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madtownfreestyle
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aight so im in mr. madawaska...its like a fundraiser for project grad and its basically a pagent for guys but its all meant to be funny..so far we got everything down but i need a talent for the talent section...gotta be something funny/stupid/slightly dangerous haha...any ideas?
Apr 30 2008 9:20AM
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uni-corn
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Act out "I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat" thread.

You WILL win if you do that.
Apr 30 2008 9:22AM
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madtownfreestyle
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hahaha that would be amazing...but its like a high school thing so i dont think it would go over too well..
Apr 30 2008 9:29AM
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Mr.O
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Snort the worlds largest line of crack, break a record while your at it.
Apr 30 2008 9:42AM
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kepler.
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I think snorting any size line of crack would be a record in itself!
Apr 30 2008 9:50AM
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Paszko
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alright. I am currently mr. Queensbury. I won the same thing you were doing at my high school last year. I am telling you, the way to win is  ribbon dancing. dress up all reatrded and without a doubt youll get some laughs. who cares if yo uwin but you probably will.
Apr 30 2008 10:24AM
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.makuma.
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thats def a good one..people would think its hilarious
Apr 30 2008 11:57AM
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madtownfreestyle
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haha yea i might actually do the ribbon dancing thing...got any song ideas?


still open to other ideas too
Apr 30 2008 12:56PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Male modeling. Dress up as Hansel.
Apr 30 2008 1:00PM
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uni-corn
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And have someone dress up as zoolander
Apr 30 2008 1:07PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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^yes, you should totally have a walk-off.... first model walks, next model duplicates and then elaborates.... but you would need david bowie to be the judge... not sure if you got any bowie connections but they would help...

or i think you could do "lazy sunday" its a SNL rap about the chronicles of narnia, that would be sick too..
ribbon dancing sounds cool, but you have to be talented for that shit
Apr 30 2008 1:09PM
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CLO
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I was in the same thing for my highschool last year, me and my buddy stuffed pillows in our shirts, wore lacrosse helmets, and got on little kids bikes and jousted each other jackass style, it was sick, we kicked the shit out of each other in front of the whole school and they were laughing histerically
Apr 30 2008 1:12PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Exactly! Have a walk-off. You need to have a "David Bowie" too.
Apr 30 2008 1:12PM
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Paszko
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Actually what i did was i did like 2 minutes of Ribbon Dancing with the song Chariots of Fire ( thank you old school). then after the 2 minutes i did a light show using the glow sticks with mortal combat techno. funny shit. plus i won like 100 bucks.
Apr 30 2008 1:23PM
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Alexander_Keith
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A teacher at my old highschool ribbon danced to Chariots of Fire. It was majestic and hysterical. I was awestruck. Do this and you will win.
Apr 30 2008 3:13PM
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connoroh
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Write a rap. Rapping wins everything, and makes everyone happy.

Or have a rap battle with someone.
Apr 30 2008 4:12PM
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ryanwar6
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I think a song that would go over well would be "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia. You wouldbe an instant classic.
Apr 30 2008 4:18PM
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Bean_Slc
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dont forget to do the thing where you pull the underwear out of your pants.
Apr 30 2008 4:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Pink zebra strip undies.
Apr 30 2008 9:39PM
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b-ladd
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We do the same thing at my school and my friend acted out Star Wars episode 1 in under 5 minutes all by himself.
Apr 30 2008 9:59PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Pretty much just go up, fart a real nasty one into the mic, then walk off stage like nothing happened.  My little brother did this and the whole place went crazy.
Apr 30 2008 10:14PM
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woolymammoth
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"do you know" by enrique iglesias+ribbon dance=mad laughs
or just get on stage in short shorts and a wifebeater and sing and dance to it
May 1 2008 12:16AM
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madtownfreestyle
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aight so right now its between ribbon dancing and jousting..the modeling thing would be good but i dont have time to like organize it and the wizard one is amazing but i'd probably get in alot of shit for it.. mr madawaska is sunday so any more ideas would help
May 1 2008 8:30AM
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madtownfreestyle
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haha yea it'll be on tape
May 1 2008 10:29AM
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rj.
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just play some wicked gay music and walk across the stage naked without saying anything
May 1 2008 3:21PM
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Reed.S
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do the napolean dynamite dance
May 1 2008 6:08PM
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jergriff
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BUT... get a buddy and have him dress up as a bananna.... and you as a gorilla and chase each other on stage and you takle his ass hahhaha it was way funny when my friends did it!

just an idea
May 1 2008 6:17PM
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ButteredToast.
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Hahaha oh shit that sounds so funny
May 1 2008 6:31PM
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Grube
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no dont rap cause cause a lotta people do it and you just look stupid and then its kinda boring to watch if ur bad
May 1 2008 7:40PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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do flat ground tricks on your skis while dressed up as a gaper and have a frickin sick 80's song goin on the boombox. Like Rick Roll or sometin
May 1 2008 7:47PM
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liftedresearcher
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tan for a bit. cut and streak your hair. sing "do you know what it feels like" by enrique.

kid did it at my school. funniest thing i have ever seen.
May 1 2008 7:51PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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wake me up before you go-go

sandstorm

what is love
May 1 2008 7:53PM
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michelle
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HERO by enrique, haha i would absolutely die if i saw that (whilst ribbon dancing of course)
May 1 2008 8:12PM
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tBatt
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the kid who sits next to me in chemistry is going to chop 4 2' thick cement blocks in half with his hand.
May 1 2008 8:15PM
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madtownfreestyle
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hahaha funny you should say that...me and my friend had actually planned that and the costumes aren't gunna be in in time...so i gotta switch it up...figured out im gunna be dressing like alladin and ribbon dancing to/singing the "whole new world" alladin song haha
May 1 2008 9:49PM
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popNfresh44
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be a mime and do the jacking off thing
May 1 2008 9:54PM
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madtownfreestyle
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so mr mads tonight and im sticking witht he "whole new world" ribbon dancing and singing...i'll see if i can get a vid up after
May 4 2008 12:02PM
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Sufferboy
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do the ok go thing
May 4 2008 12:04PM
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ax_murderer
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i just had a chinese talent show for a grade in my class and i sang this song:



richie ren kicks ass. it was hilarious
May 4 2008 12:05PM
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madtownfreestyle
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yea so ribbon dancing kicks ass...i won haha
May 4 2008 9:38PM
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StanMcStanson
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Those Chrocic-What?-cles of Narnia!
May 4 2008 9:42PM
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