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Why do most girls in ski towns have big asses??

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theoz
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even in Whistler this is true... the curse of the cute girl with the massive behind.... what do you think it is? the beer, the fact that there are more guys than girls soo they dont have to look after them selves or is it just pure lazyness?

Apr 24 2008 5:27PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I really didn't need to hear that. That's disgusting.
Apr 24 2008 11:39PM
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theoz
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skiing doesnt give you a fat ass being a lazy piece of shit does and accepting the fact that if your a chick in a ski town you dont have to try to pick up.. even if you not that hot thers stil 30 dudes that will sleep with you... soo why bother working out ..... i think its fukin gross,, especially the no shaving thing,, down there too. wax all the way ... anything else but a landing stip is gross...


so for most guys in ski town they go home with a chick and shes got a huge ass and way too much hair  .. real attractive.. women should care about how they lok... eat healthy go to the gym.. drink vodka instead of wine and beer,
Apr 24 2008 11:41PM
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theoz
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Apr 24 2008 11:47PM
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theoz
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what girls asses  in ski towns should look like .. in a perect world
Apr 24 2008 11:47PM
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BEARS.
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its colder up here. they need more blubber for warmth.
Apr 24 2008 11:48PM
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theoz
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do you get fatter in winter? proably not soo why should women.

Apr 25 2008 12:01AM
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Ski303
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My thought.  I always see them in the ski line with the tights on....I like mirror goggles because I can just stare lol...
Apr 25 2008 12:31AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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ha another great soon to be 20 page thread
Apr 25 2008 12:42AM
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chames
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why is this a bad thing?
Apr 25 2008 12:47AM
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DrippinWithSteez
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as long as it doesnt look like cottage cheese or spaghetti.
Apr 25 2008 12:53AM
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chames
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yea^ cottage cheese asses make me gag

Apr 25 2008 12:56AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Mirrored lenses...best invention ever.
Apr 25 2008 12:58AM
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DrippinWithSteez
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So you peep the asses of gnagster saggage?
Apr 25 2008 1:04AM
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Shpadoinkle
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I'm a chick, that's ok to do.
Apr 25 2008 1:07AM
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Reptar.
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haha there is a difference between Ski Towns and RESORT towns. here in pc the hot tourist asses our prime.
Apr 25 2008 1:08AM
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Shpadoinkle
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What does Heidi Montag fall under?
Apr 25 2008 1:27AM
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CTHannevik
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they think its okay because they can hide under their ski clothes.. tisk tisk ladies
Apr 25 2008 1:43AM
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Ryanvdonk
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no way, we're Fabulous!
Apr 25 2008 2:48AM
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cissnasty
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who fuckin cares the bigger the better at least to some point.

bring on all the big asses you can find ill be all over it minus that no good ish.
Apr 25 2008 6:25AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Exactly! You guys are fabulous in your haggard ways. Ryan was quite haggard but now he's quite fab in his snake skin.
Apr 25 2008 10:58AM
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WONTON
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ryan = once haggard, always haggard. He prob still has long ass hair and wears that same mariners hat everywhere
Apr 25 2008 11:42AM
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Shpadoinkle
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He is definitely not haggard. He doesn't have long hair, and I have never seen him wear a Mariners hat. HAHA!
Apr 25 2008 12:05PM
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lepp0012
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Exactly!!
Apr 25 2008 12:22PM
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evtic
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nailed it
Apr 25 2008 1:20PM
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HappyTreez
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haha i grew up with her but she was a bitch
Apr 25 2008 1:21PM
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HappyTreez
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but CB is definately a ski town not a resort town
Apr 25 2008 1:23PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Her bitchiness has nothing to do with her ass.
Apr 25 2008 2:25PM
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blakcnd12
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guys in ski towns are g's so we gotta have the big booty hos
Apr 25 2008 4:07PM
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Shpadoinkle
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So it's the guys fault. They give the chick beer in turn giving them large behinds.
Apr 25 2008 4:11PM
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HappyTreez
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good point.
i was always destracted in class when i used to sit behind her and her thong.

on a side note, heidi was not a skier and didnt go up to the mountain much, and i dont think that qualifies her as a skier with a nice ass in a ski town.

Apr 25 2008 7:10PM
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wordzofwizdum
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Apr 25 2008 7:13PM
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yung.bubz
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so we can bonk them
Apr 25 2008 9:03PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Learn something new everyday.
Apr 25 2008 9:44PM
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tommihq
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That is correct mister
Apr 26 2008 6:18AM
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shibby
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Shit mang, I've never even noticed this phenomenon.
Apr 26 2008 7:53AM
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Colt45er
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mo cushion for da pushin
Apr 26 2008 11:04AM
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steezyme
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the Whistler Blackcomb's dual mountain ass

BEER
Apr 26 2008 12:56PM
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skifree919
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hahahahahhaha best post in the thread.
Apr 26 2008 2:09PM
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DrippinWithSteez
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You don't want to know what i would do to that cow.
Apr 26 2008 4:23PM
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jimmer
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you are my new hero.
Apr 26 2008 6:19PM
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comeatmebro
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH that is so disgusting.

i was once at the pool and saw this girl jump up, the bottom of her bathing suit go down, and my god there was more hair down there than on her head. i almost threw up.

anyways...every time i've been to a ski town there have been fine girls, and not so fine girls. maybe cause i always go on spring break...
Apr 26 2008 6:32PM
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Nadia.
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Post a photo of your face so next time I see you on hill I can punch you in the face.

Girls in Whistler have "big" asses from skiing, snowboarding, skateboarding wakeboarding etc. They all work your legs and ass. Whistler has next to no obesity, at least amongst the active chicks. Go to the states if you want to see some serious fat asses.

Go troll the bars if you're looking for coke head bar stars with no ass, otherwise fuck off.
Apr 26 2008 8:15PM
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WoodyE
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^ calm yourself. jeez someones a lil insecure
Apr 26 2008 8:57PM
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theoz
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get a sense of humour buddy. cokes for retard americans.. not everyone likes big mountain asses..  why get mad over people laughing over stupid shit..
Apr 26 2008 9:23PM
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Yauch
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you must like fat girls. just cause you do those kinds of sports doesnt mean youll get a fat ass

and yeah anyways i was in the store one time and this girl with a really pretty face but pretty big thighs was on the fone acting like she was the shit, and of all things she was telling the person on the fone the best thing for shaping your legs is SQUATS!  I almost busted out laughing, i wanted to tell her that squats were the last thing in the world she should be doing, She was living in some dreamworld i dont know but as a whole she wasnt hot at all. She had tight jeans on too, i was like jeezus your ass is an obsenity
Apr 26 2008 9:36PM
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theoz
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I think she is actually a chick..  whos proably a preety good skier , but stil this is a joke... no need to get mad.. its just the truth.. just casue you snowboard or ski or skate  or wake doesnt mean you have a big ass. Does meg oster or Ingrid have a big ass? no does Sarah burke? what about Niki  gaddux the pro downhill mountain bike chick whos gorgeous.. its the beer and the lazy factor not the skiing..  im not talking about obisity im talking about girls who appear cute then have a big mountain ass , its not attractive.  ask any dude inthe world whos not into gheto booties and you will get the same response... as for coke bar stars who have no ass.... Lose the coke and give me a nice flat tight bum any day.. over a big theighed hairy mountain chick who hasnt waxed down there in a few seasons..
Apr 26 2008 9:59PM
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chames
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haha yesss
Apr 27 2008 7:28PM
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Focus503
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Q: Why do most girls in ski towns have big butts?

Hint: It's a simple 10 word question and it said nothing about fat, nor hairy.

A: Because Nike?




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Apr 25 2012 2:58PM
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Janky
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op needs to clarify if these big asses are nice or black bitch booty.
Apr 25 2012 3:09PM
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Lapander
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Stupid bumb is stupid..
Apr 25 2012 4:25PM
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