Wow i think it just happened

this is fucking weird, I need Dr. NS, you won't even believe me.

Scenario: Friday night, quiet night, dark and rainy outside, me, KO, Patty Cakes, chillin in the chill zone.
My rather odd, very odd, suitemate Chuck walks in the room, we are drinking. He says to me, "Ax, punch me."
"No, Why?"
"I feel like I am constantly cumming." He was shaking slightly, we're freaked the fuck out.
"What? I am not punching you"
He proceeds to explain that he and his girlfriend smoked and he just felt like crazy good all over, especially the balls, and he needed pain to get his mind off it. I said, "No way", we gave him a bunch of shit were just making fun of him. We ask if it was something more than weed. "NO!"
My roomate Chi-Town Mike comes in. He just hears somebody punch me. He says, "Okay" and punches him once in the stomach. Chuck says "Again". Mike does, and he asks for one more, at which point Chuck stands up, starts slapping his faith, we are watching in disbelief laughing at him, and then he crouches down, covers his face, and his legs are shaking, "I think it just happened" Chuck wispered, and then walks out the room grabbing his junk.
WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? LIKE FUCK

we've told Mike the story now and he's freaking out, I keep telling me he's gay.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK OMGZZ!