Replying to School contest

Aight so, I don't post on here much, but I still read alot of the shit on here so I figured it be a good place to get some ideas for a school lip sync contest. Basically nobody takes it seriously at all, and it has to be A) performed with a country song and B) somewhat appropriate for school, or else we get gonged. So far our plan is just to get drunk and get naked and see what happens, but we sort of want to win and buy a couple kegs for the weekend with the prize money. Any ideas how we could pull it off? I'm willing to do anything, its my last year at the school.