Replying to A kid at my school pee'd in his girlfriend's butt.

I shit you not.
I was in business class, and I was talking to a kid that sits next to me. Don't ask how the subject came up, it just did.
So apparently he was getting her pretty damn hard in the butt, and he said he had to pee really bad, but it was too good to stop so, he thought "What a better place?" and BAM, piss in the butt.
The first thing that came to mind for me was, NS.
I lost it and was laughing hysterically.

Just thought I'd share.