but if he did he'd end up having some gross dirty piss kinda stuff erupting back out at him when he pulled out, kinda like that tucker max story.. http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

now, with that authoritative source, you can pretty much laugh at your friend for getting pooed on
May 13 2008 9:39PM
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chames
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hahaha signature
May 13 2008 9:46PM
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BvK
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pun intended?
May 19 2008 7:11PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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thats so red bull.
May 19 2008 7:19PM
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titsLOL
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seriously, do you even own a penis? you fucking get a boner to keep you from peeing when you're asleep. However, it is also quite possible to piss through a boner unlike they say in health class it's just kinda tough and you can't aim. And no I don't know this from peeing in butts, but from morning wood.
May 19 2008 7:20PM
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AbeFroman
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what is with the birds in this thread
May 19 2008 7:24PM
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BEARS.
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oh wow. i want to next. my turn my turn!
May 19 2008 7:26PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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this thread just ruined my day..
May 19 2008 7:31PM
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VT_FLO
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best comment ever
May 19 2008 7:59PM
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JC_Nolan
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hahahaha + karma for you hahahahhaha
May 19 2008 8:02PM
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doritos
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So... is it just me or is Reptar's epic post that everyone is giving him props for disappear? Cause I wanted to toss him some karma but...
May 19 2008 8:18PM
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BEARS.
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for no real my amigo.
May 19 2008 8:21PM
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doritos
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Yup, realized that I'm a dumbass and this thread is two pages right after I posted that. Oh well.
May 19 2008 8:27PM
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Reed.S
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brian... your a liar
May 19 2008 8:33PM
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hollygrove
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the mess must have been just terrible.
May 19 2008 8:38PM
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doublexl
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we should ask mythbusters to bust this myth.
May 19 2008 8:39PM
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Boodje.
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haha maybe the greatest myth ever solved? they would prob do it on carey too haha.
May 19 2008 8:41PM
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BeerGoggles
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Fair enough. I have definetely taken a piss in the morning when I was in a rush and had a semi that just wouldnt go away. It's mad uncomfortable and requires a boatload of concentration, but still doable.

But I'm fairly certain (and I'm going back to a 9th grade biology class, which I took 7 years ago, to back me up on this), that it would be impossible to pee in a girls butt while having sex. Although details are hazy, I think whatever tube that links our blatter to our dick is blocked off during sex to specifically prevent us from being able to pee. It would make sense really - think about all the possible infections that could happen if we were able to pee in a girl during intercourse.
May 19 2008 8:49PM
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doritos
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LM says you can do it, and LM is never wrong. So much advice in LM would be worthless if this were true. I just can't believe it.
May 19 2008 8:52PM
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teejayy
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OMG DO YOU GO TO HOLDERNESS?!

i heard a kid did that there
May 19 2008 8:57PM
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Jdot
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Im calling shenanigans
May 19 2008 11:11PM
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Dr.Scholl
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if i were the girl id be pissed
but the worst is at my school the girl had to crap during butt sex
needless to say the guy had a very poopy dick and needed a shower really bad
May 19 2008 11:15PM
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WhoWantIt
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I wanna say the usual "pics or it didn't happen" but its already been said in this thread too many fuckin times. Or give my opinion and my sex ed knowledge but that has already been said too. FUCK!
May 19 2008 11:25PM
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doritos
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Haha... a poopy dick.
May 19 2008 11:25PM
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Treestman
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so u think nsers are the only ones/ the only website that has ever heard of or used "pee in her but"

hahaha
May 19 2008 11:34PM
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skithesprings
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dude, morning wood,

who hasnt woken up with morning wood when they have to piss  (it makes for a difficult ordeal in the bathroom).
May 19 2008 11:46PM
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sniper_6
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well shes more right than you are. yes its possible to piss when you got wood but you gotta relax, and not clench that muscle thats like between your shaft and balls. when you are have sex you are clenching that muscle the whole time, everything is much tigher and its impossible to piss. ive had to piss before i start having sex, then when im doing it i dont have to at all, i couldnt if i tried, then after i nut, i relax, everything softens up, i take off the condom and piss. bullshit on pissing in the butt. people are just believing it because either theyre inexperienced or because they want to because its funny.
May 19 2008 11:55PM
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ax_murderer
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the fact that you said this makes me think your a little boy whos balls are yet to drop. you'll get your first woody, prolly when your climbing a fire pole or something.. you get hardons and morning wood so as NOT to piss...but ill give u an A for effort
May 20 2008 12:14AM
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ax_murderer
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AHAHA ! Thats my buddy! He just buttfucked her though.

I'll never forget when I got toured there after being accepted. My host was the buttfucker, he introduces me to one of his friends... "What up Ax? Did Sam tell you about his buttfucking?"
May 20 2008 12:18AM
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TheMoostafian
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ahahahahahahaha
May 20 2008 12:24AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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not the same, and way more common, but still funny. A girl at my school was giving a guy and, and, let's say, didn't know her limit, and puked on him. That would be fun..
May 20 2008 12:24AM
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uni-corn
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Pun INTENDED
May 20 2008 12:47AM
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ben_southworth
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tucker max story is funny shit
someday theres gonna be pictures of someone "peeing in her butt" on newscholers and this whole joke will come to a climax and end
May 20 2008 12:51AM
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DJBlum89
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yeah I was just gonna say that, its possible to pee with a hard-on cuz most of us do it every morning with morning-woods, but im pretty sure its impossible to pee when your either banging a chick or jerking it, like that kid said your bladder is blocked, and only cum can come out.
May 20 2008 5:21AM
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Oli_jgb
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I had butt schecks with every girl on NS.
Even the mingers.
I didn't pee though.
that is a FACT
May 20 2008 5:32AM
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