Replying to PENIS spinning !! READ !!
(Yes, you can help make the ski hills a better place)
What's one of skiing's last nagging stereotypes that we run into when someone doesn't know wtf they're talking about. Penis spinning.
People have watched mogul skiing and aerials for years and think that skiers spin like pencils in the park too. Of course that's not true, but here and there you get a try hard throwin down 'Penis' spins thinkin it's cool just because it was a 720, whoopty-fuckin-doo.
I had a buddy back home that used to do that and we gave it the new name, he says why call it penis spinning?, then nobody will want to do it anymore (him actually thinking 'Penis' spinning was cool), so we explained to him that he looked like a giant spinning dick in the air, and low-and-behold he never did it again. The world is a better place, he throws grabs now and the whole nine yards, a newschooler is born, and the stereotype is one step closer to being abolished.
Oh yes, snowboarders can 'Penis' spin too, I am suggesting calling the spins anyone does, two planks or one, that are standing up in the air lookin like balerina homos, 'Penis' spinning. EX. 'Wow John, that was a gay Penis 900', or 'Dave, that iron cross Penis 5 was a pile'
All in all it helped my hometown encourage more grabs and style, maybe it can do the same everywhere. Down with Penis spinning
--ride for^ever--
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