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killabees
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Samuel L. Jackson would face fuck Laurence Fishburne and eat his remains....then wash it down with a drink of his delicious beverage
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Apr 22 2008 10:20AM
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Happy.
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Nutmeg = deadly when injected into your blood.
Apr 22 2008 10:41AM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
platypus are poisonous, thats right, inject you with venom and lay eggs
Apr 22 2008 11:10AM
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MikeS
Posts: 479 - Karma: 10
The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.
Apr 22 2008 11:16AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
everyone is naked under their clothes
Apr 22 2008 11:29AM
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DudeAbides
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If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
Apr 22 2008 12:02PM
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Waffle11
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more people are killed by vending machines then sharks
Apr 22 2008 12:02PM
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ax_murderer
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an albatross can sleep while it flies 25 mph
Apr 22 2008 12:07PM
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Mr.O
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
A leech has 32 brains.
A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2
315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled

Ohh and a real good one... Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.


Apr 22 2008 12:17PM
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emopoppins
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michelle mcwade does indeed have herpes. so does tom wallisch. connection?
Apr 22 2008 3:48PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I have a question. Do they clean the stripper pole between each dance?
Apr 22 2008 3:50PM
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STREETS
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Ask your mom , I'm sure she'll tell you.
Apr 22 2008 3:52PM
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andrew.
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oh. snap.
Apr 22 2008 3:59PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I've already asked her, and she's the one that put that question in my brain.
Apr 22 2008 4:05PM
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ontwosticks
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As i'm sure few of the NS member have strip club experience, I don't really remember them wiping down the pole between each dancer. but they might have during the break.
Apr 22 2008 4:08PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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did you know that gorillas burp when they are happy.
Apr 22 2008 6:06PM
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Cone-argh
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Led Zeppelin's original name was Lead Zeppelin
Apr 22 2008 6:26PM
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zesty_buddy
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more people are killed by champagne corks than spiders
Apr 22 2008 6:30PM
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PacificRimJob
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The average life of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches.
Apr 22 2008 6:30PM
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860
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shananagens
Apr 22 2008 6:40PM
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snwbrdmilf
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During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced.

About 1 in 30 people in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole.

The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.

In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

Roosters can't crow if they can't fully extend their necks.
Apr 22 2008 8:27PM
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kewp
Posts: 79 - Karma: 24
Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans.
Apr 22 2008 8:42PM
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908
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In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
Apr 22 2008 9:03PM
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ax_murderer
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the plural of goose is geese
Apr 22 2008 9:06PM
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JSskier
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haha that last one was good.  

>The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
Apr 22 2008 9:08PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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It is illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota.
Apr 22 2008 9:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Wait, what's colder than dry ice? 
-I don't know, what?
I'll tell you what is, Oksana!

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and yelling, "bang!"
Apr 22 2008 9:20PM
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JSskier
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this is a good one too  --> Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
Apr 22 2008 9:35PM
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Piste.Off
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there are more chickens in the world then people
Apr 22 2008 9:37PM
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samwise
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"stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed using only the left hand

The name "Wendy" was invented for and first used in "Peter Pan."

Apr 22 2008 9:46PM
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snowriderdj
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It's against the law ...
  • to slurp your soup in a public eating place in New Jersey.
  • to holler “snake” within the city limits of Flowery Branch, Ga.
  • for frogs to croak after 11:00 P.M. in Memphis, Tenn.
  • to read comics while riding in a car in Norman, Okla.
  • to remove your shoes if your feet smell while you're in a theater in Winnetka, Ill.
  • to buy ice cream after 6:00 P.M. in Newark, N.J., unless you have a written note from a doctor.
  • for cars to drip on the pavement in Green Bay, Wis. There is a $1 fine for each drip.
  • to enter a public theater or a streetcar within four hours of eating garlic in Gary, Ind.
  • for dogs to get in the way of people walking in Pateros, Wash.
  • to ride a bike into a swimming pool in Baldwin Park, Calif.
  • to wipe dishes dry in Minneapolis, Minn. Dishes should be left to drip dry.
  • for kids to buy lollipops in Spokane, Wash.
  • to push dirt under a rug in Pittsburgh, Pa.
  • for a barber to shave a customer's chest in Omaha, Nebr.
  • for boys to throw snowballs at trees in Mount Pulaski, Ill.

Apr 22 2008 9:53PM
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BootySpunk.
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On average, 63 people each year in the UK die due to inhalation of animal hair.
Apr 22 2008 10:04PM
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snowplow
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that's how led is actually spelled. they changed it to led because of dumbass americans who thought it would be the other way of saying it.
Apr 22 2008 10:24PM
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45.
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Better known truth, when you eat celery you burn more calories than you consume!

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

A railroad tanker car carrying propane traveled over 3,000 feet when it exploded during a train wreck in Illinois, sheering off a steel tower in it's path. It's the longest flight on record for a propane explosion.

Of 200 Anglican priests polled only 68, or 34% could name all Ten Commandments. Half, however, said they believed in space aliens.

The portrait of Abraham Lincoln on the penny shows him facing to the right while all other portraits of presidents on U.S. circulating coins face left. As of 2007 it now costs more than 1 cent to produce 1 cent.

Apr 22 2008 10:36PM
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popNfresh44
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Albert Hofmann, the inventor and user of LSD, is 102 years old.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp  paper

315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
Apr 22 2008 10:36PM
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.makuma.
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the dictionary one was already said....n00b
Apr 22 2008 10:54PM
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ThaLetterM.
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-Emmett Davis enjoys reading this thread
Apr 22 2008 10:57PM
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N-John360
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-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist
- When the first Crayola Crayons were indroduced in 1903, the only colors were brown and dark brown.
- In order to check for hidden items, airport screeners are allowed to try on passenger's pants
-There's no "I" in steam.
-The most popular lock combination is 7-1-34
-The word "taxi" is spelled the same in English, German, French, Swesish, and Portugese
-Sheep outnumber humans in New Zealand 15 to 1
-The shoelace was invented before the shoe.

I know tons more. Just tired of typing.
Apr 22 2008 11:31PM
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connoroh
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The declaration of independance has 1337 words.      1337.
Apr 22 2008 11:34PM
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JamesJ911
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elephants are the only mammals that cant jump

elaphants are the only animal with 4 knees

your hair grows for a couple months after you die

wrigleys gum was the first product to have a bar code

right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people on average
Apr 23 2008 1:20AM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,775
wouldnt that just be a string?
Apr 23 2008 1:52AM
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chicken
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a person who is 6' tall, at noon in Saskatchewan facing away from the sun at average air pressure and 20/20 vision. can see 1/4 of a mile further than a person in the same setting who is 5'4"
Apr 23 2008 2:48AM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
more people are killed by vending machines than sharks
Apr 23 2008 8:24AM
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slashquatch
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cats and dogs consume 11 billions dollars of pet food a year
Apr 23 2008 10:44AM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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red heads take more anaesthesia to go under then other people.
Apr 23 2008 10:47AM
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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495

racecar   can be spelled both ways

Apr 23 2008 10:56AM
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Mr.O
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A headache and inflammatory pain can be reduced by eating 20 tart cherries.
A yawn usually lasts for approximately six seconds.
According to Scandinavian traditions, if a boy and girl eat from the same loaf of bread, they are bound to fall in love.
Americans eat approximately 20 pounds of pasta per person each year.
The largest diamond that was ever found was 3106 carats.
Apr 23 2008 11:17AM
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Elg
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A girl can handle more pain then a boy

If a boy could experiance a girls orgasm, he would die.


I don't know if those two are connected...
Apr 23 2008 12:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Apr 23 2008 12:36PM
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Boodje.
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a gold fish has an attention span of 3 seconds.
slugs have 4 noses.
fish can drown.
beavers were once the size of bears.
454 U.S dollar bills weight 1 pound
pennsylvania is misspelled on the libery bell.
giraffes can lick there own eyes.
you have to play png pong for 12hrs to lose a pound.
the statue of libertys foot  would be a size 834
a duck cant walk without bobbing its head
in a year the average person making there bed walks 4 miles a year.
the average woman coneumes 6 lbs of lip stick in her life time

those are some cool ones from snapple.com :]

Apr 23 2008 12:38PM
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