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snowplow
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
lets hear em
Apr 20 2008 1:14AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
searchbar!...lets use it
Apr 20 2008 1:18AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
oh yeah.....
did you know you have 206 bones in your body want one more


hey nice shoes..wanna fuck ?
Apr 20 2008 1:19AM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10

mine is the best
"hey wanna searchbar?"

Apr 20 2008 1:19AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
haha, i tohught ll mine were pretty funny :-D

or hey.. wanna get banged like a hammer
Apr 20 2008 1:21AM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
hey whats big, white and can satisfy all your needs
































searchbar ftw
Apr 20 2008 1:32AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
fuck me if im wrong is your name laura
Apr 20 2008 1:32AM
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dwoods5
Posts: 768 - Karma: 45

" I'm just gonna throw this out there....and you can give it right back........I wanna be on you "

Apr 20 2008 2:03AM
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Jordan.j
Posts: 847 - Karma: 28
so there was 2 guys at a bar and he first guy had a beer and turned to the second guy and said "hey i had sex with your mom." and the 2nd guy was like shut up. soo the 1st guy came back a little later after a few more beers and spoke loader saying how he had sex with his mom and the second guy just said shut up, closer to the end of the night the 1st man came back after a pitcher of beer and stood on the table and yelled how he had sex with the 2nd guys mom, and the second guy says shut up dad ur being a idiot...
Apr 20 2008 3:08AM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
call me crazy, but it looks to me like you need someone to pee in your butt.
Apr 20 2008 2:16PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
WINNER!
Apr 20 2008 2:27PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
Haha yes!
Apr 20 2008 2:47PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
are you a drum? because i wanna bang you all night loongg
Apr 20 2008 3:52PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
okay, yes, they're from family guy
"you must be a parking ticket.....because you've got fine written all over you"
"if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together"

"can i put my weiner in your bunghole?"
Apr 20 2008 3:56PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
-wanna go get pizza and have sex?
-no.
-what you don't like pizza?
Apr 20 2008 4:01PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Yes!
Apr 20 2008 4:02PM
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MRICK28
Posts: 388 - Karma: 13
Do you work at subway cause every time i see you i get a foot long!

Do you have a band aid cause i just scraped my knee falling for you
Apr 20 2008 4:52PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Let me read you a poem (pull paper out of pocket)

Lashes to ashes,
lust to dust,
without women,
my penis would rust,
Would you help keep my penis from rusting



Hey, you should come to my place to do some math,
we can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and mltiply.


Do you know Karate cus your body is kickn


Thats a nice outfit, it would look better on the floor of my apartment.
Apr 20 2008 5:09PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
.. not really.. hammers dont get banged..

Apr 20 2008 5:23PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
its "and hope to god we don't multiply" sheesh
Apr 20 2008 5:28PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
the subway one is the greatest!!
Apr 20 2008 5:31PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
is there a mirror in your pocket because i could see myself in your pants

i tought that one to a youngin and when he used it on a girl my age everyone cracked up
Apr 20 2008 5:31PM
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woolymammoth
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
Hey do you play the flute?....Because you charmed my snake

Dost though haveth a mirror in thine pocket?...Because i can seeth minself in thine pantaloons
-a fun renaissance spin on a classic! most fun at medieval and renaissance fairs
Apr 20 2008 5:31PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
classics will always be, put into the renaissance language?
Apr 20 2008 5:34PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
your daddy must be a lumberjack, because when i see you i have wood in my pants

what has 143 teeth holds back the incredible hulk?......my pants zipper
Apr 20 2008 6:01PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
That one made no sense....
Apr 20 2008 6:36PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
are you an austranaut cuz your ass is outta this world
Apr 20 2008 8:03PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
yeah. its: are you a lumberjack cuz your giving me wood
Apr 20 2008 8:16PM
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SkierWoman1080
Posts: 24 - Karma: 11
youll get anygirl by using the search bar
Apr 20 2008 9:03PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hi im (name)
Apr 20 2008 10:01PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
hahahahha...that top one is rediculous
Apr 20 2008 10:04PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i thought it was...

Hey, you should come to my place to do some math,
we can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, leave the solution and hope to god we dont multiply.
Apr 20 2008 10:08PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
orrr.. ppull out a peice of paper

read.... roses are red violets are blue
i like spaghetti, ya wanna screw ?
Apr 20 2008 11:06PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
no steve but nice attempt

best one if from "Night at the Roxbury"
(make sounds like an ambulance), you know what that is the sound of?

an ambulance coming to take me away, because when i saw you my heart stopped
Apr 20 2008 11:11PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
or let the fres prince tell you whats up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw
Apr 20 2008 11:14PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
A mexican kid on my soccer  said this to a MILF (his accent makes it so much better) "I like your eyes....wanna fuck?"  She just ran away and we were all just cracking up...
Apr 21 2008 12:32AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
Oh, I didn't get it the way that kid worded it.
Apr 21 2008 6:48AM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
yeah um
hammers do the banging
Apr 21 2008 3:29PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
you must be missing out
Apr 21 2008 6:58PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
me: hey do u have any canadian in you?

girl: no

me: want some
Apr 21 2008 7:57PM
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snowplow
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
no if you're talking to me.
Apr 21 2008 8:31PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
haha thats a good one
Apr 21 2008 10:20PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
"I felt like I am supposed to talk to you"

all original material ftw


Apr 22 2008 3:21AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
"are you good in bed or is that just me?"
"are you a cow because i spotted you?"
"Lets do math, You plus me, minus the cloths, divide the legs, and hope to hell we don't multiply"
"I heard the word of the day is legs, why don't we go back to my place and spread the word"
"Ill be Germany you be poland, and ill fuck you in the ass"
"I bet you couldn't get my whole dick in your mouth"


-------This one is sooo funny-----
"Does this towel smell like chloroform?"
Apr 22 2008 4:21AM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
Hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Apr 22 2008 4:40AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
Would you hold it against me if i told you you had an amazing body?

hold IT against  me...hahah
Apr 22 2008 10:01AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
i'll be the hammer if you be the nail?
Apr 22 2008 10:52AM
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DannyBoat[978]
Posts: 99 - Karma: 5
thats pretty funny
Apr 22 2008 10:56AM
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MikeS
Posts: 479 - Karma: 10
these three are fool proof:

1)you're like a championship bass... i don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

2)do you like to dance? well then, can you go dance over there so i can talk to your friend?

3)can you help me find my puppy? i think he wandered into that cheap motel room.
Apr 22 2008 11:12AM
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DudeAbides
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
wanna go out for some pizza and sex?

what? you don't like pizza?
Apr 22 2008 12:08PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i worded it like a retarded kid, that's what it means
Apr 22 2008 12:30PM
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