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Quotes by skiers. I need this for my next period class so give some quick

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Trashpuppet
Posts: 529 - Karma: 123

give me some quotes from what skiers have said like jon olsson saying im not into craziness im into perfection.

If u cant think of some make some up for me.. thanks lol

17 years ago
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chazz.
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 23
ah yes, good correction!
17 years ago
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
well it is an awesome quote...the kid who started the thread said it was the only one he could come up with....
17 years ago
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
"Snow is holy water, faceshots are communion, lifts are pews, the wind is your preacher, and lord knows the mountain is the best church ever built." The Reverend Floater

Powder snow skiing is not fun.
It's life, fully lived,
life lived in a blaze of reality.
--Dolores LaChapelle

"It's quite possible that he has given more people the 'best day of their lives', and I mean real best days, than anyone else on the planet". About Doug Combs- Anomaly

"To see him ski was fluidity. He was like a drop of water trickling down a rough plaster wall".
Todd Jones on Doug Combs

"He didn't even take a year off!"
Dash Longe on Marc Andre Belliveau
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
"Why is it called taking a shit if you leave it there?" - JF Cusson

"I have broken ankles!" - Tanner Hall

"Whatever man, I make more money than you." - Simon Dumont
17 years ago
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Dieter1080
Posts: 244 - Karma: 66

there was this one in an interview about freeskiers that they can't ski technical

it was a bit  like this:

Put me on top of a slalom course and i will be slower but i'll finish
put a racer on top of a halfpipe and he won't even start

Tanner Hall
17 years ago
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
legendary
17 years ago
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paulbunyan
Posts: 3110 - Karma: 93
skiing has brought me.......so many things to my life that i thought id never recieve.   TJ shiller reasons trailer
17 years ago
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
HAHAHAHAHA, when was this?
17 years ago
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teejayy
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my names tj too! btw
17 years ago
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GFProd.
Posts: 403 - Karma: 35
something like:

''I have some freaking big teeth dude, it sucks''-Ian Compton

Sorry for the spelling
17 years ago
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Smcelligott
Posts: 391 - Karma: 2,139
anyone got any henrik quotes need some too
16 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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"when people tell you you have a one-track mind, tell them skiing leaves two tracks"- Seth Morrison

"day 2433: we've reached the summit of Mount Olympus, the highest point on Mars. We shall finally conquer the aliens. We've lost many brave men."
and
"I thought I saw Jon Olsson but it was just a girl" -Andy Parry TC 1 and 6 respectively.
16 years ago
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T-Nutcracker
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1) -Could you demonstrate to the camera what a ride away is?
Edollo: you mean riding out like a thuuuuuuuuuug
(source: Slamina)
2) it was at Jon's blog
when E'dollo asked if he shouldn't take his baggy shirt off to get more speed for a jump he answered:
- I'd prefer not to hit that jump at all, than to take my tall tee off.

16 years ago
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 436
hahahah EPIC WIN
16 years ago
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chazz.
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 23
"dude we should go to taco bell"
16 years ago
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PSiekierski
Posts: 330 - Karma: 33
it aint easy being steezy-twall i think
16 years ago
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
jossi.. invite me to sweden.. aaaaa he lemme hit da jump too.. it was goo!
16 years ago
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FoxtrotSport
Posts: 162 - Karma: 23
"Aww man i dont know bout that skiing man, i see them little white boys flyin round in the air n stuff, i mean i tried snowboarding, but skiin man?  that shit's kinda whack."

-Colby James West.
16 years ago
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
"Skiing is related to any sport at its best."   Chris Benchetler-Reasons
16 years ago
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
Its too easy to give up on the hard things you want to accomplish-CR Johnson, in 7SD

Probably one of my favorite
16 years ago
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
"Not to good, not to bad" -Henrick Harlaut
16 years ago
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Owl
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"Atleast your getting busted by some pos and not getting burried in avalanches."
16 years ago
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Jay31
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when was this said?
16 years ago
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Smcelligott
Posts: 391 - Karma: 2,139
word. thanks
16 years ago
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spliff.Life
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kyle lukacs- "hey! whered you get that? hey whered you get that hat?!"
16 years ago
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Peter.
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"just livin' pro"-simon dumont

"50 points to gryffindor"-mike clarke
16 years ago
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PHNMdesign
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"g-unit mutherfuckaa" (with some no so nice french accent) - lolo favre on top of x-games superpipe
16 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5469 - Karma: 12,374

"Can we say spicy?"
and then anything from chug life such as the stony bill song

16 years ago
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Smilemon
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Skiing drunk is like driving drunk, only harder and not illegal. -Bode Miller.
16 years ago
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
"The avalanche danger is considerable right now. That means, don't fuck around."
- Andy Parry
16 years ago
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
society doesnt need me, so i dont need them! - steve stepp

You'd never know it from this shot, but John Symms is officially the smartest man in freeskiing after graduating the university of Utah at the top 5 percent of his class - Mike Douglas

i have to couse that is what i want for my life and what i want for my life im willing to work for and what im willing to work for im definatly going to achieve - CR Johnson
16 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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find a video of kaj zackrisson mike'd up. his commentary on his runs is constant, candid, and hilarious
16 years ago
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7-3instacall
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Pants are saggin' and tall-t's are draggin'  - John symms
16 years ago
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
"so go out there and live your dreams, becasue if u dont this year, your just gonna be one year older when you do"-warren miller

"Snow and Ice: proving jesus was not a miracle worker, just a man with a beard, that paid attention in chem class"- anonymus
16 years ago
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
i got into the sport in the first place because i was a good skier and i thought it would be a good way to make a quick buck. just kidding but seriously i heard skiers got laid a lot.
-simon dumont
16 years ago
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
" Before doing any jump, you need to visualize and conceptualize what you're going to do"
Scott Vail
16 years ago
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
warren miller has some really good quotes!
16 years ago
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madsskaar
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its not CR, think its chris rubens or something
16 years ago
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Nicko1981
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Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyy!

Someone in 7SD,
16 years ago
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Ben.
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Its not gay... because were friends.... Its not gay if your friends.

Chug and Schuster
16 years ago
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ScubaSteveFather
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"That was sick. Like really sick. And I held on to my grab and stomped it" - TJ in Claim
16 years ago
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JMUIR
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LIKE A REAL LIFE SUPERHERO IN THE MEGAMO

BANANAS
16 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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exactly
16 years ago
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HeartBeatFaster
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If you weren't scared it's not going to be in the movie. - Eric Hjorlifson

I can stick uphill ice, on my saucer. -Shane McConkey

I hit the wall and then... this was the best year I was ever having in my life, and to have it stopped you know completely, like completely... I went from the busiest season, to the slowest season ever. Never been on my ass this long. I'm one of the most active kids in the world, and when you take that away from me, It's like taking medicine away from a dieing person. Thank God for those two months. -THall in TBC

I'll hit the jump first if you relive me of my $200 debt. - Rory Bushfield

Rastafariiii. - Chug


16 years ago
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AJizzle
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 522
"skiing on fat skis is like masturbation, its not always appropriate, but its always fun"
16 years ago
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
suicide slays.
16 years ago
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AJizzle
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 522

more like "ahhhhhhhh..........whoaaaaaaaaaaa......uh.........ooooooooooo........waaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

if u were to mike me up it would be like, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours....."

That's the song that I sing when i'm making my super sick nar pow kick tail z turns.

LMAO

16 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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are you sure? i think the mike of his crash was pretty good, or at least his reaction was...
16 years ago
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AJizzle
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 522

yeah that crash was pretty gnarly, how he pulled it out, I have no Idea

16 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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kaj is really jesus in disguise...
16 years ago
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