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Funny little story....

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iluvBread
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it's an email i got from my dad, sorry it's in weird font cuz i just copy and pasted it right from the email...enjoy




Potato
Hope you enjoy it!



Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland ..

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. andMrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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A COMMONTATER

Apr 30 2008 7:03PM
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low_fidelity
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haha nice. i rolfed












but not really
Apr 30 2008 7:31PM
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Deletedtoday
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not that tight
Apr 30 2008 8:02PM
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max.
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the end was kind of a let down...
Apr 30 2008 8:38PM
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Grube
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ok...
Apr 30 2008 8:44PM
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iluvBread
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ya i thought hte end was really corny and stupid but i catually got a kick out of the 1st 2 or 3 paragraphs
Apr 30 2008 8:57PM
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timmi
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dude i totally laughed! loved it.
Apr 30 2008 9:31PM
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Swan_Solo
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lolcommontater
Apr 30 2008 9:35PM
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iluvBread
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at least 2 people got a kick out of it
Apr 30 2008 9:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha the ending was perfect. Definitely a LOL.
Apr 30 2008 10:05PM
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RunDMc
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hahahaha i liked it!
Apr 30 2008 10:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
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That joke made me want to post this joke, I don't know why.


A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

Salesman: "Is your mommy there?

Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."
S: "Is your daddy there?"
B: (whisper) "Yes."
S: "Can I speak with him?"
B: (whisper) "He's busy."
S: "Is there anyone else there?"
B: (whisper) "The fire department."
S: "Can I talk to one of them?"
B: (whisper) "They're busy."
S: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
B: (whisper) "The police department."
S: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
B: (whisper) "They're busy."
S: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
B: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
Apr 30 2008 10:11PM
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iluvBread
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hahha nice..we should create a "funny little story" thread, like just little lol' stories
Apr 30 2008 10:13PM
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