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Fundamentalist christian comics

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TheButterHashira
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LOL, these are so funny
http://truthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm
May 11 2008 12:15PM
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TheButterHashira
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Hyper link: http://truthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm
May 11 2008 12:18PM
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horner
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the pornography ones are hilarious
May 11 2008 12:38PM
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BobYohan
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bahaha... "hey everybody, he's cool!"

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May 11 2008 1:12PM
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inactive
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I don't understand, is a marijuana joint a synonym for marijuana cigarette?????These newfangled words are just so damn confusing.
May 11 2008 1:27PM
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Mezmerize19
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"Sick dreams are made of fleas! Moldy breath and schoolyard cheese!"

Cause thats what the metal bands I listen to say.....
May 11 2008 1:34PM
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no_steeze
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bahahahaha, so funny
May 11 2008 1:51PM
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scientist
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I read every one, and it was hilariously rediculous. straight up. The homosexuality one is the fuinniest.
May 11 2008 1:51PM
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freestyler540
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What I have learnt
-I should fear porn
-Being gay leads to eternal damnation
-protected sex increases the rate of infection of STDs. Condoms are completely useless.
-Fetal cells are cute and boyfriends becomes a dick upon discovery of an unwanted pregnancy.
-Rock music is scary
-Having a bible on a person at school is illegal
-Atheism is a religion based on lies and illogical statements
-The first time you smoke pot, you become an addict and will get you in a criminal life. A bible will break the habit of addiction by magic and will dismiss every case against you.


What a load of crap
May 11 2008 1:58PM
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TheButterHashira
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Did you guys know that evolution is racist because it says that white people descended from negroes who descended from monkeys?
May 11 2008 2:04PM
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May 11 2008 2:10PM
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chicken
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wow, i never knew i was a racist because i believed in evolution.
it all makes sense now though, i must give my life to jesus in order to be a good person.
May 11 2008 4:05PM
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Aenigma
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There's more good stuff to be had here:  http://objectiveministries.org/creation/
May 11 2008 4:41PM
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Carter23
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haha oh fuck religion is sooooo funny
May 11 2008 5:56PM
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Clevinger
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BAHAHAH check this out
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Good advice on what to do if you find an atheist
May 11 2008 5:56PM
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horner
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I found this on the online store.  Funniest thing I have seen in a long time

it's the anti fornication thong everyone!
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699
May 11 2008 6:01PM
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Swan_Solo
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haha, thats weirder than the word 'gullible' not being in the dictionary
May 11 2008 6:26PM
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Billek
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http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html
May 11 2008 7:02PM
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Pawelko
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this site taught me that dinos still walk the earth, athiest are grumpy,  and that t-rexs are herbavors
May 11 2008 7:02PM
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TheButterHashira
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I was on that creation website for 5 seconds and I saw this
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Evolutionism Propaganda: Examples of how Evolutionists spread their false doctrines using PBS, children's programming, and the Apple Macintosh."

what the fuck? I feel so liberated not believing in superstitions and crazy stuff like genesis any more.
May 11 2008 7:47PM
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inactive
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this one says that if you're hindu, your god does't love you
May 11 2008 7:55PM
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Meh42
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That ministry site has been posted before and it's a fake.

Just check the founder bios.
May 11 2008 7:56PM
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alaskakid
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May 11 2008 8:27PM
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Bepo
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hahaha, apparently dinosaurs are still alive http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html

May 11 2008 8:49PM
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SHampson
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anybody find it ironic its labeled "the truth for youth"?
May 11 2008 10:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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"I tried not to look... but... well... I keep seein them in my head..."

"LETS PRAY"



Oh you fundamentalist christians. A different answer for every deep seated psychological problem.

May 11 2008 11:01PM
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BEARS.
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shouldnt you want to treat women like they do in pornos?
May 11 2008 11:11PM
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TheButterHashira
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I so am talking to awesome mccalister or whoever and then hung up.
May 11 2008 11:14PM
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RudyGarmisch
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One of the messages was coming across a little blunt, so I added some extra story.

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Now thats a message everyone can agree with.
May 11 2008 11:37PM
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Grove_Street
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we say jesus camp at school, and all i have to say is the fucking evangelicals are crazy motherfuckers. in my opinion we need to stop them. yes the fucking evangelicals is a "generalization"
May 12 2008 12:37AM
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=nick=
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haha wow theres one for "rock music"

ZOMG not ROCK MUSIC!!!! *death*
May 24 2008 11:06AM
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AALT
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I know this has to be the funniest shit load ever!!!!!! Its so fruity, this christain stuff is sooooooo retarded, and people listen to it!!!!
May 24 2008 11:23AM
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AALT
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Double Post.

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

Crotchety old Mr. Gruff, the Atheist goat who turns to coffee for solace instead of GodMr. Gruff says: 'Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on Sunday!'

Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...

...but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


Oh no, Im atheist what do i do ahhh!!!!!!

May 24 2008 11:47AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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porno one was sweet
May 24 2008 12:27PM
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kepler.
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Haha those crazy gays! When are they gonna learn to repent?
May 24 2008 1:40PM
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InitialG
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jesus christ...
May 24 2008 3:52PM
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grifter
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it's scary that this shit exists.
May 24 2008 4:05PM
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spiegel
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fuckin evangelicals, ruining the country.

their answer for everything is god.
May 24 2008 4:24PM
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emopoppins
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that shit is fucked.
May 24 2008 5:30PM
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Dan.
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somebody should start a "rock music" group and call it Madonna Dahmer and the Death Squad. thats the greatest thing i've ever read
May 24 2008 7:34PM
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RICK_ROSS
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damn, i never knew the truth. i see a new light
May 24 2008 7:41PM
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