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What if you could have sex with Jessica Alba, but then you'd get herpes?

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Itsbackfliptime
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Would you do it?
Apr 26 2008 12:19AM
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Scott~
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Not unless there was a sex tape made and it was shown on national television during primetime/during the super bowl~
Apr 26 2008 12:22AM
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Balto
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Apr 26 2008 12:25AM
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49566738265
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Twice.
Apr 26 2008 12:54AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Fuck no.

I would just pee in her butt from a distance.
Apr 26 2008 12:57AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Thats great....


I would though...for sure...without even thinking about it.
Apr 26 2008 12:58AM
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Yauch
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paris hilton has genital warts
Apr 26 2008 1:55AM
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charmander
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SHUT THE FUCK FUCKING UP YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF FUCKNG SHIT FUCKING ANAL FUCKING CUNT FUCKER!
Apr 26 2008 2:06AM
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Yauch
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im not lying, so you can believe whatever the fuck you want, but ive heard this from many people
Apr 26 2008 2:13AM
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charmander
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every single one of your threads and posts is complete bullshit
Apr 26 2008 2:25AM
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Yauch
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if that were true than i would say this is the exception, but believe what you want.
Apr 26 2008 2:27AM
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doritos
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Have any of these people fucked Paris Hilton? Do any of these people now suffer from genital warts?
Apr 26 2008 2:28AM
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Yauch
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its a random rumor to get spread around if it was not true.
Apr 26 2008 2:30AM
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doritos
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So are 99% of rumors, that's because rumors are idiotic.
Apr 26 2008 2:42AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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how is your karma not fucking zero? Every thread you post in you get hated on. Just start thinking about what you post and try to support it somehow, not just "I heard from alot of people."
Apr 26 2008 2:47AM
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Yauch
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its because you got the "I think i am more important than I actually am"  syndrome.
for every fag like you that hates me, somebody likes me. And the person that likes me is cooler than you so thats just a double wammy for your sorry ass isnt it...
Apr 26 2008 2:51AM
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charmander
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your hand doesnt count
Apr 26 2008 2:51AM
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Yauch
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so your a bisexual...  is there like a bonus for you if you shag a hermaphrodite?
Apr 26 2008 2:56AM
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charmander
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what??

randdom....

but not really??


ive never shagged a hermaphrodite
Apr 26 2008 2:58AM
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Silence
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Sex with Jessica Alba + Herpes = Shit yeah
Apr 26 2008 3:14AM
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CJHski
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maybe....that is a though decision
Apr 26 2008 4:17AM
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Silence
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haha I think it would be hilarious if someone called you out on having herpes, and your comeback was "yeah, but Jessica Alba gave it to me"..pwn.
Apr 26 2008 4:36AM
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tommihq
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definetly yes wouldnt even think about it twice

Apr 26 2008 6:25AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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All of a sudden, Herpes doesn't sound so bad.
Apr 26 2008 7:00AM
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duckets.
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haha i'd almost def do it.... i mean it's jessica alba. you can take one picture while you're doing it and sell it to the news companies for millions of dollars and be pretty set for life.... plus you'd have fucked jessica alba.
Apr 26 2008 10:06AM
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HailSatan
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 No way.
Apr 26 2008 10:32AM
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MADmidwest
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The herps would be like your trophy. I would do it
Apr 26 2008 11:02AM
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Benedetto.
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fuck that. no girl is worth getting herpes. her pussy isn't gold

you cant treat girls like thier pussy is gold. then you get pussy whipped and shit. there is a lot of logic behind this idea by the way. it was from some high conversation i had back in the stoner days

Apr 26 2008 11:07AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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wroooooooonnnnng!                                                                                                                                                                                          her pussy is gold. get it right                                                                                                  
Apr 26 2008 1:56PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Apr 26 2008 2:16PM
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word-sauce
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if it was yauchs mom / sister then for sure... jessica alba though nahhh
Apr 26 2008 2:57PM
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Yauch
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thanks?  
Apr 26 2008 9:10PM
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Eric_D
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Toby's name should be yauch.
Apr 26 2008 9:49PM
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shibby
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Isn't herpes extremely treatable anyways? I'd hit it.
Apr 26 2008 9:53PM
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infedel_one
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FUCK YAH id fuck her...cause ive already got em ;) just kiddin
Apr 26 2008 10:14PM
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chicken
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yes

Apr 26 2008 10:29PM
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nkinsman10
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before this week, i would have said yes, but this guy came in to my school to talk about STDs and he showed us actual pics of herpes and shit. it made sex scary
Apr 26 2008 10:33PM
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twin-tip-hero
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HAHA THATS A SHOCKER NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING...............................NOT!!!!
Apr 26 2008 10:35PM
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no_steeze
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i would fuck her in a heartbeat, she is so fucking hot, i would easily stick my weeny in her bunghole even if i got herpes from it
Apr 26 2008 10:45PM
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ax_murderer
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I LIKE YAUNCH
Apr 26 2008 10:46PM
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emopoppins
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aye
Apr 26 2008 11:15PM
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Dylan_
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haha, probally not idk maybe


how come everyone hates on this yaunch kid, can anyone clear that up with me ?
Apr 26 2008 11:17PM
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comeatmebro
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no. untreatable.

i wouldn't hit shit if i got herps. fuck that, have you seen pictures of that shit?
Apr 26 2008 11:22PM
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samskisalot
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its treatable, but not curable. you can reduce the intensity, and i think the frequency of the outbreaks.
Apr 26 2008 11:31PM
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Dylan_
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tell me hwy everyone hates yaunch!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 26 2008 11:35PM
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no_steeze
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he never ceases to make stupid posts/threads, just look around at his threads, they are all retarded, you just look and wonder what's driving him
i don't hate him i just think he's a retard
Apr 27 2008 12:06AM
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nkinsman10
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take this convo to the ban yauch thread haha
Apr 27 2008 12:15AM
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alaskakid
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No, it wouldn't be worth it.
Apr 27 2008 1:00AM
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jason...
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yes but only if i had video evidence that i slayed jessica alba
Apr 27 2008 1:31AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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Apr 27 2008 2:03AM
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skipimp_
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she does


And probably so do you.


70% of all sexually active people have HPV, but most don't know because they are hard to see.

get checked.. if you want.

chicks almost never know

until they get cervical cancer.


Apr 27 2008 2:17AM
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