Replying to My parents and marijuana

so today, my sister decided she wanted some pastels out of my room and so she was looking through my drawers and managed to find my scale my pocket scale and some catnip.

so i confronted my mom thinking she took my shit and i was like wtf why were you going through my room im not retarted you know

She: WHY DID YOU HAVE SCALES THE ONLY THING SCALES ARE USED FOR IS POT

me: I DONT GIVE A SHIT

her: a bunch of bullshit
(btw these scales aren't even mine so keep that in mind)

me: the scales aren't even mine they're my friends can i have them back

mom: which friends

me : im not telling you LOL

mom: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM STUDYING FOR EXAMS


what do i do, my counsellor told them i smoke weed (faggot) then i said i didn't but i don't think my dad believed me and now my moms getting all pissed cause im telling the truth

so im thinking about getting a bunch of shit together a bunch of facts and writing them down on some paper leaving it for them and then going to my friends houses' for the weekend and say i'll come back when you've accepted my choices

there's my idea give me some of yours?