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So some fucker broke my femur this weekend...

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fappy
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sparring with this guy in the ring and he sucker punched me in the balls.  no one saw it, and right when i grabbed my kids, this fuckhead uppercuts me and i fall back and land on my femur and snap it.  my friends werre there and they had to watch this humiliation.  as i was down i heard his roommate laughing in the audience.  now my career is over.  i swear to god if i ever find this guy im going to end his life

Apr 14 2008 8:11PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

goodness gracious your funny

Apr 14 2008 8:19PM
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Owen.
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6/10, good effort I like the humor
Apr 14 2008 8:21PM
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TerminatorX
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i wonder who it could be
Apr 14 2008 8:23PM
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-+Siver+-
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well played my friend well player
Apr 14 2008 8:24PM
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TheMoostafian
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hhahaha nice
Apr 14 2008 8:25PM
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eheath
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I lol'd.
Apr 14 2008 8:27PM
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skiEER
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if something like this was true i would laugh
Apr 14 2008 9:06PM
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TeamJones
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you fell and broke your femur...

did you land on an upswinging sledgehammer?
Apr 14 2008 9:38PM
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emopoppins
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you are either a postmenapausal woman or a starving african.
Apr 14 2008 9:49PM
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Rajna
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hahhaha
Apr 14 2008 10:04PM
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SteevJee
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wait a second.........
Apr 14 2008 10:41PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
ooooooo
RACE WAR!!
RACE WAR!!
RACE WAR!!
Apr 14 2008 10:41PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
i see what you did..and i like it
Apr 14 2008 10:55PM
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Paszko
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fresh....?
Apr 14 2008 10:56PM
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alaskakid
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haha i lol'd
Apr 14 2008 10:59PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
broke my ankle kick boxing
Apr 14 2008 11:00PM
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no_steeze
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feeble attempt but acceptable
Apr 14 2008 11:14PM
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Sholte
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kinda funny.
Apr 14 2008 11:24PM
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Grove_Street
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never try to reset your femur, because you could pinch your artery and internally bleed to death, that would have to be a major break though.
Apr 14 2008 11:44PM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15
do you happen to be the 36 year old in this thread.

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/359509/
Apr 14 2008 11:49PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28

yeah i just read that...kinda ironic if your both on ns

Apr 15 2008 9:27AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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I hope you're joking.

Apr 15 2008 9:51AM
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crazyfuck
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you and the person above you are both retarded.  go jerk each other off.

the funniest thing about this thread is the dumbasses not getting the joke.

Apr 15 2008 10:12AM
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birdshake
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haha this is pretty funny
Apr 15 2008 11:30AM
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b-kul
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kinda made me laugh.
Apr 15 2008 3:05PM
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afton_steeze
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hahaha.
Apr 15 2008 3:38PM
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ajax
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Apr 15 2008 3:53PM
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