If you guys don't want to quite a paragraph under each section at least, not bother reviewing a product.
Example: https://newschoolers.com/web/content/reviews/action/read/id/820/
its not the worst review i've ever seen but this is currently a review in the sidebar. I mean what did that review tell me that http://www.apple.com/iphone/ didn't. The purpose of a review is it tells of first hand experience with the product to let people know if the tech specs are actually worth it so you can tell if the manufacturer isn't bullshitting their product on you.