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Teacher bitch stole my Freeskier mag..... revenge??

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DouglasFRESH
Posts: 164 - Karma: 329
ok, so i was sitting in my teachers class, i have to sit right by her desk cause she hates me, but anyway i was just sitting there flipping through freeskier, and the teacher told the class to do a problem, so i started writing in my freeskier, over an ad

the bitch took my mag. i was last period, and i had bitches to fuck and money to get so i left achool and forgot the mag.

i went the next day and asked fot my freeskier back, the teacher said she threw my mag away!!
that BITCH

so i have her class today, and i was thinking bout taking all her dry erase markers, and hiding them, or throwing them away...

if u have any better classroom revenge ideas hit me up.
Apr 25 2008 11:29AM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
poop
Apr 25 2008 11:31AM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
get her a nasty ass rotten apple and give it to her, and be like "only because i appreciate you"
Apr 25 2008 11:32AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019

pee in her butt?

Apr 25 2008 11:39AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
take the screws off the back of her rolley-chair, so when she sits down and leans back she just flips over
Apr 25 2008 11:44AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
if she's short write on the top of the board

"hahaha bitch you cant rub me off!!" 

did it to a teacher who pissed me off back in the day, worked a treat, cause the whole class will just sit an laugh at her an shit.
Apr 25 2008 11:46AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139

Stop blaming other people for your problems? Maybe apologize for not respecting her enough to put down you magazine and do the problem on a blank sheet of paper?

Apr 25 2008 12:00PM
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N.O.B
Posts: 101 - Karma: 39
Put a Peanut in her left ear
Apr 25 2008 12:05PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
Seriously? Like, you're being serious right now?

You couldn't stay after because you "had bitches to fuck"??
Apr 25 2008 12:25PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7

are you serious?  i mean, usually i'd be all about telling this kid he was a dumbass or whatever, but it actually seems like he didn't give the teacher much reason to be such a bitch.  teachers routinely step over the line and take matters into their own hands that aren't actually any of their fucking business and while he probably should have been doing the work on a blank piece of paper, who the fuck is she to throw away someone else's property?

i'd say burn that cunt's house down.

actually, on a serious note, post her email address on here and we'll teach her a lesson.  i hope she likes being bombarded with gay porn and meatspin.

Apr 25 2008 12:26PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
He said he's in the front because "the teacher is a bitch" which prety much means he was put up there for previous actions. Also, he was reading a freeskier in the middle of class. In high school, that stuff doesn't go down too well.

So my advice is, stop acting like a retard and don't blame teachers for things you brought upon yourself. It's just a bloody magazine. If you follow through with any revenge, you deserve whatever you get.
Apr 25 2008 12:30PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
i'm completely ignoring the first paragraph of your post because it's FUCKING
Apr 25 2008 12:44PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
...

you didn't complete your sentence
Apr 25 2008 12:46PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7

huh... apparently when i hit the "o" button, my computer wants to post shit...

anyway, that first paragraph was buttfucking obvious.  thanks for thinking i was a 12-year-old girl who actually needed you to explain that to me.  i've never been to high school before, so i'm soooo glad i had you here to tell me how it is.

my point was that she had no reason to throw the magazine away.  sure, it's just a magazine, but if that's the way we're looking at it, then shouldn't she pay him for it?  afterall, it's JUST a few dollars.  some teachers are just powertripping and need to be taken out back and beaten with a metal shovel until they bleed to death from their eyes.

Apr 25 2008 12:47PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
you're a fucking genius.  seriously, someone get this kid a fucking Ph.D or something.  did you seriously think i didn't know that posted at the wrong time?  honestly, did your retarded brain think for a second, "huh... i bet he doesn't know that just happened."  fucking christ...
Apr 25 2008 12:49PM
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timmmy
Posts: 654 - Karma: 25
only option

http://allsp.com/loading.php?url=l.php?id=e66
Apr 25 2008 12:50PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
You're a very violent person...

But, from my school this wasn't uncommon. Teachers had the right to take MP3 players for the whole year if someone was wearing it in class. A magazine isn't that big of a deal.
Apr 25 2008 12:51PM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
take a big shit and put in her desk drawer let in incubate for the weekend
Apr 25 2008 12:52PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
No actually, from your previous diction, I figured you meant to leave it like that. It would make sense with your current style of writing.

I'm not going to sit here and reply anymore more though. It's a waste of time.
Apr 25 2008 12:57PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7

ok, so since they take MP3 players, that makes it right?  fuck that.  i walked out of class my senior year because my teacher tried to take my iPod after he saw it in my backpack.  i wasn't listening to it, it wasn't out on my desk, it was inside a pocket of my backpack that happened to be open when he walked by.  he asked me to give it to him, i laughed at him, walked out of class, went to the office and dropped his class.  fucking hell, why the fuck do you kids just bend over and take it up the ass?

post her email address, man.

Apr 25 2008 1:00PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
if a teacher tried to take my ipod i'd just tell them straight up no to their face. giving anything away to a teacher that is worth any amount of money like that is just an excuse for it to get broken or looked through. some douchebag vice principal in my middle school used to take kids cell phones for just having them out and read the texts and tell the parents if he saw anything interesting or "suspicious". guy was such an ass it was unbelievable, i guess what i'm trying to say is i feel for you getting a precious freeskier taken away, but next time dont even give that bitch an inch.

i understand what having a shit teacher who just isn't on your side is like so to anyone saying shit about the teacher sitting him next to her for a reason stop cuz shits pointless. and to get back at her, just dont give her a hard time and ask for it back (you already said she threw it away) and now that you know she threw it away ask her to give you 3 dollars to buy you a new one, politely, considering she had no right to throw away your property. just dont get too angry and try to remain adult like as much as you can about this situation because teachers can turn shit around on you real quick.
Apr 25 2008 1:06PM
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garretgangster
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you sound like a straight up bad ass mother fucker. just pull your shank out and threaten her
Apr 25 2008 1:12PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7

i win because you're a pussy.  next!

Apr 25 2008 1:12PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
hate to say it, but you've really got no ground to fight this at all. You were simply doing something you shouldn't have been doing, or at least looked like it. I'd say she had a right to take it away, but not to actually throw it away. Instead of getting revenge try going down to the office and telling them about it and asking them to compensate you, or make her pay you back. I wouldn't go and try to get revenge because then chances are you'll get fucked even more by the school
Apr 25 2008 1:35PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
HAHA! Poor Phil.
Apr 25 2008 2:31PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
get some milk from lunch, open it then leave it somewhere in the room where no one would look
Apr 25 2008 2:51PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
yep. i had a teacher try to take my phone this year, when i wasn't even using it or didn't have it out. it was a sub, and he is the biggest douchefucker i've met in my life. he was like give me the phone, i was like are you serious? i wasn't even using it. no way. he goes, excuse me? i suggest you give me that phone, now. i was like then i suggest you send me to the office, cause you're not getting it if i wasn't using it. long story short, i got 4 days detention for doing nothing, and my dad tried to beat the shit out of the guy when he saw him in the giant eagle parking lot cause he graduated with him and was a cock sucker then too. quite amusing really.
Apr 25 2008 3:28PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
You're going to hide her dry erase markers!?
Man, you are so hardcore.
Apr 25 2008 3:31PM
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bigolrig
Posts: 572 - Karma: 14

do the "write on the top of the white board" but in sharpie.
thatwill grind her gears a bit.
and post her email.

Apr 25 2008 4:10PM
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timofysmif
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
tape everything on her desk to the roof
Apr 25 2008 4:12PM
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