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PENIS spinning !! READ !!
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What's one of skiing's last nagging stereotypes that we run into when someone doesn't know wtf they're talking about. Penis spinning.
People have watched mogul skiing and aerials for years and think that skiers spin like pencils in the park too. Of course that's not true, but here and there you get a try hard throwin down 'Penis' spins thinkin it's cool just because it was a 720, whoopty-fuckin-doo.
I had a buddy back home that used to do that and we gave it the new name, he says why call it penis spinning?, then nobody will want to do it anymore (him actually thinking 'Penis' spinning was cool), so we explained to him that he looked like a giant spinning dick in the air, and low-and-behold he never did it again. The world is a better place, he throws grabs now and the whole nine yards, a newschooler is born, and the stereotype is one step closer to being abolished.
Oh yes, snowboarders can 'Penis' spin too, I am suggesting calling the spins anyone does, two planks or one, that are standing up in the air lookin like balerina homos, 'Penis' spinning. EX. 'Wow John, that was a gay Penis 900', or 'Dave, that iron cross Penis 5 was a pile'
All in all it helped my hometown encourage more grabs and style, maybe it can do the same everywhere. Down with Penis spinning
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good, idea, but everyone gots ta learn somehow
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I agree, don't rod newbies, rod the guys that have been doin it for a few years and can clearly do better but just think it's cool to spin like that
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ah yes... and who thinks that? but rod them good and things and stuff.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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isnt it just as hard to penis spin though?
'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend
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All this talk about penis' is getting me worked up.
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This is a great idea!!! It will also encourage young, upcoming talents to review their style in order NOT to do these ''penis''-spins...
In example during camp training: ''That was a really nice 720cross, but you're a little too penis-like in the air, work on that...''
My god, that would seriously make me reconsider my style!!!
GREAT idea...
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Penis spins aren't that easy! Its pretty tough not to land backseat if you're upright in a spin.
Bending your legs and grabbing means its easier to control your balance, and so its easier to stomp the landing!
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^ theyre easyier than tucked spins.
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a good twister twister spread daffy is pretty hard too, you gonna give props to that? Mind you once in a while that stuff's funny, ... but really now
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ya.... im sexy
remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.
and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
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ummmmmmmmm ....... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Good idea!
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i think the term 'penis-spinning' has already been used to describe a different sort of stylish manouver, which involves an actual penis and a hool-a-hoop action. (also reffered to as 'the helicopter')
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spin first add grabs later
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I think you should pretty much go kill yourself.
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honestly, who does that. Unless your homosexual dont watch that. Go die
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Oh come on. Its not as though anyone on the internet hasn't seen it already. And judgin g by the title of the thread you can pretty much guess that a link that says meatspin on it is probably going to have a penis, spinning. I honestly think its kinda harsh for you to tell me to kill myself. Clicking on a link called "meatspin.com" is just asking for it.
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hey, as long as he can do 7's and 9's i wouldnt complain how he spins, thats sweet
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does it really matter? just have fun skiing..but i do agree it looks terrible and i like the fact that your trying to start a new word or something, lets hope it gets somewhere cause im defenetaly gonna start using it haha
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dude penis spinning is the new way to spin. either your a penis, or your out
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ahha down with penis spinning. that got laughing haha
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I dont know about your penis, but mine isnt multi-colored and it definitely doesnt wear a helmet
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you guys obvioulsy have not seen Collin Wright's 450s out of rails where he stays sooo pencil and sooo smoove and sooo no-move
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sometimes penis spinning looks good when it is slow and steezy
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yeah, we usually call it boner but that works too.
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i think its only ok to "penis spin" when you do like shifty 5s and 3s and stuff.
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how about u let them do what ever the fuck they want???
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you cant just go from beginner to doing grabs with your spins, you have to learn how to spin the more comfortable way first, and for some people doing 3's is more comfortable for them
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